B. Smooth🤙
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Whiskey Drinker - Craft Beer Enthusiast - Marvel Comics - Pizza Lover - Cat Dad - #teamdadbod 🍻
I gotta post on here more lol
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I gotta post on here more lol
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Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
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Tesla Take Down
March 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tesla Take Down
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Thursday evenings protest at 50 and Hancock in Clermont, FL
March 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thursday evenings protest at 50 and Hancock in Clermont, FL
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AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.
March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.
Aside from voting Trump again, you really see just how stupid the population is when you look at the comment sections of videos of scientists explaining climate change and why these polar vortexes keep happening lately.
March 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Aside from voting Trump again, you really see just how stupid the population is when you look at the comment sections of videos of scientists explaining climate change and why these polar vortexes keep happening lately.
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
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In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In 2020, it became apparent that a lot of people had been asleep in science class.
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
Well, in 2025, it’s become quite apparent that they slept through history class, too.
#Resist
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No one has ever done this—TWICE—by accident. On camera. Before an international audience.
Again, I've lived a long time. I have never done a Nazi salute. My parents, uncles, in-laws, etc would have gone berserk.
I've seen this explained away as "autism." If so, keep him miles away from govt.
Again, I've lived a long time. I have never done a Nazi salute. My parents, uncles, in-laws, etc would have gone berserk.
I've seen this explained away as "autism." If so, keep him miles away from govt.
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
No one has ever done this—TWICE—by accident. On camera. Before an international audience.
Again, I've lived a long time. I have never done a Nazi salute. My parents, uncles, in-laws, etc would have gone berserk.
I've seen this explained away as "autism." If so, keep him miles away from govt.
Again, I've lived a long time. I have never done a Nazi salute. My parents, uncles, in-laws, etc would have gone berserk.
I've seen this explained away as "autism." If so, keep him miles away from govt.
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The rules, if you are keeping track:
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The rules, if you are keeping track:
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever.
If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.
Maybe now that TikTok is dead, people should go to a library and read books that aren't smut 🤷♂️
January 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Maybe now that TikTok is dead, people should go to a library and read books that aren't smut 🤷♂️
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We are living this right now
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We are living this right now
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Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.
December 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.
Me lately when I open to read the news.
a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak .
ALT: a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Me lately when I open to read the news.
Them: So are all the things on TeacherTok/Teacher reels about student behavior, low literacy, lack of accountability, and the shittyness of parents actually a thing?
Me:
Me:
a woman says it 's true in front of a sign that says ' coco '
ALT: a woman says it 's true in front of a sign that says ' coco '
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Them: So are all the things on TeacherTok/Teacher reels about student behavior, low literacy, lack of accountability, and the shittyness of parents actually a thing?
Me:
Me:
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Man, this year is really sapping my energy to be a teacher.
December 4, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Man, this year is really sapping my energy to be a teacher.
I am absolutely ready to destroy some holiday ham tomorrow.
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I am absolutely ready to destroy some holiday ham tomorrow.
It's insane how much people spend coming to Disney for the Holidays. How are all these people spending so much money and the CMs who make their magic are struggling to make ends meet?
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
It's insane how much people spend coming to Disney for the Holidays. How are all these people spending so much money and the CMs who make their magic are struggling to make ends meet?
My weekend consisted of working and driving a total of 400 miles to rescue a bunny lol 🐇
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 AM
My weekend consisted of working and driving a total of 400 miles to rescue a bunny lol 🐇
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Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.