Crystal Pope
@crystalpope.bsky.social
Weirdo, book hoarder, 70s/80s/90s pop culture obsessive, dive bar aficionado, crafty broad, and obscure/cult cinema enthusiast.
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📍KCMO -> NYC -> SFO -> *gulp* FL
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📍KCMO -> NYC -> SFO -> *gulp* FL
Watching DeSantis getting cucked by state Republicans is giving me so much glee that I may have to classify it as a kink.
April 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Watching DeSantis getting cucked by state Republicans is giving me so much glee that I may have to classify it as a kink.
Spending more time being an at-home arty weird, because the weens are demanding and occasionally give me looks like this:
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Spending more time being an at-home arty weird, because the weens are demanding and occasionally give me looks like this:
A Fitbit, except instead of monitoring steps it monitors your internet deep dives and sends you a little trinket based on your new dorky obsession. Looking forward to my postcards from Mt Erebus, the only volcano whose magma you can see from space!
March 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
A Fitbit, except instead of monitoring steps it monitors your internet deep dives and sends you a little trinket based on your new dorky obsession. Looking forward to my postcards from Mt Erebus, the only volcano whose magma you can see from space!
Sure, everything is terrible, but have you considered: Noodle?
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sure, everything is terrible, but have you considered: Noodle?
Fellow white women, I beg of you: instead of making more crafts that indicate you’re one of the “good ones,” please redirect that energy towards attending your local school board meetings, city council meetings, literally any local governance meeting.
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Fellow white women, I beg of you: instead of making more crafts that indicate you’re one of the “good ones,” please redirect that energy towards attending your local school board meetings, city council meetings, literally any local governance meeting.
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*kicks open door to silent yoga retreat* y’all about to hear the sound of one ass clapping
March 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
*kicks open door to silent yoga retreat* y’all about to hear the sound of one ass clapping
ZOUKS!!!!
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19!
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
January 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
ZOUKS!!!!
My neighbors are loudly re-watching inauguration footage on their screened patio and whooping every ten seconds or so. How do I know? I can hear it over my closed windows and doors and my own television.
January 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My neighbors are loudly re-watching inauguration footage on their screened patio and whooping every ten seconds or so. How do I know? I can hear it over my closed windows and doors and my own television.
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TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
Back in the early 2000s, I lived in a sort of anarchist collective co-op house full of artists, musicians, and writers. We’d host punk shows where the headliner wouldn’t start until 3am.
Anyway, I’m going to bed at 8pm tonight after I watch some Love Boat. Time is weird.
Anyway, I’m going to bed at 8pm tonight after I watch some Love Boat. Time is weird.
January 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Back in the early 2000s, I lived in a sort of anarchist collective co-op house full of artists, musicians, and writers. We’d host punk shows where the headliner wouldn’t start until 3am.
Anyway, I’m going to bed at 8pm tonight after I watch some Love Boat. Time is weird.
Anyway, I’m going to bed at 8pm tonight after I watch some Love Boat. Time is weird.
In case you were wondering how homeowners insurance is going in Florida, we just got our renewal notification and a) we’re thrilled that we weren’t dropped, and b) it’s “only” $7300.
January 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In case you were wondering how homeowners insurance is going in Florida, we just got our renewal notification and a) we’re thrilled that we weren’t dropped, and b) it’s “only” $7300.
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Melania is at the Carter funeral ready to catch the bouquet.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Melania is at the Carter funeral ready to catch the bouquet.
Reminds me of how Brevard county will pay huge amounts of money to replenish beach sand for waterfront homeowners post-hurricane, but won’t improve infrastructure/water treatment/utilities.
I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and there is a severe shortage of resources and...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reminds me of how Brevard county will pay huge amounts of money to replenish beach sand for waterfront homeowners post-hurricane, but won’t improve infrastructure/water treatment/utilities.
Me, seductively unlatching overalls: You know what I have in common with these chickens? We’re all excellent layers.
American Egg Board: Ma’am, we’re not lowering the price of eggs.
American Egg Board: Ma’am, we’re not lowering the price of eggs.
January 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me, seductively unlatching overalls: You know what I have in common with these chickens? We’re all excellent layers.
American Egg Board: Ma’am, we’re not lowering the price of eggs.
American Egg Board: Ma’am, we’re not lowering the price of eggs.
Gifted my husband a compressed air machine to aid in his tech cleaning when he builds things. He underestimated the power somewhat and blew my framed obsolete media (laser discs, SelectaVision discs) clear off the wall. From ten feet away. 😆
December 29, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Gifted my husband a compressed air machine to aid in his tech cleaning when he builds things. He underestimated the power somewhat and blew my framed obsolete media (laser discs, SelectaVision discs) clear off the wall. From ten feet away. 😆
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
December 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Getting dogs has fundamentally made me a weepier softie-pants. Every animal is baby. Can’t handle any kind of documentary about animals where they get hurt. Constant Sarah McLachlan loop in m’brain.
December 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Getting dogs has fundamentally made me a weepier softie-pants. Every animal is baby. Can’t handle any kind of documentary about animals where they get hurt. Constant Sarah McLachlan loop in m’brain.
For those of you not in the central
Florida area, Newlin is like our junior varsity equivalent of Saul Goodman. Our very own “Slippin Jimmy” is going to COLOMBIA of all places. Even the scriptwriters of Better Call Saul would call this move too unbelievable to be true.
Florida area, Newlin is like our junior varsity equivalent of Saul Goodman. Our very own “Slippin Jimmy” is going to COLOMBIA of all places. Even the scriptwriters of Better Call Saul would call this move too unbelievable to be true.
Trump names Orlando attorney Dan Newlin as Ambassador to Colombia
President-elect Donald Trump has announced the appointment of Orlando attorney Dan Newlin as the next U.S. ambassador to Colombia.
www.fox35orlando.com
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
For those of you not in the central
Florida area, Newlin is like our junior varsity equivalent of Saul Goodman. Our very own “Slippin Jimmy” is going to COLOMBIA of all places. Even the scriptwriters of Better Call Saul would call this move too unbelievable to be true.
Florida area, Newlin is like our junior varsity equivalent of Saul Goodman. Our very own “Slippin Jimmy” is going to COLOMBIA of all places. Even the scriptwriters of Better Call Saul would call this move too unbelievable to be true.
Have we… are we living in Spaceballs now? I’m not saying the baddies exactly match the incoming leadership, but…
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Have we… are we living in Spaceballs now? I’m not saying the baddies exactly match the incoming leadership, but…
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
“Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
…is #1 the identity of the snitch? These clickbait headlines are so sneaky.
10 Facts You Didn't Know About McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Sandwich - Chowhound
The Filet-O-Fish sandwich is one of the most popular McDonald's menu items, but even those who love it may not know these interesting facts about it.
www.chowhound.com
December 10, 2024 at 2:03 AM
…is #1 the identity of the snitch? These clickbait headlines are so sneaky.
I know this is terribly naive, but I keep hoping some rich person will pick up where Carnegie left off and build another 2500 libraries.
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I know this is terribly naive, but I keep hoping some rich person will pick up where Carnegie left off and build another 2500 libraries.
Bluesky Wrapped
You nodded sagely 4,362 times.
You hearted content without following the link 2,187 times.
You commented on a comedian’s post in hopes they’d witness you as you sprayed your mouth shiny and chrome: 27,922 times.
You nodded sagely 4,362 times.
You hearted content without following the link 2,187 times.
You commented on a comedian’s post in hopes they’d witness you as you sprayed your mouth shiny and chrome: 27,922 times.
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Bluesky Wrapped
You nodded sagely 4,362 times.
You hearted content without following the link 2,187 times.
You commented on a comedian’s post in hopes they’d witness you as you sprayed your mouth shiny and chrome: 27,922 times.
You nodded sagely 4,362 times.
You hearted content without following the link 2,187 times.
You commented on a comedian’s post in hopes they’d witness you as you sprayed your mouth shiny and chrome: 27,922 times.
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"I open my eyes, and I am standing in fucking snow surrounded by trees. I got my wife’s dildo lodged up my ass, and I’m looking at this fucking goat person. He looks just as confused as me. First thing he says is, 'Most people come out of the wardrobe.'"
I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
Look, I’ll make this quick. I am 54 years old. I like the Philadelphia Eagles. I eat a bowl of Cheerios with a glass of milk, a glass of orange jui...
buff.ly
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 AM
"I open my eyes, and I am standing in fucking snow surrounded by trees. I got my wife’s dildo lodged up my ass, and I’m looking at this fucking goat person. He looks just as confused as me. First thing he says is, 'Most people come out of the wardrobe.'"
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it's a great system we have: one party is a snakepit of insane fascist sex creeps. the other is pathologically allergic to wielding power
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
it's a great system we have: one party is a snakepit of insane fascist sex creeps. the other is pathologically allergic to wielding power