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#CRYPTICUS. Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, bass in CROPSY MANIAC & THE GRAVE CONCERN, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT

https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial
https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · Jul 2
Remember when I did a Quantum Leap to WARN YOU about all this shit back in '21?! I literally just stepped out of the time pod a few minutes ago... but I may have fucked it up... #DeathMetal #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus #TimeTravel #MetalSky #Podcast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZu...
crypticus.bsky.social
For those unfamiliar with '80s paperback Horror, Garth Marenghi is predominantly a parody of Shaun Hutson (among many others), who wrote some very Marenghiesque novels. #Horror #BookSky #PaperbacksFromHell

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Shaun Hutson IS Garth Marenghi: The evidence
YouTube video by John McNee
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November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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legendarium.bsky.social
Today's good vibes video is this extremely wholesome Italian synth dude geeking out over all the brilliant intricacies of the synth work on the best Kraftwerk album
youtu.be/9spBqoc43yI
Kraftwerk 'The Man Machine' Full Analysis
YouTube video by Doctor Mix
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November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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badideas.bsky.social
If Avatar is a 1970s van with Roger Dean style airbrush sci-fi art on its side playing prog rock like Yes or Styx, then Predator: Badlands is a 1970s van with Richard Corben style airbrush sci-fi art blasting War Pigs by Black Sabbath
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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A reminder: if you are ever wondering about music, there are two feeds that pick up bandcamp links with specific genre references:

Metal Bandcamp
bsky.app/profile/did:...

Screamo, Hardcore, Crust
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
MONSTROSITY - Pure mastery. Godly shit. #MetalSky #DeathMetal

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The Passage of Existence, by Monstrosity
12 track album
monstrosityofficial.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
My bag smells garlicy today.

(I have fresh garlic in my backpack for my lunch, you sickos.)
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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davidweiner.bsky.social
My ‘80s Sci-Fi documentary IN SEARCH OF TOMORROW is now playing on Tubi for free — give it a watch, and tell your friends! link.tubi.tv/U3jK1sB88Xb
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
EVIL DEAD TRAP (1988) is free on YT. A Japanese Slasher film that has an overwhelming atmosphere of darkness & dread. Tremendously atmospheric & creepy with some extreme gore. Like a combination of SAW, The French Extreme, Giallos & Slashers. Weak ending but worth the ride.

youtu.be/jdZrfCzu6SM
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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crypticus.bsky.social
I'm very thankful Marenghi has included a map, otherwise I'd be completely lost.

#GarthMarenghi #Darkplace #BookSky #Horror
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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crypticus.bsky.social
Garth... I mean, "Nick" has a terrifying battle of psychic powers with a telekinetic dog. This is one of the scariest books I've ever read.

#GarthMarenghi #Darkplace #BookSky #Horror
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Number of times I've used Chat GPT in the last year: 0.0

Number of AI images I've generated this year: 0.0

Number of times Google AI summary has helped me: 0.0

Apparently, I'm the world's smartest, most capable man. I can do things myself.
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
I'm very thankful Marenghi has included a map, otherwise I'd be completely lost.

#GarthMarenghi #Darkplace #BookSky #Horror
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
Garth... I mean, "Nick" has a terrifying battle of psychic powers with a telekinetic dog. This is one of the scariest books I've ever read.

#GarthMarenghi #Darkplace #BookSky #Horror
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Marenghi has still got it. The man knows how to write masterful Horrors that chill the blood. This book is terrifying me to my core.

#Horror #BookSky #Incarcerat #GarthMarenghi #Darkplace
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
I like that Lilly Allen is dragging her ex on the new album, but threatening to rape the man with a jackhammer...
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
I'm gonna need you all to pull a PLURIBUS so I can enjoy my life. Thanks in advance.
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
...Now they got me re-watching DEEP RED (1975) for about the 10th time & it's still my favorite Argento Giallo. I love the macabre atmosphere, the gore & the score. I was lucky enough to watch GOBLIN score this film live & it was transcendental. #Horror #FilmSky

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November 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Thank you @shudder.com for hosting #TheLastDriveIn Giallo episode then immediately playing Argento's DEEP RED after! #BattleForTheBlackGlove #Shudder #JoeBobBriggs #MutantFam

www.shudder.com/shudder-tv
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Listen, No one can ever top Mario Bava's imagery. SUSPIRIA only comes close. Bava is the master. #TeamBava #BattleForTheBlackGlove #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Original Giallo Titles:
- The Brass Vulture Frowns Only At Noon
- Give the Taylor a Gold Coin
- An Aloof Alpaca Cries Only Once
- The Wrong Child was Spanked!
- Why Did They Argue So Much?
- The Androgynous Whisperer is On the Line

#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #BattleForTheBlackGlove
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
Listen, the *real* answer of who is The King of Giallo is a conversation nobody is ready to have yet... but I'm TEAM BAVA

@shudder.com @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #GialloNight #TeamBava #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
DARIO VS MARIO?! It's a total goddamn bloodbath - THE ANSWER IS MARIO! The Man literally made the first Giallo ever (The Girl Who Knew Too Much)!! Are you kidding me?! Argento popularized & simplified it! #TheLastDriveIn #JoeBobBriggs #Shudder @shudder.com @therealjoebob123.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
I've always loved the spooky artwork in Argento's Gallery of Murder. One of his first great tableau. I'd buy those pieces. #TheLastdriveIn #TheMutantFam #Giallo #Shudder #JoeBobBriggs

www.shudder.com/shudder-tv
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
I've seen Argento's BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE (1970) several times, but it will be fun to watch it with Joe Bob. #TheLastdriveIn #TheMutantFam #Giallo #Shudder

www.shudder.com/shudder-tv
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
crypticus.bsky.social
I love that @shudder.com does the live airing of JOE BOB's LAST DRIVE-IN. It's great tuning in with everyone. #Horror #TheLastDriveIn

www.shudder.com/shudder-tv
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM