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Sr. Probably Not Serious
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nothing personal, but I avoid engaging with political content in general. hope you understand <----- this aged poorly
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That's why I never became a rock star; I had the looks, the talent, the drive, but they asked me at rock star auditions how good I was at beating women and when I said "not very," that was the end of my dreams.
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I have another story about accidentally crumpling the front end of somebody's brand new BMW while hauling ass out of that parking lot so I wouldn't be driving when the acid kicked in. that Music+ was a locus of chaotic power
April 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hey @squiggle.au quick, probably dumb question.

I'm reading The 22 Murders of Madison May, and most of the chapters I've finished end with a single word at the top of an otherwise empty page. This has to be intentional, right? Or will I just go insane looking for a secret message?
April 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i accidentally read Providence by Max Barry @squiggle.au
without realizing the book was about this lmao

thanks for the existential dread, great work as always fwiw
April 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"but but nuclear waste bad"

no. a solved problem. put it under that mountain like already planned. **coal power puts the radiation straight into the atmosphere**.

oil companies love the red tape that makes nuclear a poor investment. don't support them by spreading misinformation.
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ladies and gentlemen..... Josh Giddey
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ladies and gentlemen..... Lebron James
March 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I would have punched the most athletic guy in human history who's 7 inches taller, 60 pounds heavier, and 18 years younger than me. I'm definitely not full of shit by the way
March 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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*cough* Sam Altman and OpenAI *cough*
March 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i never did get an answer and i forgot that i would still like one
can bluesky please elucidate how it employs browser fingerprinting to track users, or is this platform just OK with continuing obfuscation and shady as fuck tactics?
March 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i fail to see the controversy with including this goldberg person in the chat. the american bomb planes had to cross the Atlantic to get to the brown people. OBVIOUSLY you would want the Chief of the Atlantic to know what's going on
“People should see the texts in order to reach their own conclusions.” @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social and @shaneharris.bsky.social share the group chat in which officials planned strikes on Yemen: theatln.tc/UHOLqA9E
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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*exasperated sigh* I really REALLY hate someone replying to me RTing a piece with the whine "paywall". Yes, journalism costs money. Also, you can pretty much always register and read a handful of pieces for free.
March 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
March 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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For those of you who, like me, still have to lurk on X for professional reasons: To limit its data collection even further after you've yanked every permission from the app, delete the app from your phone and replace it with a home screen Web-app shortcut in a privacy-optimized browser.
One more step in my X exit: replacing its Android app with a home-screen Web shorcut
Last week, X’s visible presence on my phone was an icon buried in the all-apps list, past where I’d usually scroll in that alphabetical index. This week, X’s icon is lodged next t…
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February 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
finally a writing tip i can get behind
Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.
January 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
can bluesky please elucidate how it employs browser fingerprinting to track users, or is this platform just OK with continuing obfuscation and shady as fuck tactics?
January 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Shitlord’s Law: The definition of AGI will change to meet the needs of whatever grift some shitlord is currently running.
January 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
firefighters did exceptional work averting a potentially devastating event just south of studio city tonight and deserve a hero's thank you, shit could have gotten really bad
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
ooh i bet if you visit reddit right now you can find some europeans going off about the superiority of stone as a residential building material
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
evac orders have not expanded in ~2hrs which is really good news. super late where i live so goodnight. all i was doing was watching concurrent news feeds and user maps anyway

once the fires go out i think i'm off this platform so it's been... something. if ordered: pack shit, take pets, drive fast
January 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
sliver of good news is, winds are slowing, even below the 10-20mph from hours ago

still northerly, still threatening central hollywood and pasadena surroundings, eaton fire looks massive, has less live news than the sunset fire that *appears* slightly more under control than an hour ago
January 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM