Cris_Swanson
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Cris_Swanson
@cswanson.bsky.social
Retired MLT. Lover of music and animals. Hoping aliens can explain everything someday.
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January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
10 am. Moment of silence.
I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Scott Bessent: a failed hedge fund manager working for a failed businessman who are now in the government enriching themselves while impoverishing the rest of us.

Lesson: If you can’t make it in the private sector, go into the public sector and steal what you believe you are entitled to.
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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🎯🎯🎯👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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It gets even more pathetic—

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December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A little something I wrote, about a mountain dude who misses his honey at Christmas.

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Christmas in Leadville
YouTube video by Cris Swanson
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December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A New Christmas song!
Christmas Capybara
YouTube video by Cris Swanson
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December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Allow me — I speak a little Trump. He’s saying JD “had a man” (a debate opponent), and he himself, Trump, had a debate opponent, Joe Biden. Trump is musing about which opponent was more incompetent. They he mentions he, Trump, had a man opponent and then a woman.

This has been Sid Speaks Trump
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Put in the burners!
Real-Life Coyote vs. Roadrunner!
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I gave.
I’m the first congressional candidate to be indicted under the second Trump administration.

But if things keep going the way they are, I won’t be the last.

That’s why I need to fight these charges with everything we’ve got. Help us do that here: katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
katforillinois.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Enough already, get the straitjacket.
Trump: “I ended eight wars…No president that we know has ever ended any war.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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😲🤣
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
From Sterling, IL (surrounding population about 35,000).
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I AM ANTIFA
10/12/25🎉Tulsa - 41st & Yale Dream Keepers Park next Saturday, 12-2pm. No Kings🇺🇸
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Happy Sinatra Day!
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
😂😂😂
Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Too cute.
Timeline cleanse.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Did Brian Kilmeade's teleprompter stop working or something? Reminds me of this SNL skit:

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Wake up and Smile - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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September 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wondering, will Katy Tur tear up when David Duke dies?
September 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Perfect
Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are on the case
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hi! You don’t hate the new Cracker Barrel logo. You hate change. Hope this helps.
August 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I love it when the People take back their streets from the Bad Guys.
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM