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Comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, which is fun.
Links: https://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
The human who makes the comics is Andrew (he/they) BTW
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im not legally allowed to post my actual thoughts on the government
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@firefox.com Firefox once again re-enabled this stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it. Stop shitting up the last decent browser goddamnit
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Re-potting a plant is a really intimate act. Maybe that's why the prospect stressed me out so much when I was a beginner
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I can't commit to sweaters. Too much hassle to be getting on and off multiple times a day. There has to be a better way!

(It's shawls)
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
moleman apologia
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
been getting a lot of opportunities to meaningfully write the word 'turgid' lately and it has been great for morale
August 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Looking through my photos on my iPad, I saw some of my reply comics to @crustaceansingles.com. Some of these stand alone and I don’t even remember what they went to!
August 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I should be allowed to put a spoon in the microwave a little bit
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
wire girlfriend vs cloth girlfriend
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi:
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
July 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
July 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There are just so many different Kinds of Guy. If only there were taxonomic works to consult
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
getting dizzy is drugs for children
June 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Listen here, dipshit—may I call you dipshit?—
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Same, bee. #bloomscrolling
May 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Sorry. Had to.
May 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Air? Never breathe the stuff.
Plants fuck in it.
May 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Keep talking with you-chother," said the four-year-old. The Child is too ungovernable to submit to further elicitation on the point, but I do believe that's a second-person plural reciprocal pronoun, which is neat.
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When all you have is two hammers, one of them starts to look like a nail.
May 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I do not feel very hopeful
but I must have somehow some kind of hope,
because I keep buying seeds.
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To be immediately good at everything one tries is, of course, toxic to the human soul. But as an occasional treat, it is fantastic for morale
April 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No plan survives contact with me thinking about it just a little more
April 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Trying to figure out how to up my income, since not having much money seems increasingly unpopular
March 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM