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David
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Knows more about Godzilla than the average person should

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If you have the tolerance for it, redditors at r/Epstein have found a trove of videos misidentified as PDFs that they've made available to view.
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I wonder why billionaires are so intent on hobbling or destroying the institutions that would investigate wrongdoing or hold people accountable, I can't think of any explanation for why they would do that.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
This whistleblower complaint the administration is scared to release to Congress is Tulsi Gabbard on the phone with Putin saying "yes sir, all U.S. intelligence will now go straight to you, Vladimir Putin," with him responding "thank you, Tulsi Gabbard" then saying her Social Security number.
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Trump doing nothing but adding his name to something which has been operating successfully for 55 years causing it to immediately fold sounds like a gag but it's pretty much what happened.
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Immeasurable disappointment that Hobbs did not debut in WWE under the name Powerhouse Calvin.
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Amidst all the revolting horror of the Epstein files, at least there's the bright spot of learning Elon Musk is so big a loser that even the creepiest people on Earth didn't want him around.
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Well if you had any doubt Trump was shitting his pants over the latest Epstein drop, he removed that today.
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Boy, there sure were a lot of people calling the Feds to tell them Donald Trump was doing sex crimes at the exact time people said he was doing sex crimes.
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Bad news about Doyle's injury but an opportunity for Mark Andrews. Bring back Brian Cage as his new tag partner. When Cage gets injured, slot in Wardlow. When he gets injured? By then Doyle is healthy again.
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Champ Stat Daddy delivers again! #AEW
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Ciampa shows up with instant main event aura, what a perfect signing #AEW
January 29, 2026 at 1:54 AM
CIAMPA VS BRISCOE!! #AEW
January 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The number of goons in beat 'em ups is simply improbable, surely some of these people were just trying to walk down the street.
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Greg Bovino can go to a movie theater and be asked if he wants a Senior discount or a Children's discount.
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Waiting until I hear his new album before I decide if I forgive ye or not.
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
TRUMP: My father lived to be 93, but towards the end he had that ... what was it called?

(Points at forehead, lolls his tongue out, gibbers his lips, crosses his eyes, poops, falls asleep standing up and snores audibly)

LEAVITT: Alzheimer's.

TRUMP: (Startled awake) Yeah I don't have that.
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Greg Bovino being removed is the easiest play because you can physically pick him up and put him wherever you want him.
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The response to this is armed resistance, which is also the excuse the regime is looking for in order to declare martial law.

The response to that is ALSO armed resistance.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
So it's illegal to carry a firearm in the United States? Because if you can be executed on site for possession of a holstered weapon, you do not actually have a right to bear arms.
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Convince ICE that there are people hiding in the woods and let the exploding trees handle the rest.
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Dear impending ice storm, please directly target the people currently sullying your good name, as well as all those responsible for empowering and enabling them. Just really blast whatever you got straight into their veins.
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I'm in favor of any politician who promises to abolish ICE and prosecute all those responsible for giving the orders and the agents who carried them out.
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Oliver and Price are the real deal, these guys have been killing it on the indies and I'm fired up to see them in AEW. #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Why is Stokely dressed like Goldust? #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Commentary is fantastic tonight, and it's no coincidence that Taz is back. #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM