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I don’t know how I got here, but I know with numbers on my side I can serve my way out 💅🏻
How do I get my man to stop eating starbursts on the toilet or to at least clean the wrappers up afterwards??? (Is this normal??)
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How do I get my man to stop eating starbursts on the toilet or to at least clean the wrappers up afterwards??? (Is this normal??)
I want it noted that whatever the fuck I was feeling on that day is nothing compared to the incompetence I am currently experiencing
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I want it noted that whatever the fuck I was feeling on that day is nothing compared to the incompetence I am currently experiencing
Excuse me, I would not like to work. I would like to just play TCG Shop Simulator.
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Excuse me, I would not like to work. I would like to just play TCG Shop Simulator.
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
Just found out from the vet, my dog’s pee is “fantastic”. Not sure what to do with that info so imma just leave it here as a flex 💪🏻
January 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just found out from the vet, my dog’s pee is “fantastic”. Not sure what to do with that info so imma just leave it here as a flex 💪🏻
Hey Siri, how does the belly button work?
January 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hey Siri, how does the belly button work?
The age in which it is painful to sit on the floor for too long is much younger than I initially anticipated…
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The age in which it is painful to sit on the floor for too long is much younger than I initially anticipated…
When I think someone cares about me, but all they care about is actually data privacy
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
When I think someone cares about me, but all they care about is actually data privacy
To everyone I am emailing frantically this week:
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 PM
To everyone I am emailing frantically this week:
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
My “Here me out”: The snowmen from Red One
December 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My “Here me out”: The snowmen from Red One
Got that whomp whomp feel on today.
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Got that whomp whomp feel on today.
After 3 years, I have finally had to figure out how to use the printer at work.
Rip
Rip
December 12, 2024 at 1:06 PM
After 3 years, I have finally had to figure out how to use the printer at work.
Rip
Rip
Crashing out trying to use a can opener
December 10, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Crashing out trying to use a can opener
Loving me is hard because if I’m low on gas and there is the slightest chance I can make it home without filling up and leave it for the literal love of my life, I’ll do it every time. No remorse
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Loving me is hard because if I’m low on gas and there is the slightest chance I can make it home without filling up and leave it for the literal love of my life, I’ll do it every time. No remorse
How many times can I write my to-do list on different post-it notes before my coworkers realize I’m not actually working?
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
How many times can I write my to-do list on different post-it notes before my coworkers realize I’m not actually working?
My glasses may have snapped in half in my hand this weekend, but it is still not worse than having to get up and go to work on a Monday
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My glasses may have snapped in half in my hand this weekend, but it is still not worse than having to get up and go to work on a Monday
Why do I keep finding hot sauce packets in the bathroom???
December 6, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Why do I keep finding hot sauce packets in the bathroom???
Okay but why does the sound track for the Bowser Mario Party Map bop so hard?
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Okay but why does the sound track for the Bowser Mario Party Map bop so hard?
I love when I’m on a large email chain and someone says something dumb. It makes me feel less bad about the Pokemon card game gambling ring I’ve started in the break room.
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I love when I’m on a large email chain and someone says something dumb. It makes me feel less bad about the Pokemon card game gambling ring I’ve started in the break room.
Why are people emailing me? It’s Spotify wrapped day, an unspoken holiday. Rescind those emails now please
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Why are people emailing me? It’s Spotify wrapped day, an unspoken holiday. Rescind those emails now please
When you text someone but they like one of your Bluesky posts instead of responding to your text 👀
Whomp whomp
Whomp whomp
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 PM
When you text someone but they like one of your Bluesky posts instead of responding to your text 👀
Whomp whomp
Whomp whomp
Thought I was doing good but now have the sudden urge to cut all my hair off? Am concerned?
December 3, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Thought I was doing good but now have the sudden urge to cut all my hair off? Am concerned?
Me trying to figure out where I can stand pant-less in my kitchen so that none of my neighbors can see my shame:
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
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December 3, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Me trying to figure out where I can stand pant-less in my kitchen so that none of my neighbors can see my shame:
When you’re breaking down the math because it wasn’t mathing but it is now in fact mathing?! But you’re not sure how?!?! And you have to report out on why it wasn’t mathing?!?!?!
December 2, 2024 at 8:34 PM
When you’re breaking down the math because it wasn’t mathing but it is now in fact mathing?! But you’re not sure how?!?! And you have to report out on why it wasn’t mathing?!?!?!