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The Cryptnomancer
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My wife is court-mandated to approve every one of my posts
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Asking if you would do it for exposure and when you say yes I pull your pants down
Sir..another sandworm has hit the Dune servers @duneawakening.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm going to luigi mangioni the inventor of daylight savings time
March 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Asking if you would do it for exposure and when you say yes I pull your pants down
March 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
For exactly 2 hours every day my brain can solve the kind of puzzles that would make Magnus Carlsen cream

The remaining 22 hours are spent triple checking if I'm supposed to use < or >
February 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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This is who you're asking to work 40 hours a week btw
January 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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listening to Radiohead as a white boy just as God intended
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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If the eagles win this, will the world look back at this Superbowl as the one where we killed bin laden?
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh god oh fuck i think my middle school death cab for cutie obsession may have been a Trojan horse for midwest emo
January 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Getting a doctors note saying my work isn't allowed to schedule meetings during my very specific poop time
January 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's not *technically* a sin but the way I compare my github contribution graph to every ex-coworker/classmate will definitely be brought up in the post-life interview
January 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I can't cook but I can estimate girth *perfectly*
January 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Crying & shaking because the friendly basement spider won't go back into hiding and my partner is coming down the stairs with the vacuum
December 29, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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When I think someone cares about me, but all they care about is actually data privacy
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I don't know how Instagram stories work but I keep accidentally posting terrifying advertisements that I'm actually trying to send to my girl
December 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM
A junior dev told me on Wednesday they "won't have time" to review my 18 file PR before this weekend.

Less than an hour before holiday break, the same dev asked me to review two of their PRs (each with 30+ files)

the rage i feel is immeasurable
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
You know you have an interesting job when parents ask about your work, then interrupt you mid sentence to complain that the bar is taking too long with their drinks

You should know better than to ask me questions while you're sober
December 18, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Okay, here’s the haircut I want. Just like the girl in the photo. That’s actually my missing daughter haha. You haven’t seen her, have you? No? Ah, no worries. Still want the haircut, though, yeah.
December 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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the bene gesserit box but instead they’re just making me read more and more real life news
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Just the essentials
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Heated drama in the airsoft fandom rn
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Finally read the "Boots"
Poem by Rudyard Kipling

marching poem more like marching to sleep cause your poem sucks
December 11, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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Making out in an OSHA 1910.146(b)-defined confined space would fix me
December 10, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Crazy how different our two largest oceans are.

Pacific ocean all chill and filled with surfers and cool islands and blunt rotation fish

But Atlantic contains unimaginable depths, and will swallow any man made structure with teeth of shattered slate and an unquenching thirst for our hubris
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM