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Heather. (They/them)
idk how to talk to someone born post Spice Girls. God's dumbest bisexual. Wrestling sicko, Taco Bell enthusiast, Tokyo Drift proselytizer, F1 and Indycar enjoyer.

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Pacific Rim is the story about letting someone see every bit of your brain, climbing into a giant robot which is powered by the love you and your partner share. And you save earth from aliens.
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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One of my favorite pieces I’ve done in awhile. I’m so hyped for the inevitable. #aew #wrestling #art
Illustration of wrestlers Kazuchika Okada and Konosuke Takeshita
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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hey, seattle, here's a bookstore to avoid

(as nicole says, don't harass them! but I would add: also don't give them your money)
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The list for my wood chipper gets longer by the hour.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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“average gamedev makes $142,000 a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average gamedev makes $0 per year. Executives Georg, who lives in cave & makes over $10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nothing matters. I'll probably buy the Twilight Crocs.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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New Mexico is the first state in the country to implement universal free childcare, and the program will save families an estimated $12,800 a year.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I wrote a Patreon post yesterday about how publishing is how treating romance novels as an accessory for influencers and god I hate being right. Also it’s telling that there’s a whole thread in the comments saying how mid the books are.
I’ll say this much: This reads exactly like what it is: people who discovered romance five years ago and decided they had all kinds of amazing new ideas to “fix” it. Connections between books? That feel kind of cozy to the reader? How did no one ever think of that?? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/b...
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In the Name of Venus
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My salon moved a lot closer to me. This is their new space. It is important to note I was sitting on an avocado green vinyl couch when I took this photo. There's a bunch of house plants too.

(It was just a bang trim)
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
LADS really biffed it with the games for the current banner. They've felt like a chore.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Send Every Billionaire To The North Pole On A Wooden Ship
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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how to move to mars after earth election
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Today in "you couldn't waterboard this kind of thing out of me":
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Queer wrestling fans will see Skye Blue wrecked in the Blood and Guts match and say: she looks like Charlie XCX for the Crash album and/or the music video for Von Dutch!!

youtu.be/cwZ1L_0QLjw
Charli xcx - Von dutch (official video)
YouTube video by Charli xcx
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM