Chris Vermillion
@cverm.bsky.social
DC sports fan. Sometimes gamer. Product of the 90s.
Potomac
The skook and the Delaware
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Potomac
Pouring one out for the old man. Gone four years to the day. Was prone to spouts of being an asshole, but was always quick witted. Hope you've found some peace, pops!
January 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Pouring one out for the old man. Gone four years to the day. Was prone to spouts of being an asshole, but was always quick witted. Hope you've found some peace, pops!
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i love when people act like ICE has always been around like we didn’t have any border control before the DHS was created in 2003. we had the INS, customs service and border patrol before it all merged into an insane surveillance behemoth that’s now trumps personal gestapo. idiots
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i love when people act like ICE has always been around like we didn’t have any border control before the DHS was created in 2003. we had the INS, customs service and border patrol before it all merged into an insane surveillance behemoth that’s now trumps personal gestapo. idiots
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The Pitt comes back tonight, as does this uncurable mental affliction
The Pitt is an objectively good show that I can’t fully take seriously because I have yet to not sing Mouserat whenever I think about it
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The Pitt comes back tonight, as does this uncurable mental affliction
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This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.
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A lot of fans and folks want Jayden Daniels bubble-wrapped until 2026. But that logic leads to one conclusion: you don’t trust him to stay healthy.
If so… then what?
lastmanstandig.substack.com/p/if-you-don...
If so… then what?
lastmanstandig.substack.com/p/if-you-don...
If you don’t trust Jayden Daniels to stay healthy, say the quiet part out loud
Fans keep calling for the Commanders to sit their young QB. But that logic points somewhere far more uncomfortable.
lastmanstandig.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A lot of fans and folks want Jayden Daniels bubble-wrapped until 2026. But that logic leads to one conclusion: you don’t trust him to stay healthy.
If so… then what?
lastmanstandig.substack.com/p/if-you-don...
If so… then what?
lastmanstandig.substack.com/p/if-you-don...
Holy hell what a punt lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Holy hell what a punt lol
Bill running hard
September 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bill running hard
Why do we always need a kicker? Whyyyy?
September 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why do we always need a kicker? Whyyyy?
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Kill recreational nihilism — wherever it comes from, whatever ideological mask it happens to be wearing. Do not engage in it. Do not indulge it. It makes you weak and it makes you stupid. If you haven't found meaning in something, don't make the void you have chosen everyone else's problem.
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kill recreational nihilism — wherever it comes from, whatever ideological mask it happens to be wearing. Do not engage in it. Do not indulge it. It makes you weak and it makes you stupid. If you haven't found meaning in something, don't make the void you have chosen everyone else's problem.
This is gonna be a long night.
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is gonna be a long night.
I totally forgot about BMitch and the tutu bet. That’ll be a sight #RaiseHail
December 30, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I totally forgot about BMitch and the tutu bet. That’ll be a sight #RaiseHail
Reavo got engaged on the field after the game!! Congrats!!! #RaiseHail
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Reavo got engaged on the field after the game!! Congrats!!! #RaiseHail
What a game. What. A. Game.
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
What a game. What. A. Game.
This is some of the worst run defense I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing.
December 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
This is some of the worst run defense I’ve ever seen. Embarrassing.
Hoo boy, JD5 looking spry today. #RaiseHail
December 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Hoo boy, JD5 looking spry today. #RaiseHail
THAT’S how you start a game. Let’s go #commanders
December 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
THAT’S how you start a game. Let’s go #commanders
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#Commanders deserve to lose this game. First time they’ve looked this undisciplined in a while.
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
#Commanders deserve to lose this game. First time they’ve looked this undisciplined in a while.
Myles Garrett. Wow.
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Myles Garrett. Wow.