Your Friend Brian
@cultisto.bsky.social
I post pictures of pizza and talk about video games. I also have very very bad opinions on many subjects.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
Mainly i'm just here for the zipline.
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reading a book about explorers from the 18-1900s and I’ve never identified with a man more closely.
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Contemplating the mysteries of the universe on our balcony this morning.
Sorry for monkey wang.
Sorry for monkey wang.
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you’re one of those people into feet have I got a picture for YOU.
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally got my mullet...ladies. #ArcRaiders
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They made up a fake award to appease a fat baby and CNN's update regarding this suggests it was anyone's game.
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rest In Peace Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
If there is an afterlife I hope whatever deity greets him starts with "Your soul is MINE!" before escorting him to the buffet.
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Asked Copilot to create an image of Seth Rogen's character from The Studio holding a Switch 2, no I don't know why, but after the initial 'haha dumb AI image' I realized based on his choice of recreational activity this might actually be 100% realistic.
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
KFC did a tie-in with Stranger Things and not a single person in their marketing or social media staff thought coating something in ‘Stranger Sauce’ could use a little more workshopping.
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Learned immediately after a difficult grind to the #1 spot in my ranking that I only had to be in the top 20 for the same promotion. Me am smart.
#ArcRaiders
#ArcRaiders
Not reading the article just assuming aliens are real and they are giant turkeys who will gobble us whole.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not reading the article just assuming aliens are real and they are giant turkeys who will gobble us whole.
So I am playing Arc Raiders because of the many many posts from older gamers on Reddit claiming that solo modes are 'chill' and everyone is friendly, which is a bald faced lie as I've been ganked every way imaginable.
Still, this game has rooster customization technology which intrigues me.
Still, this game has rooster customization technology which intrigues me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So I am playing Arc Raiders because of the many many posts from older gamers on Reddit claiming that solo modes are 'chill' and everyone is friendly, which is a bald faced lie as I've been ganked every way imaginable.
Still, this game has rooster customization technology which intrigues me.
Still, this game has rooster customization technology which intrigues me.
About to ask my wife why she’s sending me a picture of a breast implant from the beach until I zoomed in.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
About to ask my wife why she’s sending me a picture of a breast implant from the beach until I zoomed in.
Since I’m knee deep in Welcome To Derry right now decided to give this young up and comer @stephenking.bsky.social a chance.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Since I’m knee deep in Welcome To Derry right now decided to give this young up and comer @stephenking.bsky.social a chance.
What a wonderful way to start this fine November 'morn!
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What a wonderful way to start this fine November 'morn!
I stopped playing Fortnite a good six months ago and never missed it for a single day, but they've sure as hell found a way to pull me back in for a bit.
November 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I stopped playing Fortnite a good six months ago and never missed it for a single day, but they've sure as hell found a way to pull me back in for a bit.
Watching a pair of Uzbekistan DJs live(ish) on YouTube right now playing local techno with matching masks while one of them plays a dutar, magical.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Watching a pair of Uzbekistan DJs live(ish) on YouTube right now playing local techno with matching masks while one of them plays a dutar, magical.
Poor Prince Andrew, apparently the punishment for being a sex offender in the UK is several decades of looking the other way followed by the shame of moving into a slightly smaller house that the fucking King of England will still pay for.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Poor Prince Andrew, apparently the punishment for being a sex offender in the UK is several decades of looking the other way followed by the shame of moving into a slightly smaller house that the fucking King of England will still pay for.
Sorry not opening this I have controlled my penis mind for decades and I am absolutely bending.
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Sorry not opening this I have controlled my penis mind for decades and I am absolutely bending.
Finally had time to finish Alien: Earth, I can’t imagine trying to pitch the story they did but it worked so well, even if it sorta tosses canon out the window.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Finally had time to finish Alien: Earth, I can’t imagine trying to pitch the story they did but it worked so well, even if it sorta tosses canon out the window.
According to the convention centre I was in today, this is…art?
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
According to the convention centre I was in today, this is…art?
Not making any artistic boasts here but I got my 12 and 15 year old terminally online kids to sit down for an hour and work together peacefully to make their own jack-o-lanterns and I'd consider that a parenting win.
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not making any artistic boasts here but I got my 12 and 15 year old terminally online kids to sit down for an hour and work together peacefully to make their own jack-o-lanterns and I'd consider that a parenting win.
Ohhh it's going to be a very normal day today isn't it.
October 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ohhh it's going to be a very normal day today isn't it.
As long as we can throw in some educational material for the older crowd.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
As long as we can throw in some educational material for the older crowd.