Cubane Missile Crisis 🏴
@cubane-revolution.bsky.social
Antifascist gutter trash and organic chemistry charlatan. Hobbies include screaming into the void and collecting nazi teeth. He/They/It/Whatever, gender is a social construct. This account is 60% satire.
Wait.... would they take my junk as collateral for a home loan??
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wait.... would they take my junk as collateral for a home loan??
They need to be put down like dogs. Im tired of not saying that.
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They need to be put down like dogs. Im tired of not saying that.
Abolish was the compromise. Its gonna be kill if this shit doesnt stop soon.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Abolish was the compromise. Its gonna be kill if this shit doesnt stop soon.
*completely ignores the fact that the shooting was stopped by a Muslim immigrant from Syria who took two bullets in the process*
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
*completely ignores the fact that the shooting was stopped by a Muslim immigrant from Syria who took two bullets in the process*
Cishet white men, mostly.
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Cishet white men, mostly.
Based on many hours of research, I have come to believe that the sea lions are largely working towards our same goals, and share our overall vision for what a just and equitable future could look like.
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Based on many hours of research, I have come to believe that the sea lions are largely working towards our same goals, and share our overall vision for what a just and equitable future could look like.
You know what, over the years, Jordan Peterson actually has displayed a lot of behaviors that align very closely with the neurological symptoms that would accompany the progression of a spongiform encephalopathy like CWD.
You might actually be on to something. Someone should probably look into that
You might actually be on to something. Someone should probably look into that
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know what, over the years, Jordan Peterson actually has displayed a lot of behaviors that align very closely with the neurological symptoms that would accompany the progression of a spongiform encephalopathy like CWD.
You might actually be on to something. Someone should probably look into that
You might actually be on to something. Someone should probably look into that
I still have a skrewdriver shirt and red boot laces that I got as loot drop after a boss fight back in my glory days lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I still have a skrewdriver shirt and red boot laces that I got as loot drop after a boss fight back in my glory days lol
The GameCube controller remains one of my favorites to this very day. Playstation and Xbox controllers always felt too big in comparison.
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The GameCube controller remains one of my favorites to this very day. Playstation and Xbox controllers always felt too big in comparison.
I can't be the only on who sees it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I can't be the only on who sees it.
It should have been her instead of the dog.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It should have been her instead of the dog.
I really hate that he makes my internal monolog use the r word sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny, I seriously thought I had grown past things like that.
I'm not trying to be funny, I seriously thought I had grown past things like that.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I really hate that he makes my internal monolog use the r word sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny, I seriously thought I had grown past things like that.
I'm not trying to be funny, I seriously thought I had grown past things like that.
I'd love to see that bald, chinless piece of shit pull some shit like that without his badge and his little friends around. That little bitch would get folded like a fucking sheet in half a second.
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd love to see that bald, chinless piece of shit pull some shit like that without his badge and his little friends around. That little bitch would get folded like a fucking sheet in half a second.
Oh wow, it's beautiful. That trailer gives solarpunk Legend of Zelda meets The Last of Us type vibes. TAKE MY MONEY
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh wow, it's beautiful. That trailer gives solarpunk Legend of Zelda meets The Last of Us type vibes. TAKE MY MONEY
Go home, frog! You're drunk.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Go home, frog! You're drunk.
I'm tired, boss
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm tired, boss
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I live on the coast, so I know fog. Missiles don't do shit. If anything they make it worse. It probably would have burned off on its own if he had just waited for the day to warm up a little bit.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I live on the coast, so I know fog. Missiles don't do shit. If anything they make it worse. It probably would have burned off on its own if he had just waited for the day to warm up a little bit.
Cirrhosis has got him completely flanked. His fight is over, he just doesn't know it yet.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cirrhosis has got him completely flanked. His fight is over, he just doesn't know it yet.
Everything he said past the 19 second mark is 1000% projection and I just think its really funny that a human could possess such a stunning lack of self-awareness. Like, I'm really not sure that he'd pass that self awareness test they do to crows and shit with the dot and the mirror and whatnot
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everything he said past the 19 second mark is 1000% projection and I just think its really funny that a human could possess such a stunning lack of self-awareness. Like, I'm really not sure that he'd pass that self awareness test they do to crows and shit with the dot and the mirror and whatnot