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Kyphosis
Dillon Brooks always looks like he’s drunk and looking for a fight
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Irwin Von Throbbladder
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Anyone know where I could buy some NFTs?
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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TRUMP: I think that's a nasty question, and I think you're a bad reporter. Next. You. With the mullet.
WHITE HOUSE REPORTER KENNY POWERS: Well I think I've had diarrhea dumps that smelled less than you, you wispy headed blond old bitch. Where you get your hair from, a cobwebs bargain bin?
TRUMP: 💔🩺📉
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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awoo 9
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So what do we think of the new Reba show?
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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How long can a world go on with no new word from God?
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We need a punk rock revival
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Elrond purports that Bacos on every salad is his secret to longevity
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You know you’re not in high Binance when you’re considering second hand underpants
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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That's one thing of which they're dang sure
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
(while crying) Randy Travis Tritt Halftime Show
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Coffee shouldn’t be legal
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gimme more mitochondria
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Watching Naked Gun. Icing my balls with an IPA.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Trodding the sod of the visible with no new word from God
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A boner created by AI
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Someone get a powdered wig on this guy ASAP
October 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My dog has terrible breath but simultaneously kicks so much ass
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I consider the big toe the “King” of the toes
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Balki from Perfect Strangers
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Another day at the tambourine shaking factory
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM