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There’s black people in Iowa you’re just gonna have to believe me
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The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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December 8, 1987: Notable players selected in the "6-foot-4 & under" International Basketball Association's (later called the World Basketball League) inaugural draft...
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1st overall pick: Calvin Murphy (age 39)
Rd 3: Larry Jordan (Michael's 5'9" brother)
Rd 13: Bo Jackson
Last round: Thomas Hearns
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menend...
theonion.com
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Rich Homie died 3 months later I feel terrible also fuck Mother Goose Club
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Opposing managers get to designate one pitcher from your bullpen that can’t pitch for that game only. If the pitcher was picked in the last 7 days they’re immune
Tell me a crazy MLB rule idea that you would prefer to the "Golden At-Bat" rule idea. Please contribute. Serious answers only. I'll start.

A team must throw at least one pitch at under 500 RPM or they forfeit.
#5 is actually being considering by MLB. 😐
December 4, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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Dude used to walk in and say “he has to know you’re the alpha” and power bomb a shih tzu
November 30, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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The Bears have quite literally broken the city of Chicago
November 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Whole country gets to see Eberflus lose a challenge now let’s gooooi
November 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Either way I’m hype for this 3 n out after watching an 8 minute drive
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Bears keep this close it’s gonna be “bro they were gonna throw a pass with their tackle, they’re just toying w em”
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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JAWS and the 2025 Hall of Fame Ballot: Ichiro Suzuki
JAWS and the 2025 Hall of Fame Ballot: Ichiro Suzuki
Suzuki is finally on the ballot, and the question isn’t whether he’ll be elected but whether he’ll become the first position player to do so unanimously.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Dalen gets into it with Isaiah Stewart!
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Not basing it off of his limited playing performances, but this team isn’t gonna be serious until Matas gets the keys.

He very well could crash the car into a ravine, but at least try
November 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I will support any reason to get Alex Caruso in the ASG
My idea to fix the All Star game: Make it All-Defensive vs. All Stars.

All-D guys are wired to give 110%. All-Stars will have to try (plus they'll want to show up Gobert). Also creates interest in offense vs. defense.
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Knicks improving and still being last is somethin for sure
Bulls On Pace-ade

im so sorry
November 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Avi Rachlin, a white supremacist, used the N-word during a racist rant during a Michigan Senate committee hearing on a proposed gun ban at the state Capitol

www.freep.com/story/news/p...
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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On-Base Percentages:
.287 <--- Dontrelle Willis, MLB career
.278 <--- 2024 Chicago White Sox
November 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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highest 30 exit velocities by mlb hitters in 2024
November 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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February 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Checkin out the Feeds feature and hot damn there’s a lot of furry content on this app is Andrew McCutchen around to protect me
January 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Bussy.
January 8, 2024 at 11:52 PM