Dylan
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now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
good morning friends 💚✨
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
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Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
February 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"
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Sure, Medicaid being down *seems* bad, but wait until later today when they roll out MediCoin, the Blockchain based healthcare solution!™️
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sure, Medicaid being down *seems* bad, but wait until later today when they roll out MediCoin, the Blockchain based healthcare solution!™️
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“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil
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a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
January 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
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For all Trump's talk of manufacturing jobs, you didn't see the CEOs of GE and Caterpillar sitting in the prime seats today. You saw the CEOs of Amazon and X and Meta and Google and TikTok.
It's the attentional oligarchs whose power he cares about.
It's the attentional oligarchs whose power he cares about.
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For all Trump's talk of manufacturing jobs, you didn't see the CEOs of GE and Caterpillar sitting in the prime seats today. You saw the CEOs of Amazon and X and Meta and Google and TikTok.
It's the attentional oligarchs whose power he cares about.
It's the attentional oligarchs whose power he cares about.
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
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If I was an LA firefighter and I saw the Brian Griffin thumbs up, I really feel that would motivate me and give me the strength to “do it for Brian”
January 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If I was an LA firefighter and I saw the Brian Griffin thumbs up, I really feel that would motivate me and give me the strength to “do it for Brian”
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Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity, you hoser.
January 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity, you hoser.
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
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Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
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ugh haha The Truth revealed itself to me last night and I’ve been physically trembling under its weight for all of 2025 😂
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ugh haha The Truth revealed itself to me last night and I’ve been physically trembling under its weight for all of 2025 😂
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Work computer is running slow
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
January 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Work computer is running slow
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
Open Task Manager
<Internal PC discussion: Scram boys, the fuzz is onto us!>
Watch CPU load drop from 60% to 11%
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“New year, new meats.”
- Arby’s, probably
- Arby’s, probably
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“New year, new meats.”
- Arby’s, probably
- Arby’s, probably