CrustaceanSingles
@crustaceansingles.com
Comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, which is fun.
Links: https://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
The human who makes the comics is Andrew (he/they) BTW
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, which is fun.
Links: https://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
The human who makes the comics is Andrew (he/they) BTW
hello fellow tetrapods
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
hello fellow tetrapods
No Minds, No Matters
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 AM
No Minds, No Matters
*professor duncanishly* For Midterms!
bear the FUCK down
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
*professor duncanishly* For Midterms!
Every time I remember it I take a tiny bit more psychic damage from it
January 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Every time I remember it I take a tiny bit more psychic damage from it
The Child, age four, has designed a biblically accurate pizza
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Child, age four, has designed a biblically accurate pizza
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
In which Grambo encounters a kind of line
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In which Grambo encounters a kind of line
Working on a "statement on AI use" for a report on experimental cactus grafting. Any suggestions for improvement?
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Working on a "statement on AI use" for a report on experimental cactus grafting. Any suggestions for improvement?
Reposted by CrustaceanSingles
Experiments and flaws abound. Also, pedantic taxonomy is definitely still in "probably was a @crustaceansingles.com comic" territory.
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Experiments and flaws abound. Also, pedantic taxonomy is definitely still in "probably was a @crustaceansingles.com comic" territory.
Reposted by CrustaceanSingles
@crustaceansingles.com How do you even start one of these?
Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...
Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...
December 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@crustaceansingles.com How do you even start one of these?
Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...
Also, it's TOTALLY different and original because my guys aren't stick figures, right? COMPLETELY different thing. Even if this joke is so much like one of yours you may actually have done the exact same one before...
having a Spiritual Experience learning about flow cytometry and getting to this hermetic diagram
PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me. I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year.
*in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC
PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me. I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year.
*in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
having a Spiritual Experience learning about flow cytometry and getting to this hermetic diagram
PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me. I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year.
*in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC
PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me. I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year.
*in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC
The Child, age 4, has a powerful urge to decorate for any holiday. We are making increasingly tiny christmas trees. This one is for Mouse Christmas. Where will it end
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Child, age 4, has a powerful urge to decorate for any holiday. We are making increasingly tiny christmas trees. This one is for Mouse Christmas. Where will it end
The Four-Year-Old has begun to insist most vocally upon the importance of zero-indexing
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Four-Year-Old has begun to insist most vocally upon the importance of zero-indexing
Reposted by CrustaceanSingles
im not legally allowed to post my actual thoughts on the government
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
im not legally allowed to post my actual thoughts on the government
@firefox.com Firefox once again re-enabled this stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it. Stop shitting up the last decent browser goddamnit
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@firefox.com Firefox once again re-enabled this stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it. Stop shitting up the last decent browser goddamnit
Re-potting a plant is a really intimate act. Maybe that's why the prospect stressed me out so much when I was a beginner
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Re-potting a plant is a really intimate act. Maybe that's why the prospect stressed me out so much when I was a beginner
I can't commit to sweaters. Too much hassle to be getting on and off multiple times a day. There has to be a better way!
(It's shawls)
(It's shawls)
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I can't commit to sweaters. Too much hassle to be getting on and off multiple times a day. There has to be a better way!
(It's shawls)
(It's shawls)
Incredible things are happening on Tumblr
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juggling lab on Tumblr
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September 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Incredible things are happening on Tumblr
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www.tumblr.com/tagged/juggl...
moleman apologia
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
moleman apologia
been getting a lot of opportunities to meaningfully write the word 'turgid' lately and it has been great for morale
August 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
been getting a lot of opportunities to meaningfully write the word 'turgid' lately and it has been great for morale
Reposted by CrustaceanSingles
Looking through my photos on my iPad, I saw some of my reply comics to @crustaceansingles.com. Some of these stand alone and I don’t even remember what they went to!
August 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Looking through my photos on my iPad, I saw some of my reply comics to @crustaceansingles.com. Some of these stand alone and I don’t even remember what they went to!
I should be allowed to put a spoon in the microwave a little bit
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I should be allowed to put a spoon in the microwave a little bit
wire girlfriend vs cloth girlfriend
August 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
wire girlfriend vs cloth girlfriend
I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi:
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
July 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi:
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
A sign of life: ko-fi.com/Post/A-sign-...
July 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A sign of life: ko-fi.com/Post/A-sign-...