Dan Avant Blachman
@danavant.bsky.social
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take Bluesky from me
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take Bluesky from me
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the “duty” of any artist is to have an opinion you stupid motherfuckers
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the “duty” of any artist is to have an opinion you stupid motherfuckers
Sorry, I don't have any presents for your sleeping newborn. Um ... I have a drum. I'm gonna play my drum
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sorry, I don't have any presents for your sleeping newborn. Um ... I have a drum. I'm gonna play my drum
I am so tired. It's like my brain is one of those cherry jello molds the Mythbusters used to use to see what concussions look like in slow motion
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I am so tired. It's like my brain is one of those cherry jello molds the Mythbusters used to use to see what concussions look like in slow motion
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getting arrested for standing outside of the walton goggins walmart app grinch ad shoot and screaming MAYBE CHRISTMAS, HE SAID, DOESN'T COME FROM A STORE, MAYBE CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS, MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE
early contender for worst xmas ad that misses the point of the source material is all the whos down in whoville using the walmart app to buy christmas at a store
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
getting arrested for standing outside of the walton goggins walmart app grinch ad shoot and screaming MAYBE CHRISTMAS, HE SAID, DOESN'T COME FROM A STORE, MAYBE CHRISTMAS, PERHAPS, MEANS A LITTLE BIT MORE
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
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The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
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This is the mugshot of a literal political prisoner, arrested, thrown in jail, then expelled from a public university, for yelling at Charlie Kirk supporters
Texas Tech student expelled after video showing Charlie Kirk rant on campus
An 18-year-old Texas Tech University student is no longer enrolled at the university after a video appearing to show her mocking the death of Charlie Kirk went viral.
www.fox4news.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is the mugshot of a literal political prisoner, arrested, thrown in jail, then expelled from a public university, for yelling at Charlie Kirk supporters
July 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Probably one of the largest ice hypocrisies are the hoods…I mean masks. It pisses me off every time I see it. They haaaaaated masks during covid. Made them political to the point so many people died or were sickened because of it. But NOW. I loathe these people with my entire soul.
July 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Probably one of the largest ice hypocrisies are the hoods…I mean masks. It pisses me off every time I see it. They haaaaaated masks during covid. Made them political to the point so many people died or were sickened because of it. But NOW. I loathe these people with my entire soul.
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Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty
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As far as I can tell, Trump's story on the "Jeffrey Epstein hoax" is now basically this:
July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
As far as I can tell, Trump's story on the "Jeffrey Epstein hoax" is now basically this:
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thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
July 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
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Tomorrow in NYC will be sunny & pleasant. This will be important.
March 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Tomorrow in NYC will be sunny & pleasant. This will be important.
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This extreme escalation is an egregious violation of first amendment rights. Now is the moment to speak out and oppose this as fiercely and loudly as possible.
March 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This extreme escalation is an egregious violation of first amendment rights. Now is the moment to speak out and oppose this as fiercely and loudly as possible.
This is for the birds
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February 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is for the birds
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