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Topher
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I play video games like cars and my kid and dogs. And universal healthcare. Also my wife. There is no kill switch.
Now this is a girl with her priorities straight
i’m sorry, there is nothing as cozy as a Star Wars re-watch.
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Hear me out, as if any network would have the balls to broadcast such.
Or, hear me out, a CECOT drama created by David Simon. 🙃
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Was reminded about the Jeremy Renner app today by seeing what looks to be an (auto)biography. I never had it. Just hearing how horrifying it was for other people was traumatic.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@kumail.bsky.social man @kumail.bsky.social I bought front row tickets six months in advance and you canceled a month and a half before the show? Man it’s like Ticketmaster got a free 4 and a half month loan with my money.
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Reading much tonight on Charlie Kirk, who he was, what he said and believed -- from both admirers and those deeply opposed. It does not matter. None of it. What matters is that political violence made routine against any voice, left or right, marks us as a failing, dying republic.
This is horror.
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Learn about this very serious condition from the cast of #Peacemaker #BirdBlindness #BirdBlindnessAwareness
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
June 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the past six months have been the equivalent of the “one week war” and we are approaching a “zeon is exhausted!” moment, i think
it isn’t and they know it which is why 1) they are rushing to do 4+ years worth of harm before the midterms, fully expecting to lose Congress but just hoping the damage is irreversible by then; 2) they are doing mostly small-scale symbolic horrors to intimidate the public, due to limited capacity
we are still under the six month mark for a couple weeks and it is incredibly difficult to see how this is sustainable for 3.5 more years
June 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Invading a congressman’s office and arresting aides. Welcome to Nazi Germany. My German stepfather is freaking out over this. Says it’s just like Germany in the 40s.
NYT: “The episode was recorded by someone who was sitting in Mr. Nadler’s office. In the video, an officer with the Federal Protective Service, part of the Department of Homeland Security, is shown demanding access to a private area inside the office.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/n...
June 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The agent who handcuffed a congressional aide is William Krejci of Keasbey, New Jersey, DHS Area Commander. His social media is locked down pretty tight but a Yelp account tied to the same email address he used for LinkedIn shows a face and forearm tattoo that matches the video.
June 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The purpose of the deportations we have been seeing has not been to fight antisemitism, but rather to use antisemitism as a beachhead to eventually do away with foreign students altogether, using Jews as a pretext for a non-Jewish political agenda.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Mar 27
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is discussing plans to try to block certain colleges from having any foreign students if it decides too many are "pro-Hamas," senior Justice and State Department officials tell Axios.
Exclusive: Trump's "pro-Hamas" purge could block foreign students from colleges
The planned purge is another escalation of Trump's aggressive crackdown on immigration and antisemitism that civil libertarians say stifles campus speech.
www.axios.com
March 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can the menswear guy just run as a candidate in 28? I’d start a local office for him for the primary.
May 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Is he insane? The only business this country has with GAZA is to STOP Netanyahu from exterminating the entire population. What sheer arrogance that he can swoop in & displace them. Dump Truck Chump is a megalomaniac. He thinks he can play checkers (too dumb for chess) with the world. Outrageous!
May 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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In a duel with a political rival over a failed attempt to invade British-controlled Florida, Founding Father and Declaration of Independence signatory Button Gwinnett was slain on this date in 1777. "Fucking Florida," was his dying rasp. "Nothing good ever came from there and nothing ever will."
May 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don’t think anyone cares what this guys gives or doesn’t give a shit about
Democrats destroyed our credibility by propping up Joe Biden—and we won’t fix that by burying our heads in the sand…again.

And I don’t give a shit if you don’t think it’s helpful.
May 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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NEW YORK (AP) — New York Fire Department says authorities are responding to injuries after ship collides with Brooklyn Bridge. (Video: thewillienelson/x)
May 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Joe's Stone Crab lowers prices despite inflation, honoring its legacy: "Everyone should be able to enjoy a meal at Joe's."
Miami Favorite Joe's Stone Crab Announces Price Drop on Stone Crabs
Joe's Stone Crab lowers prices despite inflation, honoring its legacy: "Everyone should be able to enjoy a meal at Joe's."
www.miaminewtimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I real thought the Trump’s face on giant banners phase of our North Koreaization wouldn’t hit until his military parade.
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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On today's date in 1940, as Nazi tanks cross the Meuse River and begin to conquer France, Winston Churchill delivers his most famous oration: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat," he tells the House of Commons, adding, "It's gonna suck ass, really. Fucking Hitler. What a cunt."
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM