plump, fair & trusting
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Generally awkward but sometimes it’s funny
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
The cruelest joke society ever played on millennials was defining a disorder in our childhood where the root problems and most effective solutions are the same thing: taking care of yourself and getting your shit done.
January 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The cruelest joke society ever played on millennials was defining a disorder in our childhood where the root problems and most effective solutions are the same thing: taking care of yourself and getting your shit done.
Lemme get a Go Birds 🦅 🦅
December 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Lemme get a Go Birds 🦅 🦅
Crazy idea here: what if we tied the maximum age limit for Congress to the average life expectancy?
Current life expectancy in the US is 77.43y. If we say nobody should be within 90% of that age, that gives us 69.7-> 70y max age.
And it would sure af give them incentive to improve healthcare.
Current life expectancy in the US is 77.43y. If we say nobody should be within 90% of that age, that gives us 69.7-> 70y max age.
And it would sure af give them incentive to improve healthcare.
I’ll lose Bernie if it means can ban over 70s from Congress.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/senile-con...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/senile-con...
Senile Congressman Curses at Photographer
The 79-year-old plays a key role in preventing a government shutdown
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December 21, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Crazy idea here: what if we tied the maximum age limit for Congress to the average life expectancy?
Current life expectancy in the US is 77.43y. If we say nobody should be within 90% of that age, that gives us 69.7-> 70y max age.
And it would sure af give them incentive to improve healthcare.
Current life expectancy in the US is 77.43y. If we say nobody should be within 90% of that age, that gives us 69.7-> 70y max age.
And it would sure af give them incentive to improve healthcare.
Saw a guy driving through West Philly in a Jeep Gladiator, plastered with Cowboys logos and the phrase “Don’t Hate”. And he blew through a stop sign.
Disrespectfully, sir, I will ignore those instructions for multiple reasons.
Disrespectfully, sir, I will ignore those instructions for multiple reasons.
December 11, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Saw a guy driving through West Philly in a Jeep Gladiator, plastered with Cowboys logos and the phrase “Don’t Hate”. And he blew through a stop sign.
Disrespectfully, sir, I will ignore those instructions for multiple reasons.
Disrespectfully, sir, I will ignore those instructions for multiple reasons.
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This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
Holy shit guys I did it
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Holy shit guys I did it
Been so stressed lately that I’m actually listening to and enjoying country music.
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Been so stressed lately that I’m actually listening to and enjoying country music.
Branches of my family can trace back to the Plymouth colony (but not the Mayflower, they let someone else do the setting up).
This branch also got way too drunk and rowdy and was eventually exiled to Rhode Island.
This branch also got way too drunk and rowdy and was eventually exiled to Rhode Island.
Give me one interesting fact about your family history that you learned.
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Branches of my family can trace back to the Plymouth colony (but not the Mayflower, they let someone else do the setting up).
This branch also got way too drunk and rowdy and was eventually exiled to Rhode Island.
This branch also got way too drunk and rowdy and was eventually exiled to Rhode Island.
Commies go home
Go birds 🦅
Go birds 🦅
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Commies go home
Go birds 🦅
Go birds 🦅
Agreed, nothing wrong with having a reason to play harder in November.
But do they really have to make the courts a solid color?
It’s really my only gripe about the whole thing. The solid color courts make it hard to watch on tv.
But do they really have to make the courts a solid color?
It’s really my only gripe about the whole thing. The solid color courts make it hard to watch on tv.
The NBA Cup is objectively good. There is no downside to fans, no idea why people still whine about it.
November 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Agreed, nothing wrong with having a reason to play harder in November.
But do they really have to make the courts a solid color?
It’s really my only gripe about the whole thing. The solid color courts make it hard to watch on tv.
But do they really have to make the courts a solid color?
It’s really my only gripe about the whole thing. The solid color courts make it hard to watch on tv.
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Sending up the bluesky elders Alf Signal because new people are defending a billionaire.
November 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Sending up the bluesky elders Alf Signal because new people are defending a billionaire.
GO BIRDS
🦅 🦅 🦅
🦅 🦅 🦅
Scrolling through BlueSky on Birds game day like
November 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
GO BIRDS
🦅 🦅 🦅
🦅 🦅 🦅
There’s probably a lot of pets of dems that think today is a holiday with all the extra love they’re getting
November 6, 2024 at 8:46 PM
There’s probably a lot of pets of dems that think today is a holiday with all the extra love they’re getting
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One of the things that would make a Trump win extra unsettling is I don't know what Harris could have done differently to win the election and I don't know what Trump could have done differently to lose it
November 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
One of the things that would make a Trump win extra unsettling is I don't know what Harris could have done differently to win the election and I don't know what Trump could have done differently to lose it
IMPORTANT NEWS, EVERYONE
My car has hit a very special milestone today.
(Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)
My car has hit a very special milestone today.
(Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)
November 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
IMPORTANT NEWS, EVERYONE
My car has hit a very special milestone today.
(Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)
My car has hit a very special milestone today.
(Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)
SEAGULL BRAIN ☠️
October 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
SEAGULL BRAIN ☠️
If I had a billion dollars, I’d dig a hole to China like I tried in my youth.
Yes it’s an unhinged, infeasible pet project, but it’ll keep me busy and I’d leave democracy alone.
And I’d have a really cool hole.
Yes it’s an unhinged, infeasible pet project, but it’ll keep me busy and I’d leave democracy alone.
And I’d have a really cool hole.
I am never going to be a billionaire so I am not playing that "I shall be the Mostest Virtuous Rich Guy Ever" game
Billionaires are unhinged and therefore I will be unhinged also
Make The Roy Family Look Normal, that will be my motto
Billionaires are unhinged and therefore I will be unhinged also
Make The Roy Family Look Normal, that will be my motto
October 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
If I had a billion dollars, I’d dig a hole to China like I tried in my youth.
Yes it’s an unhinged, infeasible pet project, but it’ll keep me busy and I’d leave democracy alone.
And I’d have a really cool hole.
Yes it’s an unhinged, infeasible pet project, but it’ll keep me busy and I’d leave democracy alone.
And I’d have a really cool hole.
FYI, if you add me and have anything in your profile that indicates you’re trying to take my money (crypto, OF, GoFundMe, cashapp), you will be blocked. I don’t take kindly to scammers.
October 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
FYI, if you add me and have anything in your profile that indicates you’re trying to take my money (crypto, OF, GoFundMe, cashapp), you will be blocked. I don’t take kindly to scammers.
This was a particularly brutal line for the AP to throw down
October 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
This was a particularly brutal line for the AP to throw down
Yo that fan better gtfo of Chavez Ravine quick
October 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Yo that fan better gtfo of Chavez Ravine quick
Fuck yeah, Inquirer.
This city got the juice.
This city got the juice.
October 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Fuck yeah, Inquirer.
This city got the juice.
This city got the juice.
These are the same people that thought “right, there’s a novel respiratory disease going around that all the world’s best scientists are working to cure, but I’m confident they haven’t tried healing crystals, horse meds and prayer!”
October 25, 2024 at 12:27 PM
These are the same people that thought “right, there’s a novel respiratory disease going around that all the world’s best scientists are working to cure, but I’m confident they haven’t tried healing crystals, horse meds and prayer!”
Saquon livin every worker’s dream- going back to your previous employer and showing them why they should’ve paid you more to keep you around
October 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Saquon livin every worker’s dream- going back to your previous employer and showing them why they should’ve paid you more to keep you around