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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
July 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Add a letter and ruin a movie:

Top Gurn.
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:

Citizen Kanye
VD For Vendetta
May 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My TV can't even tune into U&Eden because I live in a cultural desert. #TOTP
April 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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People are sharing the first computer games they ever played and they're all disconcertingly modern. You're all so young! The first computer game I ever played was an Anglo-Maratha War FPS on Charles Babbage's Difference Engine.
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Post a pic of when your pet was little
March 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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No
March 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Authentic 90s vibes with an eclectic chart mix #TOTP
February 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Night of the Demon model I built, 53 inches tall, 96 inch wingspan.
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Grange Hill Street Blues.
Camberwick Green Wing.
TV FUSION:
Danger Man About The House
TV FUSION:
Play Your Cards Right To Reply
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The Tate Modern is so odd. Level 1 - fun interactive art experiences for children, Level 2 - enormous photographs of artists in chains vomiting blood. Level 3 - more fun activities for kids, Level 4 - mainly cocks, Level 5 - disturbing audio of a distressed dog on a loop for 2 hrs, Level 6 - bistro.
January 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh, bugger! I've missed #soundsofthe80s again.
December 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
And so it begins: the 2024 #Christmas present wrapping war of attrition with the #cats.
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
December 21, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Save money at Christmas by simply telling people that you hate them, rather than giving them scented candles.
December 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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I can't be the only one who sits in long, pointless meetings wondering how quickly I'd give up struggling if I was trapped in quicksand.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting to find this collaboration for No Memory. #Soundsofthe80s
youtu.be/WjOQjI-hfmA?...
Sigue Sigue Sputnik & Scarlet Fantastic - No Memory (The 229 Club, London, 03 December 2022)
YouTube video by MrBitz II
youtu.be
November 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
If you get a chance, reacquaint yourself with the video for Grace Jones - Slave to the Rhythm. Utterly bonkers. #Soundsofthe80s
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I lost my The Hits Album sometime in the 80s. Luckily all these bangers are on the Now Yearbooks I've been hoarding recently. #Soundsofthe80s
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM