oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

as a petty bitch who lives for drama, even if booker’s filibuster does nothing *but* break this record…

… fuck strom thurmond, even a posthumous L is still an L worth enjoying

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated

i try not to complain about joke thieves but i’ve spent years cultivating a shtick of posting dispensable bullshit that’s of use to nobody and it sucks to see people stealing it

donald trump: america will take greenland even if it takes force

democrats: can you believe this guy. he’s crazy!

democrats 4 years later: donald trump didn’t even capture greenland for our own exploitation. epic fail

I just love it for Joe Biden that he was so committed to the genocide of Palestine that he punted the POTUS election to Donald Trump just to kill as many children as he could. Glad I never voted for this asshole. He could have ended this shit with one phone call.

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One day.

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

NEW: "Should Democrats Throw Trans People Under the Bus?" I've seen others make the moral case against it, but here I make a purely political case why this is a BAD idea for Dems. no-paywall link, 8 min read, pls share w/ the politicos in your life!
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From todays’s extra edition of “We’re Here”:

kevyn, we have such great sights to show you

I have nothing interesting to say right now but seeing my profile page empty is sad so here's a post.