Cubane Missile Crisis 🏴
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Antifascist gutter trash and organic chemistry charlatan. Hobbies include screaming into the void and collecting nazi teeth. He/They/It/Whatever, gender is a social construct. This account is 60% satire.
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He is risen. Praise him 🙏🙌
Accept diethyl ketone into your life and wash away your sins.
Accept diethyl ketone into your life and wash away your sins.
I've become horrifyingly desensitized towards mass shootings and random acts of horrific violence over the course of my life. Hearing that a bunch of people just had their lives taken from them for absolutely no reason at all just feels like hearing a forecast for bad weather now. It's disgusting.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I've become horrifyingly desensitized towards mass shootings and random acts of horrific violence over the course of my life. Hearing that a bunch of people just had their lives taken from them for absolutely no reason at all just feels like hearing a forecast for bad weather now. It's disgusting.
Not to brag, but I am actually the reason for this.
I have a *very* specific kink and you WOULD NOT BELIEVE the amount of social engineering that I had to successfully pull of in order to bring these two games to fruition.
I have a *very* specific kink and you WOULD NOT BELIEVE the amount of social engineering that I had to successfully pull of in order to bring these two games to fruition.
twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not to brag, but I am actually the reason for this.
I have a *very* specific kink and you WOULD NOT BELIEVE the amount of social engineering that I had to successfully pull of in order to bring these two games to fruition.
I have a *very* specific kink and you WOULD NOT BELIEVE the amount of social engineering that I had to successfully pull of in order to bring these two games to fruition.
I would like to formally petition that we abandon the stupid puzzle piece as a symbol for the autistic community, and that it be replaced by a sea lion moving forward, as the sea lions are clearly "picking up" what we are "putting down".
youtube.com/shorts/Sf89y...
youtube.com/shorts/Sf89y...
sea lion core #viral
YouTube video by Braverse_OFC_♦️♣️
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December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I would like to formally petition that we abandon the stupid puzzle piece as a symbol for the autistic community, and that it be replaced by a sea lion moving forward, as the sea lions are clearly "picking up" what we are "putting down".
youtube.com/shorts/Sf89y...
youtube.com/shorts/Sf89y...
Children of Dune is my favorite book in the series. Herbert was a writer who knew how to play the long game. He built a world, made us love it, and then destroyed it while making us to look in the mirror and ask ourselves why we thought that genocide was cool.
The slow blade penetrates the shield
The slow blade penetrates the shield
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Children of Dune is my favorite book in the series. Herbert was a writer who knew how to play the long game. He built a world, made us love it, and then destroyed it while making us to look in the mirror and ask ourselves why we thought that genocide was cool.
The slow blade penetrates the shield
The slow blade penetrates the shield
I say that the baby is still *technically* Charlie Kirk's, since JD Vance impregnated his wife up on top of the coffin before they lowered it into the ground.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I say that the baby is still *technically* Charlie Kirk's, since JD Vance impregnated his wife up on top of the coffin before they lowered it into the ground.
The cool thing about looking the way I do and having a super duper hot wife, is that everybody assumes that you must have a massive hog or something.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The cool thing about looking the way I do and having a super duper hot wife, is that everybody assumes that you must have a massive hog or something.
"What if we did Iraq again, but in a jungle?"
As rumors of a U.S. war on Venezuela swirl, military documents show plans to feed a buildup of troops in the region for years.
U.S. Military Documents Indicate Plans to Keep Troops in Caribbean Through 2028
As rumors of a U.S. war on Venezuela swirl, military documents show plans to feed a buildup of troops in the region for years.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"What if we did Iraq again, but in a jungle?"
It's easy to fall into despair during times like these, and when that happens I like to remind myself that I'll get to leave this mortal coil someday, and none of it will be my problem anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's easy to fall into despair during times like these, and when that happens I like to remind myself that I'll get to leave this mortal coil someday, and none of it will be my problem anymore.
I wish that my wife looked at me the way that Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wish that my wife looked at me the way that Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
What if Epstein was actually trafficking Trump to Bill Clinton as a sex slave? How do we know that he's not actually another victim here?
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What if Epstein was actually trafficking Trump to Bill Clinton as a sex slave? How do we know that he's not actually another victim here?
Is it okay to know that something is militarist propaganda, but still thoroughly enjoy it? Because that new Splinter Cell animated series is exactly that, but also, it fucking slaps.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is it okay to know that something is militarist propaganda, but still thoroughly enjoy it? Because that new Splinter Cell animated series is exactly that, but also, it fucking slaps.
I came here to post about the email, which seems to imply that Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, but then I got sidetracked by the terrible news that Metroid Prime 4 has an annoying sidekick who mansplains away the mystery of the game.
Talk about an emotional roller-coaster of a day 😮💨
Talk about an emotional roller-coaster of a day 😮💨
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I came here to post about the email, which seems to imply that Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, but then I got sidetracked by the terrible news that Metroid Prime 4 has an annoying sidekick who mansplains away the mystery of the game.
Talk about an emotional roller-coaster of a day 😮💨
Talk about an emotional roller-coaster of a day 😮💨
Don't worry bros, its not gay as long as everybody keeps their socks on.
Anything that happens with socks on is just hangin' with the boys 😎
Anything that happens with socks on is just hangin' with the boys 😎
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Don't worry bros, its not gay as long as everybody keeps their socks on.
Anything that happens with socks on is just hangin' with the boys 😎
Anything that happens with socks on is just hangin' with the boys 😎
Never forget that we're in this mess because we didn't hang nearly enough of the nazis after the war. Lets not fuck that up again when the fourth Reich shits the bed, okay?
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Never forget that we're in this mess because we didn't hang nearly enough of the nazis after the war. Lets not fuck that up again when the fourth Reich shits the bed, okay?
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If the word divorced was a person, it would be this person.
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If the word divorced was a person, it would be this person.
Dinner for few | Animated short film by Nassos Vakalis
YouTube video by MAGNETFILM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Every last one of these pieces of shit is just a scared little child underneath all of their posturing and their bullshit.
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every last one of these pieces of shit is just a scared little child underneath all of their posturing and their bullshit.
I wonder if Kristi Noem has ever heard the term psychological projection.
I hope everyone sees and understands why my tribe banned Kristi Noem from our reservation in Pine Ridge, South Dakota.
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I wonder if Kristi Noem has ever heard the term psychological projection.
Okay, there is literally only one singular thing that I know with absolute certainty, and that is that fascism HAS to be stopped.
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Okay, there is literally only one singular thing that I know with absolute certainty, and that is that fascism HAS to be stopped.
These are the same picture
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
These are the same picture
I just found a place beyond anger. I didn't know that the emotion I'm feeling right now even existed. We are profoundly fucked if we don't raze this bullshit down to the fucking ground IMMEDIATELY.
youtu.be/bUNVdCduGKg?...
youtu.be/bUNVdCduGKg?...
ANNOUNCING: America 250 Civics Education Coalition
YouTube video by America First Policy Institute
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just found a place beyond anger. I didn't know that the emotion I'm feeling right now even existed. We are profoundly fucked if we don't raze this bullshit down to the fucking ground IMMEDIATELY.
youtu.be/bUNVdCduGKg?...
youtu.be/bUNVdCduGKg?...
These untrained morons are so dangerous. This dude just flagged a whole crowd of onlookers and it looks like his trigger discipline went out the window for a portion of that. Luckily, his gun probably would have jammed after the first round if he had fired while he was limp-wristing like that.
Talisman said he has flagged this Hyattsville, MD ICE incident to his representatives, including Democratic senators Chris Van Hollen and Angela Alsobrooks, as well as the Democratic Rep. Glenn Ivey.
www.thedailybeast.com/ice-arrest-g...
www.thedailybeast.com/ice-arrest-g...
ICE Agent Drops Gun and Levels It at Shocked Rush-Hour Crowd
The man who captured the video said the scene unfolded in the midst of rush-hour traffic just outside Washington, D.C.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
These untrained morons are so dangerous. This dude just flagged a whole crowd of onlookers and it looks like his trigger discipline went out the window for a portion of that. Luckily, his gun probably would have jammed after the first round if he had fired while he was limp-wristing like that.
This is not human. I will never be able to understand how a human being could operate like this. Whatever this thing is, it is a completely different species from the one that I inhabit. This shit is alien. This creature is working with software that I do not recognize and scares the shit out of me.
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is not human. I will never be able to understand how a human being could operate like this. Whatever this thing is, it is a completely different species from the one that I inhabit. This shit is alien. This creature is working with software that I do not recognize and scares the shit out of me.
You can't make this shit up.
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You can't make this shit up.