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heather 🌮🔔
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Heather. (They/them)
idk how to talk to someone born post Spice Girls. God's dumbest bisexual. Wrestling sicko, Taco Bell enthusiast, Tokyo Drift proselytizer, F1 and Indycar enjoyer.

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My salon moved a lot closer to me. This is their new space. It is important to note I was sitting on an avocado green vinyl couch when I took this photo. There's a bunch of house plants too.

(It was just a bang trim)
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My recent victories
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Every time I get an email notice that I've been paid out on a class action lawsuit, I think about the random men online who have told me they're a waste of time or a scam. And then I think about what treats I'll buy myself with the money.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Lenore is spending the evening dissociating.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It rained today so I got to wear my new, extremely loud jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Whenever I order from my favorite place online, I write in the notes section: thank you sandwich angels!!!!!

Sometimes they will write me a note back. This was today.
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Submitting claims in class action lawsuits is my passion.
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy birthday to all black cats! Lenore enjoys watching Make Some Noise, bleating like a baby goat when it's time for dinner, staring into the abyss, and occasionally eliminating bugs for me. She no longer tries to chew on charging cables.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Lenore is watching the race as well.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Lenore has learned the sound of when I connect YouTube to the television. She then waits for me to turn on the live cam of otters at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Going to Garbage bye
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Earlier today, when I was working, Lenore was watching F1 practice. She'll just hop up on my back or shoulder and then settle on the arm rest.

She supports Oscar Piastri by proxy with her candy corn collar to represent papaya orange (not visible here).
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is the best editor's note:
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thank you, Janet!
October 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The two genders.

The paperback aisle at Target edition.
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Still learning to style the new cut without a professional just doing it for me.
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Important news: I bought Lenore a Halloween bow collar, which she loves because she knows it enhances her natural beauty.

(She's watching Taskmaster)
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jake and Elwood drove the nazis off a bridge 🖤
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My stylist finally posted when she cut my hair two ish weeks ago. Look at how cool it is and wow I'm so good at dyeing my hair!

Anyway I bleached it yesterday to reset for whatever the next color journey is.
September 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There was a random guy on here who told me the Facebook class action lawsuit was a scam. He then blocked me when I called him a clown. Anyway, I'm gonna enjoy my $34.08! Suck it, my dude.
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How it started, how it went, how it ended.
@jpwarhorse.bsky.social vs. Alan Angels.
@relentlesspnw.bsky.social
Do We Have Heat?
Players and Spectator's.
09.20.25.
Spokane Valley, WA.
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Lenore is an iPad Baby who craves her screen time. And I was so happy for Carlos!!! It made up for whatever Piastri did.
September 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Still the heavy makeup heartthrob.
September 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM