Corpse Flower 🪬
@creepydoll.bsky.social
cemeteries, music, kitchens, DC or die
Truly one of the best games I’ve ever been to, Ovechkin 900 goal celebration, turkey mites on ice, goalie glove oven mitts, oh, and the Caps won 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Truly one of the best games I’ve ever been to, Ovechkin 900 goal celebration, turkey mites on ice, goalie glove oven mitts, oh, and the Caps won 🦃
Let’s sunbathe with mama
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let’s sunbathe with mama
“a waxing crescent moon … the one the cow jumped over.”
-Monday night football broadcast, for some reason
-Monday night football broadcast, for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“a waxing crescent moon … the one the cow jumped over.”
-Monday night football broadcast, for some reason
-Monday night football broadcast, for some reason
Mamdani trump meeting reminding me that nothing is real
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Mamdani trump meeting reminding me that nothing is real
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A hat trick for Alex Ovechkin. Never count him out, but I honestly didn't know if he'd get another one at 40. Unbelievable. A large handful of hats hit the ice here in Montreal
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A hat trick for Alex Ovechkin. Never count him out, but I honestly didn't know if he'd get another one at 40. Unbelievable. A large handful of hats hit the ice here in Montreal
Fugazi in the stadium for Caps 80s night, I know that’s right
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fugazi in the stadium for Caps 80s night, I know that’s right
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious
show my partner the ice spice sponge bob big guy video && he got so mad he had to step outside
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
show my partner the ice spice sponge bob big guy video && he got so mad he had to step outside
I love lesbians, what do you mean the first dance at your wedding was Cotton Eye Joe
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love lesbians, what do you mean the first dance at your wedding was Cotton Eye Joe
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Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
And LA.
And Chicago.
And whoever they try to come for next.
We’re stronger together & we will win.
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Happy OBAA out on digital day to everyones tls
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Happy OBAA out on digital day to everyones tls
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book
Learning the term fiancé gums ruined my life
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Learning the term fiancé gums ruined my life
❤️❤️9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣❤️❤️
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
❤️❤️9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣❤️❤️
This sht never gets old
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This sht never gets old
Shadow president is now in the shadow realm 🪦⚰️
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Shadow president is now in the shadow realm 🪦⚰️
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won
U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto
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