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Comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, which is fun.
Links: https://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
The human who makes the comics is Andrew (he/they) BTW
Please accept this cube of cubes as a token of my appreciation
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@firefox.com Firefox once again re-enabled this stupid-ass RAM-hogging bullshit "use AI to suggest tabs and a name for tab groups" setting even though I keep disabling it. Stop shitting up the last decent browser goddamnit
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the shawlpilled cozymaxxer
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi:
ko-fi.com/post/Dear-re...
July 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
July 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Same, bee. #bloomscrolling
May 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don't like this one very much. People said they wanted to see the ones I didn't like, so here it is. All told, with constant interruptions and the weaknesses of the fleshy vehicle, it took me at least an hour, which hardly feels worth it.
April 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm practicing divination by bread-baking & I regret to inform you that we are all thoroughly fucked
#wizardposting
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A delightful little tome from the wizard's library
#wizardposting
February 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Which was in response to the following
(#demonposting)
February 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
February 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wizard hat! #wizardposting
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"You say that about everything, Hoarder Wizard."
#WIZARDPOSTING
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is the first time in weeks I've felt like some semblance of myself. And, thanks to this unexpected respite, I have emerged from the underworld bearing juice. The juice is for you, my friends. Thank you for being here.
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Feeling stuck.
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I haven't forgotten about you, dear readers, and I haven't given up on making comics. As you surely know if you've read more than a handful of my posts, I am permanently Going Through Some Stuff.
December 31, 2024 at 8:28 PM
You gotta try it, dude. Changed my LIFE
December 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
amirite folks
December 1, 2024 at 9:07 PM
This was about a week ago. I am so proud of these little fellas. The seed packets all came from the SLCPL seed library and were all at least four years old, so the germination rate was much better than expected.
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
still, very peaceful
November 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
sup
November 26, 2024 at 4:43 PM
this is what I have been becoming all along
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
This one was only meant to be grafting practice (self-grafting, specifically) but now am calling it Étude in Austrocylindropuntia subulata 003: "Zigged when I shoulda zagged" because I am a real sucker for long titles. Still needs suitable potting and possibly a companion plant; open to suggestions.
November 15, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I do not claim it will get better—though for all I know, it might—only that there are good reasons to remain. / This is not a sentiment original to me and has quite likely been said before, but it's what's on my mind so here it is in comics form.
November 7, 2024 at 2:57 AM