crispybean.bsky.social
crispybean.bsky.social
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the driest person you've ever met (speaking strictly of moisture) | free palestine
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the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos

the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
September 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.

www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
oh okay mgk vampire diaries is BAD
July 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this ad is so irritating to me every time I see it because that's CLEARLY hesitant alien solo career gerard way and therefore NOT my chemical romance how hard is it to do BASIC RESEARCH-[i am asked to leave the venue]
July 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Mamdani is not entitled to the riches of my emersonian mind, by Cesar Catilina for the New York Times
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bulletproof by La Roux takes me from 0 to 1000 rage in like half a measure
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
thinking about her (mickey 17)
March 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Spent ages tonight doing a long exposure on this vase of lilies in the moonlight, this one took 4 minutes
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'll be doing this
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
GRACIE ABRAMS??????
why is the love is blind music licensing budget so big this season
February 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
why is the love is blind music licensing budget so big this season
February 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"One of the challenges that a lot of people have is they don't feel that they can speak up, because it's going to cost them personally. So I think it's all the more important for people who can bear that cost to do so."

huge win for the lawyerx community
Meta's top lawyer on AI will no longer be defending the company due to Zuckerberg's decent into "neo-Nazi madness."

"Mark Zuckerberg is, of course, free to do whatever he wants to do," Mark Lemley says, "but I decided that that wasn't something I wanted to be associated with."

Exclusive w/ WIRED:
‘Neo-Nazi Madness’: Meta’s Top AI Lawyer on Why He Fired the Company
In an exclusive interview with WIRED, celebrated intellectual property lawyer Mark Lemley elaborates on why he quit and what he makes of the AI copyright battlefield.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't believe i got got by johnlock yet again
house and wilson are in love and that's what the show is about how couldni have missed it for all these years
January 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
house and wilson are in love and that's what the show is about how couldni have missed it for all these years
January 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This is so cool - this study used Chinese poetry to reconstruct 1400 years of range change for the Yangtze finless porpoise, and showed that most of the range loss happened in the last century
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
horse
This is so cool - this study used Chinese poetry to reconstruct 1400 years of range change for the Yangtze finless porpoise, and showed that most of the range loss happened in the last century
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
this july, I realized that the best christmas song of all time bar none no competition is Last Christmas by Wham!

last week I listened to every single last christmas cover i could find on spotify

and so friends romans countrymen, I give you my true magnum opus

open.spotify.com/playlist/7bc...
December 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
happy thanksgiving my dad's fish k*lled itself this morning
November 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
this is the kind of posting we need here
Letters of the alphabet you've seen.

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November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
just saw someone spell it like "challenj"......it was a joke but I like it....... feels chewy and evokes new jersey
November 28, 2024 at 3:36 AM
this place feels like facebook in 2012
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM