Your Friend Brian
@cultisto.bsky.social
I post pictures of pizza and talk about video games. I also have very very bad opinions on many subjects.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
Pinned
Time to start posting here and stop posting there.
I don’t know if there’s a more accurate barometer for the decline of western general intelligence than watching a current episode of Family Feud.
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don’t know if there’s a more accurate barometer for the decline of western general intelligence than watching a current episode of Family Feud.
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
Just arrived in Cancun, staying at an Eco Resort in the jungle and our patio is lovingly sprinkled with spider monkey turds.
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night everybody.
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Just arrived in Cancun, staying at an Eco Resort in the jungle and our patio is lovingly sprinkled with spider monkey turds.
Have a good night everybody.
Have a good night everybody.
All I remember about the second movie is being infuriated that magic blue aliens co-opted "Bro" and said it every 15 seconds.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
Everything to Remember Before 'Avatar: Fire and Ash'
With James Cameron's latest blockbuster on the way, it's time to refresh yourself on the world of Pandora.
gizmodo.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
All I remember about the second movie is being infuriated that magic blue aliens co-opted "Bro" and said it every 15 seconds.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
There was a space whale thing too.
Now I'm remembering how people LOVED pointing out that the first movie was Pocahontas after they read that somewhere online.
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
Slowly going insane being unable to access any part of the internet without a Chuck Norris ad for a foam ball attached to a headband.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Slowly going insane being unable to access any part of the internet without a Chuck Norris ad for a foam ball attached to a headband.
Just loaded in to Stella Montis in #ArcRaiders and wondered why Tool was playing in the distance, some guy decided to just be a friendly DJ blaring some good music in the middle of a raid, love it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just loaded in to Stella Montis in #ArcRaiders and wondered why Tool was playing in the distance, some guy decided to just be a friendly DJ blaring some good music in the middle of a raid, love it.
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
I can think of a LOT of possible bad things happening to the cinematic experience with this Netflix acquisition.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I can think of a LOT of possible bad things happening to the cinematic experience with this Netflix acquisition.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Really can't think of a single good thing.
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
My Logitech Harmony remote, arguably the greatest invention in modern human history, is slowly starting to die and I don't know how I will turn on anything in my house without it.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My Logitech Harmony remote, arguably the greatest invention in modern human history, is slowly starting to die and I don't know how I will turn on anything in my house without it.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
About to turn into a chimp banging on the side of a TV yelling at it to START NETFLIX.
Would not be surprised if Hegseth is making military decisions based on his last round of Command & Conquer.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cites "fog of war" in defending follow-on strike in September attack on alleged drug boat in Caribbean Sea.
Live updates: Trump hosts Cabinet meeting amid scrutiny over boat strikes
President Donald Trump is hosting a Cabinet meeting as the administration insists that secondary strikes on an alleged drug boat in the Caribbean Sea were lawful.
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Would not be surprised if Hegseth is making military decisions based on his last round of Command & Conquer.
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
Looking past a lot of stuff I don’t like this season of #StrangerThings but the kid on an NES clearly playing the arcade version of Ghosts ‘n Goblins is making me extremely and rationally upset!
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Looking past a lot of stuff I don’t like this season of #StrangerThings but the kid on an NES clearly playing the arcade version of Ghosts ‘n Goblins is making me extremely and rationally upset!
There's a new Oneohtrix Point Never album and it might also be my new favorite. Also pleased to see that other people on BlueSky have actually heard of him!
Oneohtrix Point Never - Tranquilizer (Full Album Visualiser)
YouTube video by Oneohtrix Point Never
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November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There's a new Oneohtrix Point Never album and it might also be my new favorite. Also pleased to see that other people on BlueSky have actually heard of him!
Not reading the article just assuming aliens are real and they are giant turkeys who will gobble us whole.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not reading the article just assuming aliens are real and they are giant turkeys who will gobble us whole.
Not surprised but also sort of surprised at the same time WoW is still chugging along after 20+ years.
World of Warcraft Midnight releasing March 2nd, 2026 worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/2...
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not surprised but also sort of surprised at the same time WoW is still chugging along after 20+ years.
Trump is reportedly seeking to fill the vacancy with "Diamond or Silk, whichever one is still alive."
If the president moves forward with pushing out Patel, a majority of the MAGA base will be delighted as he has disappointed them by not indulging their conspiracies about Epstein and other matters.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trump is reportedly seeking to fill the vacancy with "Diamond or Silk, whichever one is still alive."
Hello I'm the guy who programs every 'Trust This Browser' checkbox on the internet. Yes I know it doesn't work. My sustenance is human rage.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hello I'm the guy who programs every 'Trust This Browser' checkbox on the internet. Yes I know it doesn't work. My sustenance is human rage.
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt