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plump, fair & trusting
@d-p-c.bsky.social
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Generally awkward but sometimes it’s funny
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Lemme get a Go Birds 🦅 🦅
A view of Lincoln Financial Field from the Eagles sideline
December 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Ew, blocked
Page of an account for Dallas Cowboys fans (barf) that decided to follow me
December 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Every team in the league down by 7 with 30 seconds left:
Arrested Development “It might work for us” meme re: onside kicks
December 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Holy shit guys I did it
Screenshot of the NCEES website showing a passed result for the PE exam
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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IMPORTANT NEWS, EVERYONE

My car has hit a very special milestone today.

(Yes, I pulled over to take the photo. Yes, I drove around the block to get the last mile.)
A car dashboard with the mileage reading 80,085 miles
November 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Go Birds (+chicken).
Can of Workhorse Sunday Sauce beer and chicken sandwich with football game on a tv in the background
November 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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SEAGULL BRAIN ☠️
Stupid Yankees fan trying unsuccessfully to grab the ball out of Mookie Betts’ glove during an active play and costing his team an out bc he’s a stupid seagull brain also he looks like a seagull kinda idk you tell me
October 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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This was a particularly brutal line for the AP to throw down
“As Trump’s remarks came up on an hour, some of the crowd began trickling out.”
October 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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A few highlights from our recent visit to California
1941-47 Chevy truck with immaculate patina Beach view with the sun poking out from the clouds Spooky skeletons on a bench for Halloween Pet Tortoise
October 17, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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If you see this post a photo without explanation.
Tea towel that says “Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.”
June 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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My other wonderful little idiot
#WhiskerWednesday
June 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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My idiot supervisor. He thinks the ties make him special and important and therefore should be fed more.
May 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM