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nothing personal, but I avoid engaging with political content in general. hope you understand <----- this aged poorly
then there was the time they were legally forced to comply with a court order and divulge the recovery address of a user who was also an activist journalist
but you have to comply with court orders. and using a recovery address linked to your real identity is terrible opsec on the activist's part
but you have to comply with court orders. and using a recovery address linked to your real identity is terrible opsec on the activist's part
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
then there was the time they were legally forced to comply with a court order and divulge the recovery address of a user who was also an activist journalist
but you have to comply with court orders. and using a recovery address linked to your real identity is terrible opsec on the activist's part
but you have to comply with court orders. and using a recovery address linked to your real identity is terrible opsec on the activist's part
no. the CEO praised an appointed government position due to the newly selected person's historic angle of fighting big tech companies like google. bc proton is a small tech company
but it was trump who appointed the lady, so it immediately morphed into "proton ceo is maga". it was baseless and dumb
but it was trump who appointed the lady, so it immediately morphed into "proton ceo is maga". it was baseless and dumb
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
no. the CEO praised an appointed government position due to the newly selected person's historic angle of fighting big tech companies like google. bc proton is a small tech company
but it was trump who appointed the lady, so it immediately morphed into "proton ceo is maga". it was baseless and dumb
but it was trump who appointed the lady, so it immediately morphed into "proton ceo is maga". it was baseless and dumb
as obviously imprecise, egotistical, quick-to-judge, and generally bad today's "journalists" etc. may be (and are, let's be honest), it's hard to fault them for reporting on the baseless flip-flops of too-soon corporate conjecture
April 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
as obviously imprecise, egotistical, quick-to-judge, and generally bad today's "journalists" etc. may be (and are, let's be honest), it's hard to fault them for reporting on the baseless flip-flops of too-soon corporate conjecture
what's wild to me is REN (portugal grid provider) did exactly the same thing. hours after it first hit their public comment was basically "extreme weather swings led to failing equipment that interfered with frequency" and some 16h later they go "wait nevermind forget that"
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
what's wild to me is REN (portugal grid provider) did exactly the same thing. hours after it first hit their public comment was basically "extreme weather swings led to failing equipment that interfered with frequency" and some 16h later they go "wait nevermind forget that"
go ahead and dismiss reality and deny that words have meaning, just like every other knight fellow i've read recently
and people wonder why journalism is dead. you myopic sycophants choked it with handfuls of rocks
and people wonder why journalism is dead. you myopic sycophants choked it with handfuls of rocks
April 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
go ahead and dismiss reality and deny that words have meaning, just like every other knight fellow i've read recently
and people wonder why journalism is dead. you myopic sycophants choked it with handfuls of rocks
and people wonder why journalism is dead. you myopic sycophants choked it with handfuls of rocks
wait what if it's an unexpectedly shitty book
is it ok to return a book you thought you'd like but turns out uniquely garbage
this is just a hypothetical, i use the library
is it ok to return a book you thought you'd like but turns out uniquely garbage
this is just a hypothetical, i use the library
April 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
wait what if it's an unexpectedly shitty book
is it ok to return a book you thought you'd like but turns out uniquely garbage
this is just a hypothetical, i use the library
is it ok to return a book you thought you'd like but turns out uniquely garbage
this is just a hypothetical, i use the library
pope's infallible, catholics must follow 10 commandments, child-rape is widespread throughout clergy. honestly who gives a fuck about the rules? not catholics, dont @ me.
fuck it make trump pope. DO IT, MAKE TRUMP THE FUCKING POPE.
Dumbfuck Trump is as divine as anybody. lmao gods children right
fuck it make trump pope. DO IT, MAKE TRUMP THE FUCKING POPE.
Dumbfuck Trump is as divine as anybody. lmao gods children right
April 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
pope's infallible, catholics must follow 10 commandments, child-rape is widespread throughout clergy. honestly who gives a fuck about the rules? not catholics, dont @ me.
fuck it make trump pope. DO IT, MAKE TRUMP THE FUCKING POPE.
Dumbfuck Trump is as divine as anybody. lmao gods children right
fuck it make trump pope. DO IT, MAKE TRUMP THE FUCKING POPE.
Dumbfuck Trump is as divine as anybody. lmao gods children right
youre free to use "feels like i gotta watch my back reading a max barry book tbh" as your next blurb fwiw
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
youre free to use "feels like i gotta watch my back reading a max barry book tbh" as your next blurb fwiw
could be. it's just you've fucked my head slightly enough to worry you'd do something nefarious like hide a secret message in the page numbers. feels like i gotta watch my back reading a max barry book tbh
April 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
could be. it's just you've fucked my head slightly enough to worry you'd do something nefarious like hide a secret message in the page numbers. feels like i gotta watch my back reading a max barry book tbh
"It felt all very normal and logical while I was writing it."
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Sounds like what a machine would say tbh
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Sounds like what a machine would say tbh
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"It felt all very normal and logical while I was writing it."
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Sounds like what a machine would say tbh
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Sounds like what a machine would say tbh
yeah who gives a shit
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
yeah who gives a shit
i mean it seems i know more than you, for what that's worth, and i also obviously know that this thing called "nuance" exists -- have you heard of this word?
dont worry i dont expect big famous microbloggers to be receptive to any kind of pushback, do what you do cait
dont worry i dont expect big famous microbloggers to be receptive to any kind of pushback, do what you do cait
April 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i mean it seems i know more than you, for what that's worth, and i also obviously know that this thing called "nuance" exists -- have you heard of this word?
dont worry i dont expect big famous microbloggers to be receptive to any kind of pushback, do what you do cait
dont worry i dont expect big famous microbloggers to be receptive to any kind of pushback, do what you do cait
tbh tho this one's been weird since the anime-like open, youre probably about to fuck me over here, too, huh
i wonder if you had to teach yourself to act crazy to write like this from charles' perspective or if youre just conveniently schizo. wildly different tone and perspective from the rest lol
i wonder if you had to teach yourself to act crazy to write like this from charles' perspective or if youre just conveniently schizo. wildly different tone and perspective from the rest lol
April 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
tbh tho this one's been weird since the anime-like open, youre probably about to fuck me over here, too, huh
i wonder if you had to teach yourself to act crazy to write like this from charles' perspective or if youre just conveniently schizo. wildly different tone and perspective from the rest lol
i wonder if you had to teach yourself to act crazy to write like this from charles' perspective or if youre just conveniently schizo. wildly different tone and perspective from the rest lol
actually, madison may was a sly one in that what I term the Barrymoment -- the point when a Max(x) Barry novel turns so sharply you get confused and forget then suddenly remember it's science fiction -- abs snuck up on me, nice one
now 1/3 thru machine man and i swear i'm ready this time
now 1/3 thru machine man and i swear i'm ready this time
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
actually, madison may was a sly one in that what I term the Barrymoment -- the point when a Max(x) Barry novel turns so sharply you get confused and forget then suddenly remember it's science fiction -- abs snuck up on me, nice one
now 1/3 thru machine man and i swear i'm ready this time
now 1/3 thru machine man and i swear i'm ready this time
yknow i forgot some places still ink words to paper pages, this was the paginated ebook. in that case glad i didnt start connecting papers via strings and thumbtacks trying to find the message tbh
April 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
yknow i forgot some places still ink words to paper pages, this was the paginated ebook. in that case glad i didnt start connecting papers via strings and thumbtacks trying to find the message tbh
most i've interacted with here appear to be in it to stroke their own ego. the double standards, nonsensical claims, and blatant disregard for objectivity and definition of terms make it clear they're not concerned with helping
& i'm talking about profs and "climate" jornos, not NYT editorialists
& i'm talking about profs and "climate" jornos, not NYT editorialists
April 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
most i've interacted with here appear to be in it to stroke their own ego. the double standards, nonsensical claims, and blatant disregard for objectivity and definition of terms make it clear they're not concerned with helping
& i'm talking about profs and "climate" jornos, not NYT editorialists
& i'm talking about profs and "climate" jornos, not NYT editorialists
and i once spent a month in new brighton
April 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
and i once spent a month in new brighton
you can take the man out of the scouse but you cant take the bleak existential dread out of liverpool bay
April 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
you can take the man out of the scouse but you cant take the bleak existential dread out of liverpool bay
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That's why I never became a rock star; I had the looks, the talent, the drive, but they asked me at rock star auditions how good I was at beating women and when I said "not very," that was the end of my dreams.
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That's why I never became a rock star; I had the looks, the talent, the drive, but they asked me at rock star auditions how good I was at beating women and when I said "not very," that was the end of my dreams.
The fun part about words is that they have meaning!
In this case, the term "recycled ocean plastic" means precisely what I explained to you. In other words, your claim is blatantly incorrect.
It certainly is odd that a self-proclaimed "journalist" apparently fails to grasp the English language.
In this case, the term "recycled ocean plastic" means precisely what I explained to you. In other words, your claim is blatantly incorrect.
It certainly is odd that a self-proclaimed "journalist" apparently fails to grasp the English language.
April 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The fun part about words is that they have meaning!
In this case, the term "recycled ocean plastic" means precisely what I explained to you. In other words, your claim is blatantly incorrect.
It certainly is odd that a self-proclaimed "journalist" apparently fails to grasp the English language.
In this case, the term "recycled ocean plastic" means precisely what I explained to you. In other words, your claim is blatantly incorrect.
It certainly is odd that a self-proclaimed "journalist" apparently fails to grasp the English language.
i normally hate to kill the frog, but for all the folks bitching about "it", read this to yourself:
"this mfer out here baggin up mayonnaise like it hard drugs"
then decide if you want to complain about dialectal grammar
"this mfer out here baggin up mayonnaise like it hard drugs"
then decide if you want to complain about dialectal grammar
April 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i normally hate to kill the frog, but for all the folks bitching about "it", read this to yourself:
"this mfer out here baggin up mayonnaise like it hard drugs"
then decide if you want to complain about dialectal grammar
"this mfer out here baggin up mayonnaise like it hard drugs"
then decide if you want to complain about dialectal grammar
it's mimicking AAVE and apparently a bunch of people just got got ahahaha
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it's mimicking AAVE and apparently a bunch of people just got got ahahaha
i'd bet my second and third nuts the onion doesn't produce content using LLMs. i read this as a clear stylistic choice
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i'd bet my second and third nuts the onion doesn't produce content using LLMs. i read this as a clear stylistic choice
they recently hired at least one person and AFAICT the listing is down
April 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
they recently hired at least one person and AFAICT the listing is down