Mikey
@crystalpoopsi.bsky.social
Posting thoughts about punk & ska music, sports, comedy and boring suburban dad stuff.
I was super underwhelmed when I went. I've only been there a few times cause the kids wanted it. Everything was bland. We haven't been back in about 2 years.
one really good example of how america is a nation in decline is that people have lied to themselves about raising cane's being good entirely because of its sauce
There’s one copy, it’s locked in a safe at an undisclosed location and few people have seen it. It’s not an ancient manuscript. It’s the recipe for the sauce behind a chicken chain’s rise. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oPPryS
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I was super underwhelmed when I went. I've only been there a few times cause the kids wanted it. Everything was bland. We haven't been back in about 2 years.
Trying to justify to myself that my DC suburbs-ass apartment does not need a giant shark
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November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trying to justify to myself that my DC suburbs-ass apartment does not need a giant shark
I think I just heard @edsbs.bsky.social scream "HAAAAAAAYNES KAAAAANG!" from here in Virginia.
October 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think I just heard @edsbs.bsky.social scream "HAAAAAAAYNES KAAAAANG!" from here in Virginia.
Gotta defend my beloved Orlando after the "Taste of Orlando" jokes on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social (but still love y'all).
Orlando's food scene is sneaky good! It's just not in the touristy section of town and most visitors never go there.
www.travelandleisure.com/mills-50-orl...
Orlando's food scene is sneaky good! It's just not in the touristy section of town and most visitors never go there.
www.travelandleisure.com/mills-50-orl...
This Orlando Neighborhood Is a Hidden Gem for Food Lovers—With More Michelin-recommended Restaurants Than Anywhere Else in Town
Mills 50 is a vibrant, diverse neighborhood in the heart of Orlando, Florida. Here's where to eat, shop, and stay in the district.
www.travelandleisure.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gotta defend my beloved Orlando after the "Taste of Orlando" jokes on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social (but still love y'all).
Orlando's food scene is sneaky good! It's just not in the touristy section of town and most visitors never go there.
www.travelandleisure.com/mills-50-orl...
Orlando's food scene is sneaky good! It's just not in the touristy section of town and most visitors never go there.
www.travelandleisure.com/mills-50-orl...
Baku is wild. Miss having Ricciardo in F1 to spice it up even more at this race
September 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Baku is wild. Miss having Ricciardo in F1 to spice it up even more at this race
All things considered
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
All things considered
Music during Saturday chores:
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Music during Saturday chores:
Less Than Jake is my favorite band ever and Losing Streak legitimately changed my life. That being said, I've skipped Krazy Glue pretty much ever since I originally got the album in '98
All these no-skip albums I wanna hear about the 1-skip albums and what song should have been cut
July 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Less Than Jake is my favorite band ever and Losing Streak legitimately changed my life. That being said, I've skipped Krazy Glue pretty much ever since I originally got the album in '98
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
There's a bunch, but I think it's "This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it's dirty"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There's a bunch, but I think it's "This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it's dirty"
Turnstile in Baltimore on May 10, 2005. I'm so glad that I could be there with my 14 year old son to experience it together.
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Turnstile in Baltimore on May 10, 2005. I'm so glad that I could be there with my 14 year old son to experience it together.
Never change, Northeast PA
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Never change, Northeast PA
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May 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
H2O in Baltimore on Friday night
May 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
H2O in Baltimore on Friday night
I enjoy when Russ posts what he's listening to. Looks like a Fat Wreck day today.
May 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I enjoy when Russ posts what he's listening to. Looks like a Fat Wreck day today.
I'm a Montreal fan but this was hilarious
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm a Montreal fan but this was hilarious
Progresso Minestrone soup, but the recipe they used in the 90s. When they changed it I hoarded a bunch of cans for a while.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Progresso Minestrone soup, but the recipe they used in the 90s. When they changed it I hoarded a bunch of cans for a while.
Someone else said it, but this effort made social media really fun last week. I learned a ton about domes and lots of money was raised for a great cause. Go Sharks!
the final results are here for each team, please have fun comparing things (like whether South Florida beat Harvard) (because they totally did) www.moneycannon.org
2025 CHARITIBUNDIBOWL
www.moneycannon.org
April 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Someone else said it, but this effort made social media really fun last week. I learned a ton about domes and lots of money was raised for a great cause. Go Sharks!
Reposted by Mikey
the final results are here for each team, please have fun comparing things (like whether South Florida beat Harvard) (because they totally did) www.moneycannon.org
2025 CHARITIBUNDIBOWL
www.moneycannon.org
April 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the final results are here for each team, please have fun comparing things (like whether South Florida beat Harvard) (because they totally did) www.moneycannon.org
Last night, I made my mega playlist of the bands announced for @thefestfl.bsky.social . I think I got everyone announced, plus a few extras based on who is playing.
I'll be shuffling this for the next 6 months and you can too!
I'll be shuffling this for the next 6 months and you can too!
Fest 23
Playlist · Michael Sands · 4855 items
open.spotify.com
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Last night, I made my mega playlist of the bands announced for @thefestfl.bsky.social . I think I got everyone announced, plus a few extras based on who is playing.
I'll be shuffling this for the next 6 months and you can too!
I'll be shuffling this for the next 6 months and you can too!
Reposted by Mikey
Who else is ready for the FEST 23 lineup?!
March 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who else is ready for the FEST 23 lineup?!
It makes me so happy when people I like post Venture Bros references.
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It makes me so happy when people I like post Venture Bros references.
Such a good cover album. Colleen Green is awesome.
February 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Such a good cover album. Colleen Green is awesome.
Awww man, I wish I was there for this
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February 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Awww man, I wish I was there for this