As others have pointed out, aside from other journalists and the Extremely Online, who the fuck was the broad audience for this book?
Yikes!
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
"Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week"
Mary Whitfill Roeloffs for @forbes.com
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book—With RFK Revelation—Sells Just Over 1,000 Copies
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As others have pointed out, aside from other journalists and the Extremely Online, who the fuck was the broad audience for this book?
The most predicable projection for Alonso if anything else is that he becomes a certified AL East Yankee-killer. At least it isn’t with the Red Sox lol
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The most predicable projection for Alonso if anything else is that he becomes a certified AL East Yankee-killer. At least it isn’t with the Red Sox lol
Just wasn’t enough for this organization to lolmets the 2025 away, we are also blessed with them hitting the ground running with lolmets to keep us warm for the winter. Steve Cohen really blew the whole wad on Soto, didn’t he?
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just wasn’t enough for this organization to lolmets the 2025 away, we are also blessed with them hitting the ground running with lolmets to keep us warm for the winter. Steve Cohen really blew the whole wad on Soto, didn’t he?
About to rewatch One Battle After Another
a man with a bun on his head says " we are the exception "
ALT: a man with a bun on his head says " we are the exception "
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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
About to rewatch One Battle After Another
Reposted by Harry K.
Meanwhile James Cameron keeps making movies about “all american imperialists will rot in the hot hot fires of hell, and also I will sue you to death for harming the whales” and a quarter of the globe heads to the box office
Sydney Sweeney realizing chuds don't go to movies and going "oh uhhh I stand against hate" is so funny
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Meanwhile James Cameron keeps making movies about “all american imperialists will rot in the hot hot fires of hell, and also I will sue you to death for harming the whales” and a quarter of the globe heads to the box office
On the one hand, I should use my day off to go get my much needed and overdue haircut. On the other hand, I reeeeeaaallllyy want to spend the afternoon smoking weed and playing Jak and Daxter lol
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
On the one hand, I should use my day off to go get my much needed and overdue haircut. On the other hand, I reeeeeaaallllyy want to spend the afternoon smoking weed and playing Jak and Daxter lol
Jujutsu Kaisen fans online being upset that the new movie, which advertised itself as being half of a Shibuya Incident recap, is half of a Shibuya Incident recap. This fan base really is never beating the Cannot Read Accusations
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen fans online being upset that the new movie, which advertised itself as being half of a Shibuya Incident recap, is half of a Shibuya Incident recap. This fan base really is never beating the Cannot Read Accusations
Who’d have thunk that bagel pub would be WAY less crowded on an early Monday afternoon compared to a Saturday or Sunday??
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who’d have thunk that bagel pub would be WAY less crowded on an early Monday afternoon compared to a Saturday or Sunday??
The Kansas City Chiefs getting humiliated on Sunday night football with their season on the line with none other than Cris Collinsworth in the broadcast booth…. Hate watchers will be be passing this game onto their firstborns for generations to come
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Kansas City Chiefs getting humiliated on Sunday night football with their season on the line with none other than Cris Collinsworth in the broadcast booth…. Hate watchers will be be passing this game onto their firstborns for generations to come
*getting blindfolded and forcibly placed against a wall. A cigarette is placed in my mouth and lit for me. As I draw my final hits on this mortal plane I hear the sounds of rifles being loaded*
“At least I’m being executed by REAL nazis, and not by someone whom the left deems they do not like tod-“
“At least I’m being executed by REAL nazis, and not by someone whom the left deems they do not like tod-“
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*getting blindfolded and forcibly placed against a wall. A cigarette is placed in my mouth and lit for me. As I draw my final hits on this mortal plane I hear the sounds of rifles being loaded*
“At least I’m being executed by REAL nazis, and not by someone whom the left deems they do not like tod-“
“At least I’m being executed by REAL nazis, and not by someone whom the left deems they do not like tod-“
English-speaking One Piece fans are allowed to say Yonko but don’t you dare ever let me catch you catch your try-hard ass saying Shichibukai. Sorry not sorry but I’m not the one who made the rule
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
English-speaking One Piece fans are allowed to say Yonko but don’t you dare ever let me catch you catch your try-hard ass saying Shichibukai. Sorry not sorry but I’m not the one who made the rule
Before I say this I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and assume that this isn’t a 100% conscious and active effort, but MAN it is just wild watching Saturday Night Live rip off both directly and indirectly I Think You Should Leave bits week after week
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Before I say this I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and assume that this isn’t a 100% conscious and active effort, but MAN it is just wild watching Saturday Night Live rip off both directly and indirectly I Think You Should Leave bits week after week
Another thing I find really funny rereading Lord of the Rings is how often Tolkien goes out of his way to emphasize to the reader that Mordor really, REALLY smells bad
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Another thing I find really funny rereading Lord of the Rings is how often Tolkien goes out of his way to emphasize to the reader that Mordor really, REALLY smells bad
IMO some of the most striking videos I remember from January 6th were the ones with all the maga people putzing around their hotel lobbies in the early evening. These people are so insulated from real civil conflict and violence that they treat insurrection like something you can stop for dinner
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
IMO some of the most striking videos I remember from January 6th were the ones with all the maga people putzing around their hotel lobbies in the early evening. These people are so insulated from real civil conflict and violence that they treat insurrection like something you can stop for dinner
I can’t stress enough how not in the mood I am to work tonight. Sincerely fucking sucks handling the vendor deliveries while an in-store tasting is happening. We’re expecting over 75 cases today and the bulk of them are so likely to show up right as it really starts to get busy with customers. Ugh.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can’t stress enough how not in the mood I am to work tonight. Sincerely fucking sucks handling the vendor deliveries while an in-store tasting is happening. We’re expecting over 75 cases today and the bulk of them are so likely to show up right as it really starts to get busy with customers. Ugh.
Tolkien when he wrote The Choices of Master Samwise
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tolkien when he wrote The Choices of Master Samwise
Are we really still doing this reddit-ass shit?
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Are we really still doing this reddit-ass shit?
Basically all viral tik tok songs become unbearable after enough time but that Piano Man/Silver Springs mashup really contends for worst offender. Some real nails-on-chalkboard shit
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Basically all viral tik tok songs become unbearable after enough time but that Piano Man/Silver Springs mashup really contends for worst offender. Some real nails-on-chalkboard shit
I miss my parents so much
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I miss my parents so much
Have to step out to do about a half hour’s worth of errands in this sleet and this must be exactly how Frodo felt with the weight and burden of the Ring growing heavier with every step toward mount doom
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Have to step out to do about a half hour’s worth of errands in this sleet and this must be exactly how Frodo felt with the weight and burden of the Ring growing heavier with every step toward mount doom
Real head-scratcher as to why Trump’s approval ratings are matching that of the end Bush 2 less than a year into his term
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Real head-scratcher as to why Trump’s approval ratings are matching that of the end Bush 2 less than a year into his term
I was 9 when my dad rented this from blockbuster because I was a child of the early 2000’s anime craze and he figured it outta be fine with no further research. Was it a LOT for me to process/handle at the time? Yeah Lmfao. Also wouldn’t trade that experience of seeing it for anything in the world
My hottest take about this movie is you shouldn’t show it to a child until they are about 11
Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was 9 when my dad rented this from blockbuster because I was a child of the early 2000’s anime craze and he figured it outta be fine with no further research. Was it a LOT for me to process/handle at the time? Yeah Lmfao. Also wouldn’t trade that experience of seeing it for anything in the world
Fewer times am I happier to watch sports as a neutral than when I watch NFC North matchups. I do not think my heart or spirit could handle that. Having a team in the AL East in baseball is more than taxing enough
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fewer times am I happier to watch sports as a neutral than when I watch NFC North matchups. I do not think my heart or spirit could handle that. Having a team in the AL East in baseball is more than taxing enough
Correct take 100%. Rogue One remains one of the most unpleasant times I’ve had at the movies in the last decade and it confounds me that calling it garbage slop is even a hot take. Relentless eye-roll fan service at best, genuine grave-robbing evil at its worst. I hope I never have to watch it again
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Correct take 100%. Rogue One remains one of the most unpleasant times I’ve had at the movies in the last decade and it confounds me that calling it garbage slop is even a hot take. Relentless eye-roll fan service at best, genuine grave-robbing evil at its worst. I hope I never have to watch it again
I obviously don’t have the knowledge or expertise to run an NLF franchise, yet I’m still flabbergasted that Shane Bowen got to keep his job for as long as he did. How the hell he managed to survive longer than Brian Daboll is my personal biggest mystery for the 2025 Giants
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I obviously don’t have the knowledge or expertise to run an NLF franchise, yet I’m still flabbergasted that Shane Bowen got to keep his job for as long as he did. How the hell he managed to survive longer than Brian Daboll is my personal biggest mystery for the 2025 Giants