Crispybois
@crispybois.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✊🏾 Hokage of the Black Liberation Village
Deep Fried Peoplemeat: Golden brown. Seasoned. And bad for your heart.
They/xe, geriatric millennial
Deep Fried Peoplemeat: Golden brown. Seasoned. And bad for your heart.
They/xe, geriatric millennial
Pinned
I want to charge $25 per voicemail for wasting my time. My friends will text me and my mailbox is just spam callers.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I want to charge $25 per voicemail for wasting my time. My friends will text me and my mailbox is just spam callers.
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In one year Uber had over 2,700 Assault Reports, Lyft over 2,600 #BelieveWomen 🤷🏽♀️
The men are mad women can request non male drivers. Says it limits the $$ they can make.
www.forbes.com/sites/janice...
www.forbes.com/sites/janice...
Male Drivers Sue Uber and Lyft Over Gender Bias Features
Male Uber and Lyft drivers claim gender discrimination over features letting riders request non-male drivers. Here’s what the lawsuits mean for drivers and riders.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In one year Uber had over 2,700 Assault Reports, Lyft over 2,600 #BelieveWomen 🤷🏽♀️
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Gotta stop asking who 🐱 it is… just enjoy your visitation
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Gotta stop asking who 🐱 it is… just enjoy your visitation
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I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I know we are rightfully laughing at the idea of those white men tryna overthrow Haiti. They stood NO chance.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
But the plan. The amount of planning. The extensive planning. The recruitment. Pls don’t overlook that.
I was invited to speak at a #TransgenderDayofRemembrance event today. I shared the life saving medication and surgeries I received as a teen and lamented the surge in deaths among our youth who are receiving medical neglect instead of care.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I was invited to speak at a #TransgenderDayofRemembrance event today. I shared the life saving medication and surgeries I received as a teen and lamented the surge in deaths among our youth who are receiving medical neglect instead of care.
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I had a toad of a man tell me men don't need to care about how they look as much because "women aren't visual" and will date them anyway. Ni66a what?
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I had a toad of a man tell me men don't need to care about how they look as much because "women aren't visual" and will date them anyway. Ni66a what?
Prince
Luther Vandross
Maxwell
DeBarge
KWAYE
The Temptations
The Whispers
Luther Vandross
Maxwell
DeBarge
KWAYE
The Temptations
The Whispers
11. Who are your favorite male singers of all time?
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Prince
Luther Vandross
Maxwell
DeBarge
KWAYE
The Temptations
The Whispers
Luther Vandross
Maxwell
DeBarge
KWAYE
The Temptations
The Whispers
Per Forbes, Larry Summers will receive “a disappointed look” as he faces no accountability for harming children.
Ex-Treasury Secretary Will Step Away From Some Commitments After Epstein Emails
Ex-Treasury Secretary Will Step Away From Some Commitments After Epstein Emails
Summers, who served as the Secretary of the Treasury under Bill Clinton, has come under fire for his relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Per Forbes, Larry Summers will receive “a disappointed look” as he faces no accountability for harming children.
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I can’t get over how unnecessary all of our most pressing dystopian horrors are.
Who elected to give all the wealth that coulda solved climate or hunger to the consent ignoring machine that only surveils you, robs you or sexually exploits you but also poisons the environment & drinks all the water?
Who elected to give all the wealth that coulda solved climate or hunger to the consent ignoring machine that only surveils you, robs you or sexually exploits you but also poisons the environment & drinks all the water?
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I can’t get over how unnecessary all of our most pressing dystopian horrors are.
Who elected to give all the wealth that coulda solved climate or hunger to the consent ignoring machine that only surveils you, robs you or sexually exploits you but also poisons the environment & drinks all the water?
Who elected to give all the wealth that coulda solved climate or hunger to the consent ignoring machine that only surveils you, robs you or sexually exploits you but also poisons the environment & drinks all the water?
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Happy 73rd Birthday to one of my favorite British-American actors, the phenomenally talented Delroy Lindo 🎉🥳🎂
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy 73rd Birthday to one of my favorite British-American actors, the phenomenally talented Delroy Lindo 🎉🥳🎂
Today’s goals:
1. T shot
2. Backing up my phone storage to a flash drive so I can
3. unsubscribe to the cloud storage subscription
1. T shot
2. Backing up my phone storage to a flash drive so I can
3. unsubscribe to the cloud storage subscription
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today’s goals:
1. T shot
2. Backing up my phone storage to a flash drive so I can
3. unsubscribe to the cloud storage subscription
1. T shot
2. Backing up my phone storage to a flash drive so I can
3. unsubscribe to the cloud storage subscription
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enter 2026 with momentum, not regret
start building these 5 habits now:
1. walk 30m every day
2. prioritize protein with every meal
3. lift 3x/week
4. go to bed same time most nights
5. no phone in the bedroom at night
small wins now = a different life in january
start building these 5 habits now:
1. walk 30m every day
2. prioritize protein with every meal
3. lift 3x/week
4. go to bed same time most nights
5. no phone in the bedroom at night
small wins now = a different life in january
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
enter 2026 with momentum, not regret
start building these 5 habits now:
1. walk 30m every day
2. prioritize protein with every meal
3. lift 3x/week
4. go to bed same time most nights
5. no phone in the bedroom at night
small wins now = a different life in january
start building these 5 habits now:
1. walk 30m every day
2. prioritize protein with every meal
3. lift 3x/week
4. go to bed same time most nights
5. no phone in the bedroom at night
small wins now = a different life in january
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A man’s “hear me out”: Queen Latifah.
A woman’s “hear me out”: Mufasa from Lion King.
A woman’s “hear me out”: Mufasa from Lion King.
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A man’s “hear me out”: Queen Latifah.
A woman’s “hear me out”: Mufasa from Lion King.
A woman’s “hear me out”: Mufasa from Lion King.
I thought it was “Go go Jason Waterfalls” (like Inspector Gadget)
But I was also 7 years old
But I was also 7 years old
I remember when some Jack ass on Tumblr (maybe Twitter) thought TLC was saying
“Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”
“Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I thought it was “Go go Jason Waterfalls” (like Inspector Gadget)
But I was also 7 years old
But I was also 7 years old
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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Doctors in China have used lab-grown insulin-producing cells to treat a woman with type 1 diabetes. The cells were made from her own tissue. A year after the transplant, her blood sugar remains normal without medication. buff.ly/1EpCowD
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Transplantation of chemically induced pluripotent stem-cell-derived islets under abdominal anterior rectus sheath in a type 1 diabetes patient
Chemically induced stem-cell-derived islets were transplanted beneath the abdominal anterior rectus sheath in one patient with type 1 diabetes, resulting in tolerable safety and promising restoration…
buff.ly
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doctors in China have used lab-grown insulin-producing cells to treat a woman with type 1 diabetes. The cells were made from her own tissue. A year after the transplant, her blood sugar remains normal without medication. buff.ly/1EpCowD
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
No nipples, 12 fuzzy black balls, and double piercings in one set of lips
Question 15:
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No nipples, 12 fuzzy black balls, and double piercings in one set of lips
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Me, every 2-5 business days:
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me, every 2-5 business days:
I need this
Maxwell’s Fortunate started playing when I popped the lid
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I need this
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No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that
That's ancient history, been there, done that
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that
That's ancient history, been there, done that
Me and yes, I still fuck with me
In honor of these Bluesky anniversaries, who was the first person you engaged with and are they still around?
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me and yes, I still fuck with me
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Does your booty jiggle enough for you to act that way 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Does your booty jiggle enough for you to act that way 🤔
Snowed in, sleepover, winter break/
Cocktails an miniature mistakes/
Lights out were covered in each other’s warm embrace
Hooray for the madness
We are better by design
Let’s hope we never have to
Say goodbye, say goodbye
Cocktails an miniature mistakes/
Lights out were covered in each other’s warm embrace
Hooray for the madness
We are better by design
Let’s hope we never have to
Say goodbye, say goodbye
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Snowed in, sleepover, winter break/
Cocktails an miniature mistakes/
Lights out were covered in each other’s warm embrace
Hooray for the madness
We are better by design
Let’s hope we never have to
Say goodbye, say goodbye
Cocktails an miniature mistakes/
Lights out were covered in each other’s warm embrace
Hooray for the madness
We are better by design
Let’s hope we never have to
Say goodbye, say goodbye