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@crypticus.bsky.social
#CRYPTICUS. Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, bass in CROPSY MANIAC & THE GRAVE CONCERN, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT
https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial
https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/
https://linktr.ee/Crypticus
https://www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial
https://crypticus.bandcamp.com/
https://linktr.ee/Crypticus
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@crypticus.bsky.social
· Jul 2
Remember when I did a Quantum Leap to WARN YOU about all this shit back in '21?! I literally just stepped out of the time pod a few minutes ago... but I may have fucked it up... #DeathMetal #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus #TimeTravel #MetalSky #Podcast
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmZu...
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I've become a big fan of HAHA, YOU CLOWNS, which makes me howl with laughter. It's quite difficult to describe the weird appeal of this show.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've become a big fan of HAHA, YOU CLOWNS, which makes me howl with laughter. It's quite difficult to describe the weird appeal of this show.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
STRANGER THINGS:
-"We should argue about our feelings."
-"I disagree! We need to get the FLUX-CAPACITOR first!"
-"Well. we should argue AFTER then!"
-"I DISAGREE!" We should argue about our feelings NOW!"
-"This just shows how selfish you are! I want to argue about arguing!"
-*MONSTER CHASE*
-"We should argue about our feelings."
-"I disagree! We need to get the FLUX-CAPACITOR first!"
-"Well. we should argue AFTER then!"
-"I DISAGREE!" We should argue about our feelings NOW!"
-"This just shows how selfish you are! I want to argue about arguing!"
-*MONSTER CHASE*
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
STRANGER THINGS:
-"We should argue about our feelings."
-"I disagree! We need to get the FLUX-CAPACITOR first!"
-"Well. we should argue AFTER then!"
-"I DISAGREE!" We should argue about our feelings NOW!"
-"This just shows how selfish you are! I want to argue about arguing!"
-*MONSTER CHASE*
-"We should argue about our feelings."
-"I disagree! We need to get the FLUX-CAPACITOR first!"
-"Well. we should argue AFTER then!"
-"I DISAGREE!" We should argue about our feelings NOW!"
-"This just shows how selfish you are! I want to argue about arguing!"
-*MONSTER CHASE*
STRANGER THINGS:
-"I got a plan! We do that one thing from that '80s movie!"
-"WHAT! That will never work"
-"YES IT WILL!" The flux-capacitor destroyed the Death Star or someshit!"
-"WHAT?" That will never work"
-"You're just mad because FEELINGS"
-"WHAT? That will never work"
-"I got a plan! We do that one thing from that '80s movie!"
-"WHAT! That will never work"
-"YES IT WILL!" The flux-capacitor destroyed the Death Star or someshit!"
-"WHAT?" That will never work"
-"You're just mad because FEELINGS"
-"WHAT? That will never work"
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
STRANGER THINGS:
-"I got a plan! We do that one thing from that '80s movie!"
-"WHAT! That will never work"
-"YES IT WILL!" The flux-capacitor destroyed the Death Star or someshit!"
-"WHAT?" That will never work"
-"You're just mad because FEELINGS"
-"WHAT? That will never work"
-"I got a plan! We do that one thing from that '80s movie!"
-"WHAT! That will never work"
-"YES IT WILL!" The flux-capacitor destroyed the Death Star or someshit!"
-"WHAT?" That will never work"
-"You're just mad because FEELINGS"
-"WHAT? That will never work"
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
More fun w/my friend Corn. She forces me to live. #Crypticus
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
More fun w/my friend Corn. She forces me to live. #Crypticus
I love hearing dipshits raised or Reality Television saying AVATAR isn't "good enough for them" because it's "too cheesy." Oh yeah, I forgot about all the shit YOU achieved, dickhead
Cameron made his teenage dreams EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. You couldn't get a flash cartoon finished *if* you tried #Avatar
Cameron made his teenage dreams EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. You couldn't get a flash cartoon finished *if* you tried #Avatar
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I love hearing dipshits raised or Reality Television saying AVATAR isn't "good enough for them" because it's "too cheesy." Oh yeah, I forgot about all the shit YOU achieved, dickhead
Cameron made his teenage dreams EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. You couldn't get a flash cartoon finished *if* you tried #Avatar
Cameron made his teenage dreams EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. You couldn't get a flash cartoon finished *if* you tried #Avatar
I've become a big fan of HAHA, YOU CLOWNS, which makes me howl with laughter. It's quite difficult to describe the weird appeal of this show.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I've become a big fan of HAHA, YOU CLOWNS, which makes me howl with laughter. It's quite difficult to describe the weird appeal of this show.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
The specific niche it lampoons is the behavior of every White Middle-Class American Family who were nice enough to invite me over during a holiday.
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Writing & arranging some very techy & heavy riffs this morning. Working on Brutal Death Metal is as relaxing as working on a puzzle.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Writing & arranging some very techy & heavy riffs this morning. Working on Brutal Death Metal is as relaxing as working on a puzzle.
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FRANK (2014) - I'm in the minority here, but I actively DESPISE Frank & want to see him physically harmed. I hope his giant cranium gets crushed by elephants.
I don't think that was the filmmaker's intent.
Hearing that this is based on an actual person makes me want to stop the world & get off.
I don't think that was the filmmaker's intent.
Hearing that this is based on an actual person makes me want to stop the world & get off.
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
FRANK (2014) - I'm in the minority here, but I actively DESPISE Frank & want to see him physically harmed. I hope his giant cranium gets crushed by elephants.
I don't think that was the filmmaker's intent.
Hearing that this is based on an actual person makes me want to stop the world & get off.
I don't think that was the filmmaker's intent.
Hearing that this is based on an actual person makes me want to stop the world & get off.
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
A werewolf transformation that many a Metalhead goes thru: Becoming Gother
During this time, I finally broke the long hair decade, so as far as I understand, I'm now more of a goth than a headbanger
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A werewolf transformation that many a Metalhead goes thru: Becoming Gother
New photo thread: Thirty Years of Me Blacked-Out Drunk. Enjoy my unhinged mania, Folks. #Crypticus #MetalSky
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
New photo thread: Thirty Years of Me Blacked-Out Drunk. Enjoy my unhinged mania, Folks. #Crypticus #MetalSky
Finally watched THE LIFE OF CHUCK (2025) & it emotionally *annihilated* me. A beautiful film which recreates the emotional experience of reading Stephen King in real-time.
The final lines, as a mantra, utterly destroy me. Thank you, @mikeflanaganfilm.com & @stephenking.bsky.social for this #FilmSky
The final lines, as a mantra, utterly destroy me. Thank you, @mikeflanaganfilm.com & @stephenking.bsky.social for this #FilmSky
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally watched THE LIFE OF CHUCK (2025) & it emotionally *annihilated* me. A beautiful film which recreates the emotional experience of reading Stephen King in real-time.
The final lines, as a mantra, utterly destroy me. Thank you, @mikeflanaganfilm.com & @stephenking.bsky.social for this #FilmSky
The final lines, as a mantra, utterly destroy me. Thank you, @mikeflanaganfilm.com & @stephenking.bsky.social for this #FilmSky
Writing & arranging some very techy & heavy riffs this morning. Working on Brutal Death Metal is as relaxing as working on a puzzle.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Writing & arranging some very techy & heavy riffs this morning. Working on Brutal Death Metal is as relaxing as working on a puzzle.
"CLEVELAND SMITH: BOUNTY HUNTER" (1982) - Wacky short film starring Bruce Campbell w/Sam Raimi as a Nazi. #FilmSky #Horror #Comedy
youtu.be/CVLOYDAHsgU
youtu.be/CVLOYDAHsgU
"Cleveland Smith Bounty Hunter" w/Bruce Campbell by Josh Becker
YouTube video by Spine Chillers Web Series
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"CLEVELAND SMITH: BOUNTY HUNTER" (1982) - Wacky short film starring Bruce Campbell w/Sam Raimi as a Nazi. #FilmSky #Horror #Comedy
youtu.be/CVLOYDAHsgU
youtu.be/CVLOYDAHsgU
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December 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Time to revisit my old friend who does Tai-chi naked by the water. #FilmSky
tubitv.com/movies/40568...
tubitv.com/movies/40568...
Road House (1988)
When renowned bouncer Dalton is brought in to clean up a rough-house bar, his skills are put to the test by local riff-raff and a wealthy businessman.
tubitv.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Time to revisit my old friend who does Tai-chi naked by the water. #FilmSky
tubitv.com/movies/40568...
tubitv.com/movies/40568...
Going back thru my favs of the year. This one is hard AF.
#MetalSky #DeathMetal #Hardcore
murderoflife.bandcamp.com/album/emptin...
#MetalSky #DeathMetal #Hardcore
murderoflife.bandcamp.com/album/emptin...
Emptiness of Oblivion, by Murder Of Life
6 track album
murderoflife.bandcamp.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Going back thru my favs of the year. This one is hard AF.
#MetalSky #DeathMetal #Hardcore
murderoflife.bandcamp.com/album/emptin...
#MetalSky #DeathMetal #Hardcore
murderoflife.bandcamp.com/album/emptin...
When I was a little kid I saw DIE HARD in the theater on opening week. I watched it two times in a row.
Most of you saw it on cable TV or rented it - so *only I* am allowed to decide its Holiday movie status:
It's not a Christmas movie.
Most of you saw it on cable TV or rented it - so *only I* am allowed to decide its Holiday movie status:
It's not a Christmas movie.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When I was a little kid I saw DIE HARD in the theater on opening week. I watched it two times in a row.
Most of you saw it on cable TV or rented it - so *only I* am allowed to decide its Holiday movie status:
It's not a Christmas movie.
Most of you saw it on cable TV or rented it - so *only I* am allowed to decide its Holiday movie status:
It's not a Christmas movie.
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Thread of pics from 2025. This year lasted ten years & I did lots of crazy shit w/crazy peoples. I am thankful. #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thread of pics from 2025. This year lasted ten years & I did lots of crazy shit w/crazy peoples. I am thankful. #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky
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Great day for a bike ride. #Denver #Crypticus
June 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great day for a bike ride. #Denver #Crypticus
As someone who's dated Crazy Goth Girls I admit I've been utterly VARANG-PILLED. Bitch totally got BPD & it's working for me.
Having said that, this entry is sloppy, overlong & should've been folded into the last movie. Still: Literally the most impressive film ever made. #FIlmSky #Avatar #Varang
Having said that, this entry is sloppy, overlong & should've been folded into the last movie. Still: Literally the most impressive film ever made. #FIlmSky #Avatar #Varang
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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My Best Darkwave of 2025, top 50 albums!
#1: HAUNT ME
#2: GHOSTWAVE
#3: VIOFLESH
#4: JOCHEN K & JOHNNY W
#5: GLARE
Best Surprising Live Show: MASS MINOR
Top 10: DLINA VOLNY
Top 10: FEVR
Top 10: FLASHBACKS
Top 10: GHOST ENCLAVE
Top 10: PUSTO
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#1: HAUNT ME
#2: GHOSTWAVE
#3: VIOFLESH
#4: JOCHEN K & JOHNNY W
#5: GLARE
Best Surprising Live Show: MASS MINOR
Top 10: DLINA VOLNY
Top 10: FEVR
Top 10: FLASHBACKS
Top 10: GHOST ENCLAVE
Top 10: PUSTO
reject.libsyn.com/she-likes-it...
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My Best Darkwave of 2025, top 50 albums!
#1: HAUNT ME
#2: GHOSTWAVE
#3: VIOFLESH
#4: JOCHEN K & JOHNNY W
#5: GLARE
Best Surprising Live Show: MASS MINOR
Top 10: DLINA VOLNY
Top 10: FEVR
Top 10: FLASHBACKS
Top 10: GHOST ENCLAVE
Top 10: PUSTO
reject.libsyn.com/she-likes-it...
#1: HAUNT ME
#2: GHOSTWAVE
#3: VIOFLESH
#4: JOCHEN K & JOHNNY W
#5: GLARE
Best Surprising Live Show: MASS MINOR
Top 10: DLINA VOLNY
Top 10: FEVR
Top 10: FLASHBACKS
Top 10: GHOST ENCLAVE
Top 10: PUSTO
reject.libsyn.com/she-likes-it...