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ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there

QUEEN ELIZABETH:
December 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3
December 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
The crazy thing? This is the poster for Conclave
the perfect rating doesn't exi......

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December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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I remember listening to something that was like “why is southern heritage always someone defending the confederacy instead of any of the other southern stuff” and I kind of feel that way with masculinity where most masculinity can just be naming the best baseball players by WAR and not hating women
December 15, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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Imagine how fucked California noir would be if Los Angeles was called anything else: 'They call Los Caballos the City of Horses. Neither here nor there when it comes to the sex and murder stuff I guess. Anyway...'
November 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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"florko"? be serious
It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 PM
These are the eyes of a killer, Bella
November 30, 2024 at 5:30 AM