daftzilla
@daftzilla.bsky.social
When one door closes, get a brick and bust open the window.
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WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR WOMAN?? DO IT!
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR WOMAN?? DO IT!
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Why be unhappy when you can be horny
January 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why be unhappy when you can be horny
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November 30, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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BRUSSELS SPROUTS APPRECIATION THREAD
I know a lot of people don’t like Brussels sprouts. And maybe you legit don’t! Many people do not. But remember, Brussels sprouts are basically broccoli, and so if you like the one you COULD like the other.
This is how I make them.
I know a lot of people don’t like Brussels sprouts. And maybe you legit don’t! Many people do not. But remember, Brussels sprouts are basically broccoli, and so if you like the one you COULD like the other.
This is how I make them.
November 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
BRUSSELS SPROUTS APPRECIATION THREAD
I know a lot of people don’t like Brussels sprouts. And maybe you legit don’t! Many people do not. But remember, Brussels sprouts are basically broccoli, and so if you like the one you COULD like the other.
This is how I make them.
I know a lot of people don’t like Brussels sprouts. And maybe you legit don’t! Many people do not. But remember, Brussels sprouts are basically broccoli, and so if you like the one you COULD like the other.
This is how I make them.
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Another robot for you today 🔋
November 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Another robot for you today 🔋
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The Magpie, Claude Monet, 1868–1869
November 29, 2024 at 10:43 AM
The Magpie, Claude Monet, 1868–1869
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If you’re a writer it’s important to have a range of friends so when you get a text saying “my life is so weird” there’s a legitimate chance the next text will be: I won a Nobel prize, or
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
If you’re a writer it’s important to have a range of friends so when you get a text saying “my life is so weird” there’s a legitimate chance the next text will be: I won a Nobel prize, or
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
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happy black friday everyone
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
happy black friday everyone
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talk to the beans cos the face don’t care
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
talk to the beans cos the face don’t care
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Yeah I’m not sure how he’s managing to sit like this.
November 28, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Yeah I’m not sure how he’s managing to sit like this.
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Can’t believe I got the moon in this as well!
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Can’t believe I got the moon in this as well!
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Nature’s masterpiece🌎🦋🍀⛰️
November 29, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Nature’s masterpiece🌎🦋🍀⛰️
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I am thankful for warm laps. #catsofbluesky
November 29, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I am thankful for warm laps. #catsofbluesky
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There are lots of people who you can follow who are hopeless or caught in an endless cycle of doom. That’s not me.
As bad as this time is, as dangerous as it is, we’re not bugs on the windshields of history. We have agency. We just never never give up on our country. I won’t.
As bad as this time is, as dangerous as it is, we’re not bugs on the windshields of history. We have agency. We just never never give up on our country. I won’t.
November 29, 2024 at 12:41 PM
There are lots of people who you can follow who are hopeless or caught in an endless cycle of doom. That’s not me.
As bad as this time is, as dangerous as it is, we’re not bugs on the windshields of history. We have agency. We just never never give up on our country. I won’t.
As bad as this time is, as dangerous as it is, we’re not bugs on the windshields of history. We have agency. We just never never give up on our country. I won’t.
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Crouton decided to snuggle under the blanket on the floor by my foot 😭
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Crouton decided to snuggle under the blanket on the floor by my foot 😭
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#FoxOfTheDay 🦊
A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚
📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo.
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes
A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚
📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo.
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes
November 29, 2024 at 12:12 PM
#FoxOfTheDay 🦊
A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚
📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo.
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes
A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚
📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo.
#WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes
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Here comes Mouse
November 29, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Here comes Mouse
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“The kids have been talking nonstop about how much they look like each other, and they keep swapping stories about the many struggles in life they’ve had to face on their own because I wasn’t there for them.”
Family, Secret Family Really Hitting It Off
AUGUSTA, GA—Realizing he should have introduced them years ago, local man Daniel Pendergast’s family was really hitting it off with his secret family, sources confirmed Monday. “I just assumed they’d ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:48 AM
“The kids have been talking nonstop about how much they look like each other, and they keep swapping stories about the many struggles in life they’ve had to face on their own because I wasn’t there for them.”
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