Cyber Satyr
@cybersatyr.bsky.social
Writer, Illustrator, Leftist, Nerd, Busy.
🏳️⚧️⚧️🏳️🌈 She/her.
Illustration Commissions Available
🏳️⚧️⚧️🏳️🌈 She/her.
Illustration Commissions Available
Reposted by Cyber Satyr
Getting gendered correctly at the mexican restaurant aged 43, we call that...
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Getting gendered correctly at the mexican restaurant aged 43, we call that...
Good
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Good
Another beautiful day in the “war-torn hellscape”.
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Another beautiful day in the “war-torn hellscape”.
Maybe the true Turing Test is the online enemies we’ve made along the way.
August 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Maybe the true Turing Test is the online enemies we’ve made along the way.
I’m gonna go ahead and say it.
W Bush is a better artist than both Trump and Hitler combined.
That is all, and I’m right.
That being said, Adolf carries the weight of that combo, not Donny boy.
W Bush is a better artist than both Trump and Hitler combined.
That is all, and I’m right.
That being said, Adolf carries the weight of that combo, not Donny boy.
July 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m gonna go ahead and say it.
W Bush is a better artist than both Trump and Hitler combined.
That is all, and I’m right.
That being said, Adolf carries the weight of that combo, not Donny boy.
W Bush is a better artist than both Trump and Hitler combined.
That is all, and I’m right.
That being said, Adolf carries the weight of that combo, not Donny boy.
Could it stop being fucking humid here?
The humidity has been 65% to 76% for nearly 2 weeks. I’m exhausted.
The humidity has been 65% to 76% for nearly 2 weeks. I’m exhausted.
July 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Could it stop being fucking humid here?
The humidity has been 65% to 76% for nearly 2 weeks. I’m exhausted.
The humidity has been 65% to 76% for nearly 2 weeks. I’m exhausted.
They’re… they’re rebooting cowboys of moo mesa, the most (personally) boring of the tmnt rip offs.
Like, give me a Swat Kats reboot.
Like, give me a Swat Kats reboot.
July 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They’re… they’re rebooting cowboys of moo mesa, the most (personally) boring of the tmnt rip offs.
Like, give me a Swat Kats reboot.
Like, give me a Swat Kats reboot.
Boom
If people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in Congress are entitled to free healthcare, then younger people who spend all their time accomplishing nothing in their parents' basements are entitled to free healthcare too.
July 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Boom
Normalize being a human being?
Shocking!
Shocking!
Mother Advocates For Right To Expose Milk Engorged Breasts in Public
Mother Advocates For Right To Expose Milk Engorged Breasts in Public
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Normalize being a human being?
Shocking!
Shocking!
Like, I’ll go to post something trans positive, but posting is in the same place notifications show up, so I accidentally click the notification as it arrives, and it’s all “trans people on Reddit need you” and I’m all “but I’m trying to do something myself, why are you interrupting my adhd brain?”
July 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Like, I’ll go to post something trans positive, but posting is in the same place notifications show up, so I accidentally click the notification as it arrives, and it’s all “trans people on Reddit need you” and I’m all “but I’m trying to do something myself, why are you interrupting my adhd brain?”
Reposted by Cyber Satyr
Among all the terrible stuff in this bill, some good news: we successfully got Republicans to back off their provision to strip gender-affirming care in their budget bill. It's not included in the final text, and will not be voted on.
July 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Among all the terrible stuff in this bill, some good news: we successfully got Republicans to back off their provision to strip gender-affirming care in their budget bill. It's not included in the final text, and will not be voted on.
Eat it Cuomo, you earned it.
Trip over something on your way out.
Trip over something on your way out.
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Eat it Cuomo, you earned it.
Trip over something on your way out.
Trip over something on your way out.
Reposted by Cyber Satyr
For those who think all former and current military service members are just mindless zombies who will obey any unlawful order given to impress our own people: As a veteran, I can tell you there are a lot more of us who feel the same way this guy does than you think there are.
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
For those who think all former and current military service members are just mindless zombies who will obey any unlawful order given to impress our own people: As a veteran, I can tell you there are a lot more of us who feel the same way this guy does than you think there are.
I would like a Ghost and Gunship compilation album.
That is all.
That is all.
June 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I would like a Ghost and Gunship compilation album.
That is all.
That is all.
I think I had an apostrophe.
During Pride, I tend to feel *extra gay*™️, to the point that I kinda question my sexuality a bit.
Primarily sapphic, I do have the occasional urge to pounce on a cute looking guy.
I refer to this as my “pan, I guess, like, 90% of the time” definition.
Pride is cool.😎
During Pride, I tend to feel *extra gay*™️, to the point that I kinda question my sexuality a bit.
Primarily sapphic, I do have the occasional urge to pounce on a cute looking guy.
I refer to this as my “pan, I guess, like, 90% of the time” definition.
Pride is cool.😎
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I think I had an apostrophe.
During Pride, I tend to feel *extra gay*™️, to the point that I kinda question my sexuality a bit.
Primarily sapphic, I do have the occasional urge to pounce on a cute looking guy.
I refer to this as my “pan, I guess, like, 90% of the time” definition.
Pride is cool.😎
During Pride, I tend to feel *extra gay*™️, to the point that I kinda question my sexuality a bit.
Primarily sapphic, I do have the occasional urge to pounce on a cute looking guy.
I refer to this as my “pan, I guess, like, 90% of the time” definition.
Pride is cool.😎
My mother and father have independently and separately told me which protests they are attending today.
20 years ago I was telling them which protests I was going to be attending.
20 years ago I was telling them which protests I was going to be attending.
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My mother and father have independently and separately told me which protests they are attending today.
20 years ago I was telling them which protests I was going to be attending.
20 years ago I was telling them which protests I was going to be attending.
Just witnessed our local crows yelling at and chasing and dive-bombing a bald eagle.
Be safe this weekend.
Go everywhere in a group.
Be safe this weekend.
Go everywhere in a group.
June 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just witnessed our local crows yelling at and chasing and dive-bombing a bald eagle.
Be safe this weekend.
Go everywhere in a group.
Be safe this weekend.
Go everywhere in a group.
The wrong Ice is melting.
The wrong Amazon is burning.
Everything is going wrong.
Let’s fix it.
The wrong Amazon is burning.
Everything is going wrong.
Let’s fix it.
June 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The wrong Ice is melting.
The wrong Amazon is burning.
Everything is going wrong.
Let’s fix it.
The wrong Amazon is burning.
Everything is going wrong.
Let’s fix it.
If there’s a differential between levels of “alpha” then gender is a spectrum.
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If there’s a differential between levels of “alpha” then gender is a spectrum.
They’re testing the fences. Trying to see who they can get to submit.
Resist.
Resist.
June 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
They’re testing the fences. Trying to see who they can get to submit.
Resist.
Resist.
Reposted by Cyber Satyr
This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant
June 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant
I have my trained my phones predictive text to change any mention of “the authorities” to “the authoritarians”.
June 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have my trained my phones predictive text to change any mention of “the authorities” to “the authoritarians”.
The “Bell Riots” are real now, just a little late to the trek timeline, and a tad further south down the coast.
But the spirit is there, and I love it.
But the spirit is there, and I love it.
June 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The “Bell Riots” are real now, just a little late to the trek timeline, and a tad further south down the coast.
But the spirit is there, and I love it.
But the spirit is there, and I love it.