✪ Curt
@curt.blue
working: identity, email, entra.
playing: guitar, hades 2.
sea eagle, letterboxd patron.
MCU mark. RIP twitter. 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
playing: guitar, hades 2.
sea eagle, letterboxd patron.
MCU mark. RIP twitter. 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Flippin heck that GDT Frankenstein looks the business.
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Flippin heck that GDT Frankenstein looks the business.
My favourite ad at the moment is the Disney Plus one where they countdown their 5 biggest September releases and they count ELIO (2025) twice.
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My favourite ad at the moment is the Disney Plus one where they countdown their 5 biggest September releases and they count ELIO (2025) twice.
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The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
Look at these fake-ass nerds.
Some deep video game cuts for the university challenge quarter finals. I only managed to get one of these right.
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Look at these fake-ass nerds.
honestly shocked this story isn't about her being pardoned/made Deputy Director of the Food and Drug Administration.
US court upholds Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes’s conviction
US court upholds Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes’s conviction
Holmes, who is serving nine years, attempted to overturn conviction over multimillion-dollar investor fraud scandal
A US court upheld the conviction of the Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes for defrauding investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars…
www.theguardian.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
honestly shocked this story isn't about her being pardoned/made Deputy Director of the Food and Drug Administration.
no shit. the probably 4th best fast casual mexican chain in Australia not doing well in country where there is a) literally dozens of chains and b) actual mexican food.
Guzman y Gomez struggling to break into US market despite offering bigger burritos
Guzman y Gomez struggling to break into US market despite offering bigger burritos
‘US sales aren’t growing as fast as we’d like … it takes time,’ founder says, while analyst notes target market ‘not exactly short of Mexican food options’
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www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
no shit. the probably 4th best fast casual mexican chain in Australia not doing well in country where there is a) literally dozens of chains and b) actual mexican food.
Captain America 4 (bad) contains the most outlandish science-fiction in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to date (a US President altruistically leading a coalition of nations to share a valuable natural resource with the rest of the world)
February 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Captain America 4 (bad) contains the most outlandish science-fiction in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to date (a US President altruistically leading a coalition of nations to share a valuable natural resource with the rest of the world)
Hey @albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social any chance you come out against the proposed ethnic cleansing of 2 million Palestinians in Gaza by the United States by the end of the day or nah. Or maybe something on the United States leaving the UN Human Rights council. Or literally anything.
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey @albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social any chance you come out against the proposed ethnic cleansing of 2 million Palestinians in Gaza by the United States by the end of the day or nah. Or maybe something on the United States leaving the UN Human Rights council. Or literally anything.
Saw A COMPLETE UNKNOWN and THE BRUTALIST this weekend and in the following 2 days of sitting with them I’ve taken half a star off the latter and given it to the former.
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Saw A COMPLETE UNKNOWN and THE BRUTALIST this weekend and in the following 2 days of sitting with them I’ve taken half a star off the latter and given it to the former.
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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
January 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
Ok I’ll bite. Apple moved its entire product line to its own processors over a period of about 2 years, during a pandemic, divesting itself completely from Intel. Around the same time Apple TV+ launched and has the highest hit rate of any streamer by some margin.
Zuckerberg told Joe Rogan that Apple hasn't invented anything great in roughly two decades, since Steve Jobs created the iPhone.
Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple on its lack of innovation and 'random rules'
Zuckerberg told Joe Rogan that Apple hasn't invented anything great in roughly two decades, since Steve Jobs created the iPhone.
www.cnbc.com
January 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Ok I’ll bite. Apple moved its entire product line to its own processors over a period of about 2 years, during a pandemic, divesting itself completely from Intel. Around the same time Apple TV+ launched and has the highest hit rate of any streamer by some margin.
Would be extremely on brand, having finally jettisoned all but one of the 3 concurrent screen-canon jokers it had, for DC to choose the next most obvious bugged-eyed white dude and get it back up to 2 ASAP.
"I think there'd be a fucking cool Joker in me" says Bill Skarsgård, already known for playing an evil clown in the It series. "I think that would be pretty sick." bit.ly/4gGvZAC
January 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Would be extremely on brand, having finally jettisoned all but one of the 3 concurrent screen-canon jokers it had, for DC to choose the next most obvious bugged-eyed white dude and get it back up to 2 ASAP.
It’s 12:30 in the am on Xmas Eve and I’m trying to think of who the Australian Luigi Mangione is.
But since we are a nation of cops, all I can come up with is fungbunger.
But since we are a nation of cops, all I can come up with is fungbunger.
December 23, 2024 at 1:28 PM
It’s 12:30 in the am on Xmas Eve and I’m trying to think of who the Australian Luigi Mangione is.
But since we are a nation of cops, all I can come up with is fungbunger.
But since we are a nation of cops, all I can come up with is fungbunger.
I enjoyed the Superman trailer very much.
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I enjoyed the Superman trailer very much.
My body is rejecting the work year so early that I’ve forgotten my access card twice this week already. Only one more day, my lizard brain.
December 11, 2024 at 7:46 AM
My body is rejecting the work year so early that I’ve forgotten my access card twice this week already. Only one more day, my lizard brain.
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"LUIGI. MANGIONE."
December 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
"LUIGI. MANGIONE."
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
The Gout Gout gold medal win in a Brisbane paddock where everyone just points their car headlights onto the track gonna be lit.
Australian teen sprint sensation Gout Gout has shattered the historic 200m Australian record that has stood for 56 years, since Peter Norman's silver medal-winning run at the 1968 Mexico City Olympics.
Teenage sprint star Gout Gout shatters historic 200m Australian record
Sprint sensation runs 20.04s at national school championships to break Peter Norman’s 56-year benchmark on Saturday
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
The Gout Gout gold medal win in a Brisbane paddock where everyone just points their car headlights onto the track gonna be lit.
I’ve been Apple TV’s THE GORGE-pilled. youtu.be/rUSdnuOLebE?...
The Gorge — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
youtu.be
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I’ve been Apple TV’s THE GORGE-pilled. youtu.be/rUSdnuOLebE?...
Star Wars Skeleton Crew is absolutely chockers with little Babu Frik lookin MFs and also Urkell. 5/5 no notes.
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Star Wars Skeleton Crew is absolutely chockers with little Babu Frik lookin MFs and also Urkell. 5/5 no notes.
Just found out about the health insurance CEO that got shot first from several gags and memes here on bluesky dot app. We are so back.
December 5, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Just found out about the health insurance CEO that got shot first from several gags and memes here on bluesky dot app. We are so back.
it's called an offload you dorks
Josh Allen throws the ball to Amari Cooper who laterals it back to Allen for a TD 🫡
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
it's called an offload you dorks