chris
@crmullins.bsky.social
HOWS MY FAVORITE WEBSITE??
December 21, 2023 at 6:28 AM
HOWS MY FAVORITE WEBSITE??
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I had the twitter handle @GrimesPleaseCallMe for fifteen years and twitter just... Took it from me without warning.
August 5, 2023 at 4:28 AM
I had the twitter handle @GrimesPleaseCallMe for fifteen years and twitter just... Took it from me without warning.
how’s my favorite website??
July 22, 2023 at 2:46 AM
how’s my favorite website??
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friend: why are you crying?
me: I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing
grandma: *slinging a football at my head* just catch it, nerd
me: I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing
grandma: *slinging a football at my head* just catch it, nerd
July 11, 2023 at 6:38 PM
friend: why are you crying?
me: I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing
grandma: *slinging a football at my head* just catch it, nerd
me: I'm having trouble dealing with my grandma's passing
grandma: *slinging a football at my head* just catch it, nerd
twitter is still talking about how girls don’t like you if you use an android phone. I like this app better because you’re all way more unhinged but also somehow more reasonable.
can’t imagine that discourse happening here
can’t imagine that discourse happening here
July 9, 2023 at 6:06 AM
twitter is still talking about how girls don’t like you if you use an android phone. I like this app better because you’re all way more unhinged but also somehow more reasonable.
can’t imagine that discourse happening here
can’t imagine that discourse happening here
they don’t want you to know you can just run a half marathon. you don’t have to train for it just do it.
it’s stupid as fuck and you’ll be crazy sore but it’s legal
can’t feel my ankles
it’s stupid as fuck and you’ll be crazy sore but it’s legal
can’t feel my ankles
July 9, 2023 at 3:46 AM
they don’t want you to know you can just run a half marathon. you don’t have to train for it just do it.
it’s stupid as fuck and you’ll be crazy sore but it’s legal
can’t feel my ankles
it’s stupid as fuck and you’ll be crazy sore but it’s legal
can’t feel my ankles
it’s the only one available..
July 7, 2023 at 7:40 AM
it’s the only one available..
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THREAD:
A Terry Pratchett book signing was going pretty much as usual when a man in full wizard regalia asked, "You write about magic with such clarity and honesty, you really seem to have a deep personal understanding. I've always wondered, are you a practitioner yourself?"
A Terry Pratchett book signing was going pretty much as usual when a man in full wizard regalia asked, "You write about magic with such clarity and honesty, you really seem to have a deep personal understanding. I've always wondered, are you a practitioner yourself?"
July 7, 2023 at 12:12 AM
THREAD:
A Terry Pratchett book signing was going pretty much as usual when a man in full wizard regalia asked, "You write about magic with such clarity and honesty, you really seem to have a deep personal understanding. I've always wondered, are you a practitioner yourself?"
A Terry Pratchett book signing was going pretty much as usual when a man in full wizard regalia asked, "You write about magic with such clarity and honesty, you really seem to have a deep personal understanding. I've always wondered, are you a practitioner yourself?"
I SAID whoever hit my house with that bottle rocket, your moms a hoe
July 5, 2023 at 4:43 AM
I SAID whoever hit my house with that bottle rocket, your moms a hoe
Feels like just yesterday you were considered a wise battle-hardened operator for choosing a well-tested and boring (if dated) web stack.
But today if you’re not using the newest AI autocomplete gadget that shells out to microsoft you’re ngmi
But today if you’re not using the newest AI autocomplete gadget that shells out to microsoft you’re ngmi
July 5, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Feels like just yesterday you were considered a wise battle-hardened operator for choosing a well-tested and boring (if dated) web stack.
But today if you’re not using the newest AI autocomplete gadget that shells out to microsoft you’re ngmi
But today if you’re not using the newest AI autocomplete gadget that shells out to microsoft you’re ngmi
Can’t put my finger on exactly what it is about the software/developer discourse on twitter that bothers me so much but I am glad it’s not here yet
July 5, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Can’t put my finger on exactly what it is about the software/developer discourse on twitter that bothers me so much but I am glad it’s not here yet
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once you find Woodstock you can share
July 4, 2023 at 6:20 AM
once you find Woodstock you can share
calling it now, Thread flops hard. the thing is that Zuck has a huge head start (all the users and mature social media strategy) but being associated with Instagram won’t work. People who want instagram already have it, and that’s different from what people want in twitter.
July 4, 2023 at 5:39 AM
calling it now, Thread flops hard. the thing is that Zuck has a huge head start (all the users and mature social media strategy) but being associated with Instagram won’t work. People who want instagram already have it, and that’s different from what people want in twitter.
gonna make a startup that just dangles billionaires over the city with a crane 🏗️
July 4, 2023 at 12:11 AM
gonna make a startup that just dangles billionaires over the city with a crane 🏗️
U can have nachos for lunch. It’s legal and I’m doing it right now
July 3, 2023 at 11:48 PM
U can have nachos for lunch. It’s legal and I’m doing it right now
In honor of weightlifting national championships, here’s me split-jerking a weight you might see as an opener in the women’s U12 division
July 3, 2023 at 11:34 PM
In honor of weightlifting national championships, here’s me split-jerking a weight you might see as an opener in the women’s U12 division
they’re rate-limiting ur ass on X, The Everything App
July 3, 2023 at 6:58 PM
they’re rate-limiting ur ass on X, The Everything App
anyone got any good triscuit flavors for someone just getting into it? I’ve tried most of the intro flavors like original and hint of sea salt but wanna be thorough before moving on to some of the more intermediate varieties
July 3, 2023 at 5:32 AM
anyone got any good triscuit flavors for someone just getting into it? I’ve tried most of the intro flavors like original and hint of sea salt but wanna be thorough before moving on to some of the more intermediate varieties
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WHAT IS THIS CLAW MACHINE YOU SPEAK OF, THE LAST BIT OF SAND IN KISSINGER'S HOURGLASS HAS BEEN STUCK FOR SOME TIME
July 3, 2023 at 4:20 AM
WHAT IS THIS CLAW MACHINE YOU SPEAK OF, THE LAST BIT OF SAND IN KISSINGER'S HOURGLASS HAS BEEN STUCK FOR SOME TIME
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Rincewind is the only coder left at Twitter and he doesn't know how to code
July 3, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Rincewind is the only coder left at Twitter and he doesn't know how to code
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Summoning Morgan Stanley
July 2, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Summoning Morgan Stanley
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ME (2011): oh yea, join Twitter just so I can see what some asshole ate for lunch? No thanks
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
June 6, 2023 at 5:09 PM
ME (2011): oh yea, join Twitter just so I can see what some asshole ate for lunch? No thanks
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”
ME (2023): the only good thing left on Twitter is a DM group called Lunch Chat where we post our lunch & people respond “good lunch”