New hell: my grandpa has discovered tiktok and watches it at full volume
November 12, 2023 at 11:08 AM
New hell: my grandpa has discovered tiktok and watches it at full volume
Nothing quite like spending an evening with queer friends, they get me on a different level
October 20, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Nothing quite like spending an evening with queer friends, they get me on a different level
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[creation of trees]
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
October 20, 2023 at 11:20 AM
[creation of trees]
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
god: when it’s warm you’ll be covered in leaves
tree: like a big coat?
god: yes but when it’s cold they’ll all fall off
tree: (eyes narrow) how long have you been doing this job
Schlimmster Moment wenn das bestellte Essen nicht kommt
October 17, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Schlimmster Moment wenn das bestellte Essen nicht kommt
Liebe meine tägliche Krise über die Vergänglichkeit
October 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Liebe meine tägliche Krise über die Vergänglichkeit
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Gone are the days of a cannibal witch owning her own spacious gingerbread house. Today's child-eating witch can barely afford to rent a one-bedroom gingerbread condo.
September 8, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Gone are the days of a cannibal witch owning her own spacious gingerbread house. Today's child-eating witch can barely afford to rent a one-bedroom gingerbread condo.
Absolut keine Ahnung, wie der Algorithmus von bsky funktioniert und an wen meine Posts ausgespielt werden, wehe einer von euch sagt es mir, das ist so viel witziger
September 30, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Absolut keine Ahnung, wie der Algorithmus von bsky funktioniert und an wen meine Posts ausgespielt werden, wehe einer von euch sagt es mir, das ist so viel witziger
Was kaspert Musk eigentlich in der deutschen Politik jetzt rum? Hat der kein Zuhause?
September 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Was kaspert Musk eigentlich in der deutschen Politik jetzt rum? Hat der kein Zuhause?
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I didn’t focus enough on armor upgrades early in life and now I am a soft dumpling filled with flavorful but useless arcane knowledge
September 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I didn’t focus enough on armor upgrades early in life and now I am a soft dumpling filled with flavorful but useless arcane knowledge
I hope they roast him some more
September 29, 2023 at 4:33 PM
I hope they roast him some more
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doctor: are you in any pain?
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
September 29, 2023 at 2:42 PM
doctor: are you in any pain?
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
me: existential horror, constantly
doctor: i don't have a box for that
me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work
doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days
me: if i don't work i'll starve
doctor: $125 please
Hatte jemand auf seiner Bingo-Karte, dass Elon Musk jemanden retweeted, der für die AfD ist? Weil ich nicht
September 29, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Hatte jemand auf seiner Bingo-Karte, dass Elon Musk jemanden retweeted, der für die AfD ist? Weil ich nicht
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Gerade hat Elon Musk das halbe Election Integrity Team gefeuert, zitiert er heute eigenständig einen rassistischen Account, der zur Wahl der AfD aufruft. Wer jetzt immer noch nicht verstanden hat, wohin sich X entwickelt, dem ist nicht mehr zu helfen. Höchste Zeit, dass die EU dagegen vorgeht.
September 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Gerade hat Elon Musk das halbe Election Integrity Team gefeuert, zitiert er heute eigenständig einen rassistischen Account, der zur Wahl der AfD aufruft. Wer jetzt immer noch nicht verstanden hat, wohin sich X entwickelt, dem ist nicht mehr zu helfen. Höchste Zeit, dass die EU dagegen vorgeht.
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When you start going to a new therapist establish dominance by taking more notes than them
August 16, 2023 at 9:19 PM
When you start going to a new therapist establish dominance by taking more notes than them
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Octopus health and beauty items:
•beak gloss
•arm softener
•sucker serum
•chromatophore enhancer
•hearts-a-plenty elixir
•ink scents (for when you want to flee but entrance your predators)
•beak gloss
•arm softener
•sucker serum
•chromatophore enhancer
•hearts-a-plenty elixir
•ink scents (for when you want to flee but entrance your predators)
September 29, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Octopus health and beauty items:
•beak gloss
•arm softener
•sucker serum
•chromatophore enhancer
•hearts-a-plenty elixir
•ink scents (for when you want to flee but entrance your predators)
•beak gloss
•arm softener
•sucker serum
•chromatophore enhancer
•hearts-a-plenty elixir
•ink scents (for when you want to flee but entrance your predators)
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Is Norway Amazing?
September 29, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Is Norway Amazing?
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Wie soll man bitte nämlich ohne H schreiben. Dann hieße es nämlic. Was soll sowas
September 29, 2023 at 6:19 AM
Wie soll man bitte nämlich ohne H schreiben. Dann hieße es nämlic. Was soll sowas
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who's up pondering the ADORPION shirt
September 29, 2023 at 3:43 AM
who's up pondering the ADORPION shirt
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this is not fight club
if it's your first time on bluesky, you do not have to fight
if it's your first time on bluesky, you do not have to fight
September 29, 2023 at 5:06 AM
this is not fight club
if it's your first time on bluesky, you do not have to fight
if it's your first time on bluesky, you do not have to fight
It would add to my street cred if I had tiny little moons too
its cool that planets have moons. they need little buddies to hang out with just like us
September 29, 2023 at 9:27 AM
It would add to my street cred if I had tiny little moons too
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So far I enjoy how posts on here are seemingly normal and about political issues and then I'm absolutely yeeted by a post that looks like it's straight from Tumblr and very much cursed.
September 28, 2023 at 4:24 PM
So far I enjoy how posts on here are seemingly normal and about political issues and then I'm absolutely yeeted by a post that looks like it's straight from Tumblr and very much cursed.
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One of my most popular works. "Pack" is oil on canvas.
#DarkArt #Art
#DarkArt #Art
September 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM
One of my most popular works. "Pack" is oil on canvas.
#DarkArt #Art
#DarkArt #Art
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banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite
September 28, 2023 at 3:00 PM
banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite