Cody Welton
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Cody Welton
@cwelton.bsky.social
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I wrote about what I would do to fix Sporting Kansas City, given the blank slate that David Lee has to work with. This rebuild is like building an expansion team, without the bonus GAM:
Fixing Sporting Kansas City
David Lee has his work cut out for him.
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October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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the hater fuel from manU celebrating a 95th minute pen to beat newly promoted burnley like a cup final might’ve just made me immortal
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Portland Timbers Army did the damn thing tonight wow.
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I'm in Louisiana.
Down here we call 'em Y'all Qaeda.
Y'all Qaeda rules my state and every adjoining state.

Y'all Qaeda is an Americanized Spanish Inquisition Hitler Style.

Our nation's long and sordid history enshrining "belief" aka "religious delusion" as the rule of law has brought us to today.
June 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Happy Pigeon Appreciation Day to all who celebrate!

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Pigeonometry
Aesop Rock · Integrated Tech Solutions · Song · 2023
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June 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Eastern kingbird (Tyrannus tyrannus) in Custer State Park - South Dakota, USA.
June 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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open chart, keep scrolling down

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May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Friday stat dump: Looking at progressive carries.

Almost 10 games in, and we can see how teams are trying to play. Last week we looked at possessing teams. Here we'll look at progression types.

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April 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The ideal two person podcast has one fairly upbeat normie (usually the host) and one grump who loves to complain. Unbeatable formula.
April 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord
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March 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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"It's all gone a bit flat for the Current in the second half"

LOL they've popped off seven shots inside the box to Portland's four. Also,
March 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Art is what helps us through every other fucking thing.
January 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM