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Charlie
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27 • dying of old age • will fight you for half a kitkat • please try to not be a terrible person in my mentions
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September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Just saw someone on FB say "No Republican has ever shot and killed a Democrat"

Setting aside the fact that we don't know who did this, it's really sad how the Hortman murders have been completely memory-holed
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Lol

Lmao, even
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"can we bring the time forward" what the hell is that supposed to mean‽ forward in time is later in the day! Bring means closer to now! What do you want!!
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Snakes and Ladders is actually the perfect casino game
May 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
May 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is it just me or is link rot getting so much worse lately
March 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@mattkc.com do you have anything more usable than the forum i am dying and have no idea where else I could turn besides your community to understand what the hell some installshield exe from 1999 is doing save me mr lego island
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just seen an invoice refer to a fire extinguisher as "malicious"

Is it fucking haunted?
February 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If you think about it, a Turing machine is just a really long Excel sheet
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity
January 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
How 2 stop being sad and sleep FAST
December 28, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Best Christmas TV in years, what a day
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I get it's popular or whatever to hate on Gavin and Stacey but fuck that the finale was perfect
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
The girls are fightingggg
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Wallace and Gromit was amazing

Onya Doorstep, Anton Deck

Instant classics
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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life hack: you can put a lindt truffle in your coffee if you want. it's not against the law. you can make your coffee so yummy. hot chocolate too
December 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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The people defending their use of chatGPT for technical work, I’m sorry but I would fire you.
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Free Etsy shop idea:

Personalised dog draught excluders based on the customer's dog
December 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
XLOOKUP? Leave your ex alone why are you so obsessed
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 PM
You find me stirring a giant cauldron of disturbing liquid

Behind me, a mound of open Cuppa Soup packets of various brands and flavours

I will hang for my soup crimes
December 13, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Hi Brit here what is cool aid and why do the strange Americans down it by the gallon
December 13, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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I don’t mean to alarm you but something in my mouth is gnashing and I don’t think it’s teeth
December 13, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Mum, panicking: I can't find the cat what if he's been knocked down??

The cat, having the best snooze of his life hidden under the Christmas tree: mmrrp 🐱
December 12, 2024 at 9:21 PM