The MERCHAPS

There are so many mermen ornaments! I did not post the cop or lawyer mermen, because ew, but they exist, along with Sexy EMT Merman and Sexy Teacher Merman.

Anyway, there are an absolute ton of these (a mer-pup, a mer-trucker, and a mer-leather daddy, just to name a few). If I had any disposable income, literally all of these would be on my tree this year, which is why I do not have disposable income.

Again with the perfect name. this one is Cowpoke. However, I have several follow up questions. does he have a blue tail and he's wearing red mer-chaps? where is the rest of the hobby horse stick going?

Kraken Open a Cold One

This guy is allegedly called Axis, but come on: that's Tom of FINland

This guy already has the perfect name. I could never improve on "Messy Weiner Merman."

I got a cherry turnover at the Polish bakery across the street, so honestly kind of better than a lollipop.

!!!! I'm so sorry that happened to you! It's posted for free online on his site: www.brandonsanderson.com/blogs/blog/w...

A proud day for the slurpberg family

I trained for years for this moment! Sneaking books out of my dad's collection, practicing my cowboy skills on my very patient horse, learning to Google ... okay mostly that last one, I admit.

Nope - Bay

I found a link for purchase. Don't want to post it publicly in case it gets sniped from you, if you want to DM me.

It's actually Quinn's Raiders: Blood Money. brasscastlecollectibles.com/cdn/shop/fil...