Dakotathesatyr
@dakotathesatyr.bsky.social
2 cats, 1 snake, and a delightful spouse
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how to have fun with art fight:
1. draw stuff you want to draw
2. don’t draw stuff that you don’t want to draw
3. don’t let anyone make you feel bad for not drawing stuff that you don’t want to draw
1. draw stuff you want to draw
2. don’t draw stuff that you don’t want to draw
3. don’t let anyone make you feel bad for not drawing stuff that you don’t want to draw
June 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
how to have fun with art fight:
1. draw stuff you want to draw
2. don’t draw stuff that you don’t want to draw
3. don’t let anyone make you feel bad for not drawing stuff that you don’t want to draw
1. draw stuff you want to draw
2. don’t draw stuff that you don’t want to draw
3. don’t let anyone make you feel bad for not drawing stuff that you don’t want to draw
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That's our Chicken boy! :3
June 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
That's our Chicken boy! :3
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"We all survived without puberty blockers!"
June 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"We all survived without puberty blockers!"
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Conservatives- THE LEFT ARE INDOCTRINATED THEY ALL THINK THE SAME THINGS!
Me- *thinking about the years of infighting and discourse* I assure you sir… we do not.
Me- *thinking about the years of infighting and discourse* I assure you sir… we do not.
June 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Conservatives- THE LEFT ARE INDOCTRINATED THEY ALL THINK THE SAME THINGS!
Me- *thinking about the years of infighting and discourse* I assure you sir… we do not.
Me- *thinking about the years of infighting and discourse* I assure you sir… we do not.
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the headline factory called about you. i didn't listen to the message beyond that though
June 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the headline factory called about you. i didn't listen to the message beyond that though
I don’t want to hear any straight people’s opinions on pride month this year because I know most of you hate each other and have bad sex.
June 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’ve found a phrase that almost always neutralizes the screechers, bad faith actors, virtue signalers and people who deliberately misunderstand you online.
“You are being unreasonable, and no one rational would think that is what I said or believe”.
“You are being unreasonable, and no one rational would think that is what I said or believe”.
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Trying to explain to liberals why dividing the working class into smaller and smaller groups is unhelpful
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Trying to explain to liberals why dividing the working class into smaller and smaller groups is unhelpful
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"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
April 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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There is cause for hope on the horizon.
March 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There is cause for hope on the horizon.
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for whoever else is trying their best today
March 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
for whoever else is trying their best today
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the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
March 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
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Every time I get a sunburn, I'm reminded of how silly it is that there are white people who believe that they're somehow "genetically superior" to people with melanin
March 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Every time I get a sunburn, I'm reminded of how silly it is that there are white people who believe that they're somehow "genetically superior" to people with melanin
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“family” group chat
father: this cbt is boring
sister: what’s cbt
me: cognitive behavioural therapy
me: cock and ball torture
me: compulsory basic training
me: think it’s the last one
father: this cbt is boring
sister: what’s cbt
me: cognitive behavioural therapy
me: cock and ball torture
me: compulsory basic training
me: think it’s the last one
March 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced
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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
March 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
February 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”
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the Chinese restaurant I eat at semi often has updated its menu and now lists the dish I always have as "hot" which I thought was about them warning puny white customers, as opposed to actually changing the recipe, and let me tell you
oh no
oh no
February 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the Chinese restaurant I eat at semi often has updated its menu and now lists the dish I always have as "hot" which I thought was about them warning puny white customers, as opposed to actually changing the recipe, and let me tell you
oh no
oh no
February 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM