cristy-with-no-h.bsky.social
@cristy-with-no-h.bsky.social
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Son: Are we better off now?

Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.

Son: What's that?

Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Notice how they’re not even feigning trickle down bullshit this time around?
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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That part. #misogyny
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I've been screaming this for years.
February 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Now more than ever
If I somehow die in a cyber truck crash please drag my body as far away as possible so nobody thinks I was driving it.
February 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Who did it better?
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I would prefer a quiet coup in which everyone bows down to their librarian overlords and all gladly learn how to be information literate.
February 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Now I understand how Pride Rock became a barren wasteland so fast when Scar took over
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I can only assume that everyone in the Trump administration and the voters supporting him must have watched every movie and heard every story and said to themselves “that villain seems cool”
How does one miss the point of the last 2000 years?
February 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.
February 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I don’t fucking think so.
January 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
January 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM