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cryptiddies.bsky.social
Ash!
@cryptiddies.bsky.social
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Just a normal person and definitely not a cryptid, or three opossums in a trenchcoat.
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Again with the perfect name. this one is Cowpoke. However, I have several follow up questions. does he have a blue tail and he's wearing red mer-chaps? where is the rest of the hobby horse stick going?
a shirtless cowboy merman in a hat with a red bandana around his neck (not in any pockets). he has a blue tail and red mer-chaps, maybe? with a rope coiled at his hip ready to lasso you. Also he's riding a hobby horse, but the stick just kinda disappears into his mer-chaps. I need to know where the stick goes.
June 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
cryptiddies.bsky.social
Kraken Open a Cold One
A guy with an octopus lower half. Some of the tentacles are holding a bar cloth and a cocktail. He's pouring a drink from a cocktail shaker and wearing a crop top that says "Need a stiff one?" I don't think he means to drink.
June 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This guy is allegedly called Axis, but come on: that's Tom of FINland
a merman with a blue tail holding a globe on his shoulder. also he has a tattoo on his bicep, a circle with a cross through it. I am not a gay man so unsure of the meaning there. Still, he looks like he's living his best mer life.
June 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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This guy already has the perfect name. I could never improve on "Messy Weiner Merman."
a merman eating a hot dog suggestively. there are a lot of weird mustard splotches on his chest and crotch. speaking of crotch, the bulge is crazy. i don't think that's how mermen would reproduce.
June 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I've been feeling particularly desperate and angry all the time, so I found some December Diamonds merman ornaments and I'm going to make up dumb names for them. Starting off strong with Dudley Do-Me-Right, here:
A christmas tree ornament of a sexy canadian mountie, his jacket is open to reveal an unlikely six pack, and he has a black merman tail for some reason.
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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It's actually Quinn's Raiders: Blood Money. brasscastlecollectibles.com/cdn/shop/fil...
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Pov: you hear the string cheese being opened
Rio, a black and white border collie, sticks her head up from under the desk. Her big brown eyes are begging for cheese. She knows you have cheese. Give her the cheese, you monster.
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Felix Cipher! Here you go.
tumbler post from centrally-unplanned: Adding "Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media presence was nuked with the sole excepting of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists" to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys. 6qubed: cartoon reaction image of young blond man holding a blue cup and looking worn out. so worn out. so tired of all of this. lookatyounow: Can you repeat that but instead of repeating it say something completely different thank you
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Kepler is so lucky!! Alas, my poor Rio has to be content with beaches. Very sad
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Ah, to be a dog in a boat on a nice summer day. My mom's dog is way more spoiled than I ever was.
Taken behind the wheel of a small boat on a blue river in the summer. In front of the viewer is a blue merle border collie looking out at the water. There are green trees to either side of the river, and the clouds are white and fluffy overhead.
January 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Most of my pictures of him are in physical form at my mom's house, but here's one. His name was Steel.
A gray white horse, viewed from behind, in the middle of a dirt arena. His ears are forward and focused. His handler is out of frame to the left, but her hand is patting his nose. A very good horse.
January 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Wonder Woman, all day. My friend @faerienuff.bsky.social even drew a picture of my dog as Wonder Woofer for her excellent comic, Justice League Bark.
a cartoon of a black and white dog wearing a traditional "wonder woman" style outfit, with the text Wonder Woofer.
January 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Got to assume I've done something right since I can't even see the original post. Guy sounds like trash.
January 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
cryptiddies.bsky.social
Really want to hear everyone's top Mob Drag Queen Names.
January 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Sometimes the day is so nice that you have to cancel your other plans and go play with your dog. Sorry, editing-Ash, this was way more important.
A black and white border collie in 3/4 view, with a red harness and leash. She's standing on a bit of concrete, with some grass behind her. Her eyes are intent and focused, her tongue is hanging slightly out, and she loves you.
August 24, 2023 at 1:29 AM