Crispy the Camper 🇺🇦🫘
@crispycamper.bsky.social
Resister. Not a sucker or loser. Shredded cheese expert. Dog mind-reader (it's not that interesting). Computer whisperer.
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
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I am Antifa.
October 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am Antifa.
I was going 80 mph and I saw a cop, so I reduced my speed by 654%. I think it caused a rift in the space-time continuum, cuz I'm back home and it's last weekend again!
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was going 80 mph and I saw a cop, so I reduced my speed by 654%. I think it caused a rift in the space-time continuum, cuz I'm back home and it's last weekend again!
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A movement that will echo through the ages.
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A movement that will echo through the ages.
I regret allowing my son to get circumcised. He was unable to walk for nearly a year afterwards.
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I regret allowing my son to get circumcised. He was unable to walk for nearly a year afterwards.
Whoa! FDR's or Churchill's girlfriend has been arrested?!?! Seems harsh for someone that old.
October 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Whoa! FDR's or Churchill's girlfriend has been arrested?!?! Seems harsh for someone that old.
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If Congress shuts down, how will we know?
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If Congress shuts down, how will we know?
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Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
I don't want to brag, but I've survived 7 apocalypses in my lifetime. 🙌
September 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't want to brag, but I've survived 7 apocalypses in my lifetime. 🙌
That time I joined Antifa.
September 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
That time I joined Antifa.
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September 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Shut your trap!
Disney’s Message To Employees: Shut Your Trap
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Shut your trap!
It must be bad if Republicans are willing to protect Clinton.
September 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It must be bad if Republicans are willing to protect Clinton.
Adopted this old girl last year. She made me take her in the stroller around the neighborhood today. Couldn't resist.
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Adopted this old girl last year. She made me take her in the stroller around the neighborhood today. Couldn't resist.
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Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."
August 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."
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Crypto is Amway for dudes.
August 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Crypto is Amway for dudes.
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For those keeping track. Trump put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center, then invited himself to host the awards, then told himself he was President and "do I have time?" but humbly accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.
August 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
For those keeping track. Trump put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center, then invited himself to host the awards, then told himself he was President and "do I have time?" but humbly accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.
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Tomorrow the guy who told us he couldn't deploy DC National Guard on Jan 6 is gonna deploy the DC National Guard and no one in the media will ask him about the previous lie.
Not one of them.
Not one of them.
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Tomorrow the guy who told us he couldn't deploy DC National Guard on Jan 6 is gonna deploy the DC National Guard and no one in the media will ask him about the previous lie.
Not one of them.
Not one of them.
To the 77m who have been disowned for being against pedos raping children, I'm so sorry. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
To the 77m who have been disowned for being against pedos raping children, I'm so sorry. Thank you for your attention to this matter.