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Ash!
@cryptiddies.bsky.social
Just a normal person and definitely not a cryptid, or three opossums in a trenchcoat.
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Described my preferred genre (Weird West/slipstream) as "Louis L'amourcraft" and I've never felt so proud of a joke only four people would get.
I've been feeling particularly desperate and angry all the time, so I found some December Diamonds merman ornaments and I'm going to make up dumb names for them. Starting off strong with Dudley Do-Me-Right, here:
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At the doctor's office. Bet I'm not even gonna get a lollipop. Adulthood is bullshit.
February 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I was to give a talk at a big US Attorney's Office next week abt the complicity of German lawyers in the creation of the Nazi state. Yesterday the Justice Department cancelled it.
Irony is dead.
I've got an op/ed on this I'm looking to place. Help appreciated.
#LawSky #Skystorians #Holocaust
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I just saw the 2025 US banned books list. I just want to say, go read books. Talk about them. Share them. And please write them.

While many of these books will still be published, they do become less accessible when removed from libraries

Be a book punk. Read them all
January 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"I'm the world's most clever bard, except I got framed and exiled and my parole officer is this annoying-ass paladin dragging me through the backwaters of creation until we accidentally end up on a quest to save the world. She is so annoying and her arms are so big."
January 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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president of colombia, gustavo petro's response to trump
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Me and my interfaith congregation are out here making sack lunches for the homeless like
January 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pov: you hear the string cheese being opened
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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500 follower giveaway! If you'd like to win a handmade Okami pendant, follow me and repost this. I can also make it a magnet if you like. I'll draw the winner on 1/29

Extra info in comments
January 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Check out this cool stuff my friend makes, support artists.
I started my Etsy page selling these beaded pride bracelets several months ago, and it's been difficult to get any traction on Meta because they suppress queer content. I hope Bluesky will be more kind.
www.etsy.com/shop/WickedW...
January 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just my luck that my lowest motivation day happens to be when chatgpt is down. Have to write docs for work and now I'm terrified it's going to look like I depend on AI.
January 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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wolf proverb: inside you there is one guy
The most affirming mural I have ever seen
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@davidniemitz.bsky.social So that's what happened to Matthew.
every time you get writer’s block, rip off one of your protagonist’s limbs
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It is 16 F outside. Reminded of working at a fast food joint long ago. Someone was giving me hell about the fudge on her hot fudge sundae not being hot enough. A guy behind her said "Lady, it's 12 degrees outside, no one gives a fuck."

I hope he's having a great day.
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Seelie vs. Unseelie discourse would be exhausting but imagine someone starting a cattle raid over getting ratio'd
mistyped "fairy tales" as "fairy takes" and now I'm imagining Fae Twitter
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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if you’re stuck on a scene,
January 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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worth noting Chris Murphy switched his position from anti to pro banning TikTok because of Gaza, explicitly so. He told The Dispatch podcast Dec 7 2023 when explaining his pivot, “The way that TikTok is talking about Gaza is designed to divide Americans from each other”.
I wonder which message will resonate more
January 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Heaven forbid women have hobbies
"German police are investigating a coven of carnival witches after they were accused of beating up a politician, leaving him with broken ribs." [Telegraph]
January 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I am not smart and I don't pretend to be. I'm mad about the government, but right now all I wanna do is write my gay (laudatory) stories and encourage everyone else to do the same. Make art that pisses off people you don't like.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM