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There is a non-zero chance that Steve Bannon is a dying alien sent from the future to prevent Tiffany Trump's rise to power.
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Western Watersheds Project has a Cow Pie Pal survey where we can report public land degradation due to livestock. westernwatersheds.org/cow-pie-pal-...
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November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Western Watersheds Project has a Cow Pie Pal survey where we can report public land degradation due to livestock. westernwatersheds.org/cow-pie-pal-...
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They picked some poor schmuck who was just on the conference call to sign the Affidavit.
Not good lawyering.
Not good lawyering.
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Judge: this witness has zero info about content of info. No shade on you Mr. Cantu. you'v e been very candid with teh court.
R: do you know who would have more info at DOS about sum and substance of your declaration? that we could go talk to.
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Judge: this witness has zero info about content of info. No shade on you Mr. Cantu. you'v e been very candid with teh court.
R: do you know who would have more info at DOS about sum and substance of your declaration? that we could go talk to.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They picked some poor schmuck who was just on the conference call to sign the Affidavit.
Not good lawyering.
Not good lawyering.
This needs to be a SNL skit with John Cleese as the judge and Colin Jost in a lemon costume as Tyler Lemon.
Folks: Lindsey did not just cross out the no-billed charge, tho she epically fucked up the docketing in another way.
There are actually THREE versions of document:
The no-billed indictment as originally docketed. (The fucked no-bill.)
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
There are actually THREE versions of document:
The no-billed indictment as originally docketed. (The fucked no-bill.)
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This needs to be a SNL skit with John Cleese as the judge and Colin Jost in a lemon costume as Tyler Lemon.
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Why does Comey not simply eat the other attorneys?
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why does Comey not simply eat the other attorneys?
Sounds like a plot line for another Reno 9-11 movie.
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sounds like a plot line for another Reno 9-11 movie.
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WTF
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WTF
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Jill Stein is a democracy eating cicada on a quadrennial hibernation cycle who arouses only when elections are underway
Then, once she’s assured the ascension of the worst possible candidate, she will sink back into the freezing November soil to the soft tunes of indie folk rock to repeat the cycle
Then, once she’s assured the ascension of the worst possible candidate, she will sink back into the freezing November soil to the soft tunes of indie folk rock to repeat the cycle
Question.
What's Jill Stein doing about the migrants being kidnapped?
What's Jill Stein doing about the migrants being kidnapped?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jill Stein is a democracy eating cicada on a quadrennial hibernation cycle who arouses only when elections are underway
Then, once she’s assured the ascension of the worst possible candidate, she will sink back into the freezing November soil to the soft tunes of indie folk rock to repeat the cycle
Then, once she’s assured the ascension of the worst possible candidate, she will sink back into the freezing November soil to the soft tunes of indie folk rock to repeat the cycle
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Hey MAGA. This is how you sound. Y'all motherfuckers don't EVER get to talk to us again about saving children, protecting children, or any kind of bullshit about pedos and who's in the files. Get the fuck out of my face with your simp shit. Fucking disgusting perverts.
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Hey MAGA. This is how you sound. Y'all motherfuckers don't EVER get to talk to us again about saving children, protecting children, or any kind of bullshit about pedos and who's in the files. Get the fuck out of my face with your simp shit. Fucking disgusting perverts.
Magas are going to be getting the presidential seal tattooed on their scrotums because of this.
Behold, said the presidential -themed balls, with an adaptation of the presidential seal
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November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Magas are going to be getting the presidential seal tattooed on their scrotums because of this.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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There are three days a month I fucking dare you to say this to my face.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There are three days a month I fucking dare you to say this to my face.
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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, eggs and bacon at Bob Evans, and then down to the old billionaire pedophile's compound to spend extended time with one of his sex trafficking victims. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, eggs and bacon at Bob Evans, and then down to the old billionaire pedophile's compound to spend extended time with one of his sex trafficking victims. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
It appears that this tweet from Ed Martin’s account has now been deleted.
Ed Martin, using his official DOJ account, is now promoting an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory accusing a former Capitol Police officer of planting pipe bombs on J6.
Just yesterday, a post from the same account claimed it was “false” that the DOJ had identified Shauni Kerkhoff as the suspect.
Just yesterday, a post from the same account claimed it was “false” that the DOJ had identified Shauni Kerkhoff as the suspect.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Another one for the #EdMartinSucks hashtag.
Friday night “Hey Ed!” series
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Another one for the #EdMartinSucks hashtag.
Dumbass called out the one not wearing a mask by name.
"Justin, cover your face."
"Justin, cover your face."
CBP has been hitting Skokie, outside of Chicago, hard today. At 10:45 today, they jumped out of their vehicles and arrested a man on Lincoln Ave.
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dumbass called out the one not wearing a mask by name.
"Justin, cover your face."
"Justin, cover your face."
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They unanimously acquitted sandwich guy, even though this was probably misdemeanor assault. I know I joke a lot about this case, but this jury nullification is actually really embarrassing for Pirro/Trump/Bondi.
What if…they actually acquit him? Lol
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They unanimously acquitted sandwich guy, even though this was probably misdemeanor assault. I know I joke a lot about this case, but this jury nullification is actually really embarrassing for Pirro/Trump/Bondi.
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I regularly sing the Oompa Loompa song:
“Oompa Loompa doopity dope, who fucked a couch and murdered the pope?”
“Oompa Loompa doopity dope, who fucked a couch and murdered the pope?”
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I regularly sing the Oompa Loompa song:
“Oompa Loompa doopity dope, who fucked a couch and murdered the pope?”
“Oompa Loompa doopity dope, who fucked a couch and murdered the pope?”
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am I missing something here..
Wouldn't "shielding internal communications" from plaintiffs be illegal?
"OpenAI would be fine if they just destroyed evidence or lied during discovery"
Wouldn't "shielding internal communications" from plaintiffs be illegal?
"OpenAI would be fine if they just destroyed evidence or lied during discovery"
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
am I missing something here..
Wouldn't "shielding internal communications" from plaintiffs be illegal?
"OpenAI would be fine if they just destroyed evidence or lied during discovery"
Wouldn't "shielding internal communications" from plaintiffs be illegal?
"OpenAI would be fine if they just destroyed evidence or lied during discovery"
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if he wanted to get a favorable ballot position then maybe he shouldn't have eaten shit in the primary and then ran on the sore loser line
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
if he wanted to get a favorable ballot position then maybe he shouldn't have eaten shit in the primary and then ran on the sore loser line
Wow
Ellis tells Bovino she wants to see him, in person, every day at 4:30 p.m. until the preliminary injunction hearing set for 11/5.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wow
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I lost my job, the price of groceries is way up, my gardener was deported, and they canceled funding for the experimental cancer treatment that was my only chance to live another year. But at least my damn neighbor is afraid to wear a keffiyeh now.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I lost my job, the price of groceries is way up, my gardener was deported, and they canceled funding for the experimental cancer treatment that was my only chance to live another year. But at least my damn neighbor is afraid to wear a keffiyeh now.