Cryptid Clyde
@cryptid-clyde.bsky.social
🎨 Illustrator & Designer
💚 Cryptids, Horror, & Nic Cage
🖼️ Profile image by @mr.hotsalsa (on IG)
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💚 Cryptids, Horror, & Nic Cage
🖼️ Profile image by @mr.hotsalsa (on IG)
🔗 Shøp lînk: https://linktr.ee/cryptid_clyde
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As fascist oligarch Larry Ellison said, it's all to ensure "citizens will be on their best behavior" for intimidating compliance and control.
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July 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As fascist oligarch Larry Ellison said, it's all to ensure "citizens will be on their best behavior" for intimidating compliance and control.
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It really is now or never. Both paypros and government are making the big push to effectively kill the internet. We might be talking about porn now but porn is step one in a process that moves blindingly fast
*Why is so much censorship bullshit happening all at once?"
Because this is The-Push. They've been tightening the screws for years now to the point the internet is now passively more censored than daytime tv from 30 years ago, and now they're trying to do one last push to snuff out free speech
Because this is The-Push. They've been tightening the screws for years now to the point the internet is now passively more censored than daytime tv from 30 years ago, and now they're trying to do one last push to snuff out free speech
August 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It really is now or never. Both paypros and government are making the big push to effectively kill the internet. We might be talking about porn now but porn is step one in a process that moves blindingly fast
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My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head
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Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!
July 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!
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Not gonna lie, it feels more and more like this should be the way all corporations, and even politicians should be handled at this point.
Troll them. Pretend to be exactly who they're aiming for. Draw it out and make it painful, so they start to ask themselves;
"God is this even worth it?"
Troll them. Pretend to be exactly who they're aiming for. Draw it out and make it painful, so they start to ask themselves;
"God is this even worth it?"
Wanna learn how to bring out your inner boomer when you call Visa?
Watch my demonstration now
youtu.be/1NgmW4qjPMM?...
Watch my demonstration now
youtu.be/1NgmW4qjPMM?...
CALLING VISA: 2.22 You Can (Not) Waste Our Time
YouTube video by Ana Valens Highlights
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August 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Not gonna lie, it feels more and more like this should be the way all corporations, and even politicians should be handled at this point.
Troll them. Pretend to be exactly who they're aiming for. Draw it out and make it painful, so they start to ask themselves;
"God is this even worth it?"
Troll them. Pretend to be exactly who they're aiming for. Draw it out and make it painful, so they start to ask themselves;
"God is this even worth it?"
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We need a Democratic Party, but for the left
August 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We need a Democratic Party, but for the left
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As everyone … scrambles for further evidence of Trump’s connection to the prolific pedophile and sex-trafficker, what’s been—once again—lost in this discourse is the hundreds of women who survived the horrors Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and their moneyed friends inflicted upon them.
Since No One Else Seems to Care, Let’s Remember Epstein’s Survivors
They've already told us everything we need to know...
www.jezebel.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
As everyone … scrambles for further evidence of Trump’s connection to the prolific pedophile and sex-trafficker, what’s been—once again—lost in this discourse is the hundreds of women who survived the horrors Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and their moneyed friends inflicted upon them.
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No, this isn’t Mar-a-Lago. It’s where Trump moved his best friend and favorite child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell.
August 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No, this isn’t Mar-a-Lago. It’s where Trump moved his best friend and favorite child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell.
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people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad
August 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
people might say if you jail one president for crimes youll end up jailing all presidents for crimes to which i would say rad
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NCOSE is an anti-porn, Christian morality group that used to be known as Morality in Media. They have campaigned against gay marriage and sex ed. They published an article called "Connecting the Dots: The Line Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders". So yeah...anyway, KEEP CALLING PAYMENT PROCESSORS!
NCOSE takes a swing. As I predicted, they're a key player in all of this. They've been obsessed with Steam since 2018, when Steam actually opened the door to adult content after NCOSE tried to get a ton of visual novels (like HuniePop) pulled
August 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
NCOSE is an anti-porn, Christian morality group that used to be known as Morality in Media. They have campaigned against gay marriage and sex ed. They published an article called "Connecting the Dots: The Line Between Gay Marriage and Mass Murders". So yeah...anyway, KEEP CALLING PAYMENT PROCESSORS!
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💧 I'm back from @squonkapalooza and it was a blast as always. This year, I had a questin the Squonk Quest andd my challenge for those taking on the quest was draw your beat Squonk. This little video is a compilation of all of the squonks people drew and I love every single one. 💚 Clyde
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
💧 I'm back from @squonkapalooza and it was a blast as always. This year, I had a questin the Squonk Quest andd my challenge for those taking on the quest was draw your beat Squonk. This little video is a compilation of all of the squonks people drew and I love every single one. 💚 Clyde
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🌿🌷store open🌷🌿
cosmicloak.square.site/s/shop
rts super appreciated!
[ #artstore #cuteart #blackcat #indiefashion #weirdcore #trigun ]
cosmicloak.square.site/s/shop
rts super appreciated!
[ #artstore #cuteart #blackcat #indiefashion #weirdcore #trigun ]
July 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🌿🌷store open🌷🌿
cosmicloak.square.site/s/shop
rts super appreciated!
[ #artstore #cuteart #blackcat #indiefashion #weirdcore #trigun ]
cosmicloak.square.site/s/shop
rts super appreciated!
[ #artstore #cuteart #blackcat #indiefashion #weirdcore #trigun ]
💧 See you at Squonkapalooza this Saturday!
July 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
💧 See you at Squonkapalooza this Saturday!
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July 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Another lil guy going wild 🔥
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Another lil guy going wild 🔥
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✷ You Were Meant for More ✷
January 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
✷ You Were Meant for More ✷
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Netflix, a company that brought in $11 billion in the first quarter of this year alone, wants to "cut costs" by using AI in their shows.
Instead of watching their adaptation, learn more about the legacy of "El Eternauta" comic writer Héctor Germán Oesterheld:
Instead of watching their adaptation, learn more about the legacy of "El Eternauta" comic writer Héctor Germán Oesterheld:
July 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Netflix, a company that brought in $11 billion in the first quarter of this year alone, wants to "cut costs" by using AI in their shows.
Instead of watching their adaptation, learn more about the legacy of "El Eternauta" comic writer Héctor Germán Oesterheld:
Instead of watching their adaptation, learn more about the legacy of "El Eternauta" comic writer Héctor Germán Oesterheld:
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THEY / THEM
WO-KEY KONG
WO-KEY KONG
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THEY / THEM
WO-KEY KONG
WO-KEY KONG
🐐 Been a minute since I had another pun cryptid. Introducing the Capycabra! Its the most chill goat-sucker around. It'll drain your livestock dry and look like it's taking a nap while doing it. This guy will be making its debut at Squonkapalooza, so be there to get you one! 💚 Clyde
July 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
🐐 Been a minute since I had another pun cryptid. Introducing the Capycabra! Its the most chill goat-sucker around. It'll drain your livestock dry and look like it's taking a nap while doing it. This guy will be making its debut at Squonkapalooza, so be there to get you one! 💚 Clyde
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The United States summed up in two headlines.
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The United States summed up in two headlines.
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Multiple ICE impersonation arrests made during nationwide immigration crackdown via @cnn.com
ICE impersonators on the rise: Arrests made as authorities issue national warning | CNN
Authorities in three states have made arrests in connection with individuals impersonating Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, as tensions rise amid a nationwide immigration crackdown.
www.cnn.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Multiple ICE impersonation arrests made during nationwide immigration crackdown via @cnn.com
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Jersey Devil
Acrylic Painting on 6x6 round stretched canvas. The background is metallic bronze paint.
This cryptid cutie is for sale!
DM me if you're interested.
Acrylic Painting on 6x6 round stretched canvas. The background is metallic bronze paint.
This cryptid cutie is for sale!
DM me if you're interested.
July 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Jersey Devil
Acrylic Painting on 6x6 round stretched canvas. The background is metallic bronze paint.
This cryptid cutie is for sale!
DM me if you're interested.
Acrylic Painting on 6x6 round stretched canvas. The background is metallic bronze paint.
This cryptid cutie is for sale!
DM me if you're interested.
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They should have added one of these to the Epstein prison tape
July 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They should have added one of these to the Epstein prison tape
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I've extended this sale past Pride month! It's Pride all of the time now!!!!
SALE!!!!
All Large pride stickers are just $5!!!
That's the same price as a small sticker!!
All pride prints are 50% off!!!
That's just $3.50!!!
All 23 current pride designs!!!
Come on down to Emma's Dinosaur emporium!!!
www.emmalerae.com/store.html
All Large pride stickers are just $5!!!
That's the same price as a small sticker!!
All pride prints are 50% off!!!
That's just $3.50!!!
All 23 current pride designs!!!
Come on down to Emma's Dinosaur emporium!!!
www.emmalerae.com/store.html
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I've extended this sale past Pride month! It's Pride all of the time now!!!!